Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
I had one like that earlier that had a flower in a bunch of green. Clicked the flower and it accepted it. 10/10 would street sign again.
Ah alright, yeah that is a great thing to know.
Obligatory claim.
>Don't be gay
If there's one thing a faggot loves, it's a good joke.
>
You make me so happy
>don't be gay
Half of you niggs are gay
Dio-sama...
yuno claim
>shipfree edition
Jenny claim
Back again, claiming Yuuki!
Yunooooo
youtube.com
Did you watch it Dio?
Don't be salty.. It's probably not your fault you have bad taste.
>Half of you niggs are gay
>always watching
Still waiting for the Michael Bay reboot.
Claimed.
>Get drunk
Kinda getting there.
then skype me frog
I can invite you to the convo with me and yuno
>and you can help me bother yuno
>its fun
...
>always watching
You can do more than watch you know.
The horrifying conglomerate of lovecraftian horrors formerly known as Asuka
>67 dreams deep
Iowa claim
I try not to save ones that are too big but probably a good bit bigger than this.
kek, i know exactly how that would open. Dear god...
>Some people are born into this world
>others are... Made
>still waiting for 69
I aggreee, ship the sink
So its like a role playing one? I dig
You got a dog high? and what in the fuck? haha, even high I've never thought of using a bottle neck as a wiper lol
That it can, although the doorways were fuckin small as hell so it was tough getting it out kek
you finished the whole bottle? Last you told me you made one drink that night! haha
My day was ight, moved some couches then drank and watched animu's lel. what are you up too besides posting?
Also claiming
Yes, in fact I've seen it a good while ago
here's a good video
youtube.com
1911 ftw. Love me some bounty hunter
>Shizuru
>>>>>Trips confuckingfirm
It's time
youtube.com
Forgot my smug Dio pic
I dont skype anymore
>sobbing
But of course, Milk. But self restraint is a virtue.
>You're giving them ideas
I'LL 69 YOU JENNY-KUN
>also 69 dreams deep
Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
9 shots of fireball
5 angry orchards
Last number is how many shots of firball i do
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
Get wm
Tsuyu
How would that even work? I don't even know how this one works kek.
Aye Aye captain .
That's always so goddamn annoying, gotta twist and turn like crazy.
>Best idol claimed
I'm not gay
aaaaaattttLLAAASSTTT
again?
Bothering Yuno is pretty fun, I'll admit
Claiming best girlie!
Self restraint is for fa-
Oh.
Yeah, it just went down south really quick. Hey I finished a bottle, so that's a plus right?
I swear I nail the enemy Tiger I/Tiger II ammo rack with 75% success if I aim it right.
That's better.
For a minute I was thinking that you were one of "those" people who put a retarded size limit on what's "disgusting".
The bigger the better, IMO
>Bothering Yuno is pretty fun
Ah fuck you!
>
Canaan claimed, gonna get some sleep real soon.
Rory claimed
Dios body isnt perfect
Milinda claim. Im actually going to bed this time...
Night everyone
We dont need to understand it, just accept it
kek
shit, you're right
YOU CAN'T FUCK A ROBOT
Why did you start being so nice to me ;^;
>frog
Nah. You're a lovely person Alexhander.
I beg to differ
I aggree fullheatedly my fellow nig
Drink up tsuzu
I know right? we had to lift it super high then wiggle it through the door
i have discord
>im not gay
2%
bothering yuno is always fun
I cant feel my face
Last number for hoe many shots
The usual deal
Frog
dio probaby likes yaoi aswell
>but who am i to judge
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
IM DRUNK ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING! I WILL EVOLVE AN APPENDAGE TO FUCK A ROBOT
>73 dreams deep
I have been using telegram
Also why are you so nice to me.all of a sudden.;v;
Frog
Nice trips fag. It's kind of a role playing game I guess.
No don't worry about that. I like big tits but there is just a point where it gets too big.
>yaoi
STOP RIGHT THERE
Why thank you, adorable.
>rattles
Just one more time, then it won't happen again for an extremely long time. I don't drink alcohol, but for today why not?
Calm down, kiddo.
dubz
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO YOU, or just i didn't talk to you before i dont fuggin remember
whats telegram i'll get whatever to talk to new people that shits fun nigg
>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
Dude if you downed a whole bottle last night thats major props haha,
Well it is! I schlick to it everytime
Nice! I'f I had the know-how I'd try to make my pathfinder a lot better, but I don't :( lol
Goodnight milinda! Sleep well :)
I love being automatically good at trajectory in games like that, helps a ton.
