EURO 2016 - England vs Russia pre-game/gamethread thread #1

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Kick off in one hour in Marseilles

Teams to follow

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Why is this on ITV?

>Kick off in one hour in Marseilles

Kicked off hours ago there m8

>crouch
W E W

WHO /LIFELONG ABE/ HERE?

;-)

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SING ALONG

>parties aren't going off on one another
fake image la

GET IN HERE LADS

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>yfw vardy scores one for da land

ENGERLAND

Hart
Walker
Smalling
Cahill
Walker
Dier
Alli
Rooney
Sterling
Lallana
Kane

Russia

Lol who

>woy

Its almost time lads

GET READY FOR BREXIT

>live footage of britain getting rekt by slav rats on field

Revolution in Marseilles in 10 bings.

I really fancy Russia like, I think Roy's shit the bed with this formation.

Stop spamming swecuck

I'll be watching it as a neutral but I will be super pissed if England will win.

Am I a neutral anymore?

vardy party gonna be banged by russian drug overlords.

the pussies will cry ---> :_:;_;:_;;_:

haha

SHUT THE FUCK UP

What the fuck are you doing?

TEAMS

>England - Hart, Walker, Smalling, Cahill, Rose; Dier, Alli, Rooney; Lallana, Sterling, Kane

>Russia - Akinfeev; Schennikov, V. Berezutski, Ignashevich, Smolnikov; Neustädter, Golovin; Smolov, Shatov, Kokorin; Dzyuba

post what you will be eating for this, /euro/.

running to the store in a bit

vodka or beer

>lallana
>rooney
>sterling
wew lads

>Rppney

England 4:-1 Slavshits

RUSSIA
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>rooney

That guy is STILL playing? Wasn't he already considered too old in 2014?

Got a fiver riding on England winning, they better not fuck me.

russians will chimp out so hard

Which team are you rooting for?
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Both

nic

>YOU'RE SUSPENDED

too many spuds players will choke

milner done well this season why isnt he starting

Fuck Russian

>woyes

>Dier, Alli, Rooney; Lallana, Sterling

Russians seem organised and brutal. England fans fleeing to all side streets. Utter chaos.

just a reminder that England will yet again shit the bed, and along with what's happening in Marseilles, it will trigger BREXIT so we can focus on becoming a force again

what result would create the most asshurt lads?

go angultare!

>ROONEY

>LALLANA

>STERLING

welp it was fun while it lasted.

World Cup is coming home though right lads?

Why doesn't England just play as the UK?

You'll have a better team.

ENGLAND'S ONE TRULY WORLD CLASS PLAYER

Who watching the latest Kizn/a/iver and M/a/yoiga before Kick-Off here?

lets go

If repeating digits Vardy comes on in the second half and scores a cheeky winner in the 86th

I hate the English and hope they all get killed on the streets, but still put a lot of money on them

>tfw dilemma

> spuds players
>yfw they chimp out on the field
>chimp out in the stands
>brawl outside

Clearly not, moron.

Neustadter is the only Russian player I've heard of

We just got our 3 points now it's your turn England.

Hope you lose. Hope we knock you out next game.

England fans are just tourists desu, English FA/Police long ago stopped English ultras from travelling

>Jacqui Oatley
>on ITV

What the fuck is this?

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England’s pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.

Reporting in

wew lads let the shitposting commence

>Neustädter
DELETE THIS

As much as i love my bastard brother Wales, they're more insufferable as winners then even us. God i hate Wendyball.

>66

It's coming home

TYBV

THANK YOU BASED SWEDE

Describe to me what I'm looking at

1-1 both penal

CHAT SHIT

>Russians beating English in the streets
>Russians murdering English in the stadium
I can't wait.

oh wow

STICKY NOW MODS

IT'S COMING HOME

WHO Sup ForumsK/ HERE

Good luck doing that when you get dominated by Slovakia

>Rooney

I really hope England lose.

Fucking Anglo subhumans wrecked my pub in Marseille!
Like... why?

Because the UK isn't a country you fucking moron.

What team does Allah favor ?

American snack minute

>BROKEN Hart
>DROP Walker
>EVERMORE Smalling
>CUNTY Cahill
>ANOTHA Walker
>DEAD Dier
>MUHAMMAD Alli
>SLIMY Rooney
>GIB ME Sterling
>LEL Lallana
>CITIZEN Kane

Fuck you and your whore called destiny

tradition

Reminder that even if by some miracle we developed a team good enough to win tournaments we'd still lose because we would have some mong like roy in charge with his outdated tactics

>France has hosted the WC twice and the Euros three times
Not fair

So many jokes, so many sneers,

But all those "oh so near's",

Wear you down, through the years,

But I still see that tackle by Moore,

And when Lineker scored, Bobby belting the ball,

And Nobby dancing

Three lions on a shirt,

Jules Rimet still gleaming,

Fifty years of hurt,

Never stopped me dreaming

ITS FUCKING COMING HOME

Based retard.

>It's actually coming home

REMINDER

fuck off you english twat

Sweden
Yes

turkey

To celebrate dresden.

Fuck off

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>colonist thinks he's white
Get me some BBQ pork and roasted goose soup noodles

Where do I watch this stuff? I don't have a TV and I don't normally follow sports.

>lallana

WHY IS HE EVEN HERE????

>Rooney in cam with two babbies behind him
What could go wrong

Pizza Hut Big Dinner Box with smores cookie

But Moore was Bobby too.

allah wills it ahmed

France elhamdulliah. Soon it will be ours anyway inshallah

Us inshallah we are the home of the new caliphate, londistan

Imagine the Shitstorm. Just imagine
Would be lovely