I'd give up my chance at wizardhood for you.
I admire your confidence mate.
Time ti die
Gimme ur tele bb
Who dis
>>i keep almost accidentally posting a underwear picture of myself lmfao, dont be surprised if that happens
How hard are you trying right now.
>Rattle rattle
Sure thing. Everyone around here love you. Don't let the world bring you down too much, as hard as that can be.
2%? why 2%?
Rolling
TRUUUUUUU
I dig those, I'll have to check it out....fag
>but for today why not?
thats me everyday kek, and hey, if you got it drink it man
i jerk off at bewbs a lot
Well shit, that's flattering.
>That filename isn't true
>That's a running joke I do
>I'm sorry if I mislead you
>rattles
Gusy sim smdoen
17 furwball
2mix
5tree bottlew
>frog
...
I dont want to see a sack of lard
please be more careful with your image choice.
Oh. Must have missed that joke. No problem lol
Im sorry, but your muscles are so water starved it isn't funny. Definition /= prefection.
Explains so much.
You took my advice! Holy damn! Travel forwards with confidence!
Froggy is getting plastered
Stop.
It's on the byond client if you want to find it.
>Time ti die
Sorry I'm not a hippy, I don't like those kinda shirts
100% hard
well i am a conglomerate of lovcraftian horrors ;)
when you comin over girl? i'm evolving new appendages for your shiny metal ass
>77 deep
Heck yeah!
I know I won't finish this one. (Hopefully.)
Gonna cut u hoe
I suppose my "limit" is when they're so big you can't do anything with them.
I think that we're thinking about the same thing though.
I'm pretty good at leading targets, I'd say.
The Germans also have the best accuracy in the game.
I personally like to be close-quarters and covering my lower Glacis plate with the hull of a dead tank.
It pretty much makes the Tiger II unbeatable from the front.
Most of the time you won't have that advantage, so you need to be good with angles and sidescraping.
It's fine, it's impossible to catch on to for most eyes. Really I'm the one to blame for making it so dark and with no hint of sarcasm.
How's your night going?
i can jerk off at any tits i want!
HARD AS FUCK.
ASS WE CAN.
eh, im just tired and it happens to be in the same folder as my hotaru collection.
>2% gay
>google it
how do i find the telegram like account name?
THE STRUGGLE OF THE SPANKING.
ASS WE CAN
Wait, BYOND? I knew I couldn't be the only one on Sup Forums, but /waifu/?
>Rory preserving image limit
Because you're cute and a nice person. c:
Yeah, lol It's still not gonna be cheap though. Gonna start off with a new suspension for the thing, coilovers again and hopefully ones that are nowhere near as fucking stiff as the ones I have on now. Then a bigger turbo, forged engine internals for higher boost pressure, a new ECU tune (Thankfully the original owner that did the KA24 to SR20 conversion installed an aftermarket ECU, which makes dyno tuning a lot easier)... The list goes on and on, and by the end of it it'll probably cost me about as much as a stock Subie but it should be a lot faster and handle a lot better if I do it all right.
Not too bad. Just a little bored.
Just sorta watching the drunk waifus go off. No idea where all this is headed. Probably ERP.
Ya pretty much. So long as they aren't actual monsters I'm fine.
Papi stop this.
Ye, I used byond only for SS13 though.
Sakura is the cutest
>claiming her
Rory i have great interest in you
If my character were to be shipped i hope its with you
You're simply to sweet for words
Same
The byond client? whats that?
Well if you don't finish it tonight, that just means you got tomorrow night too! haha
Try it nub
Not gonna google that fam
Not with me around
I remember saying something about my Dallas sleep trip. Did you ever respond to it before I left? Was getting good since you and I finally talk lol
Yes. She went into my friends garage and passed out on the couch lol and thief nigga was dumb for shoving a beer bottle up his ass. So what's up koko?
Very very good. Any new ships onto port that I miss while gone?
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And what's with the duo loving loli thing? Saw yall saying he loves lolis. How much did I miss?
I call top.
I feel bad that the most I can relate to this is my time in battlefields 2 and 3, like I said a while back I kicked ass in those tanks but its probably nothing like WoT.
Under settings
Your @name
>i'm evolving new appendages
oh god, is that normal?
Is mirai here?
That's good to hear, buddy.
>Probably ERP.
Smart man.
Considering you frequently go to the gym, you can have it. I'm not stopping you.
how come you always figure me out?!
>sniffles
Please stay after im.sober
I would be really sad if you didnt talk to.me.anymore
Do u hahe telegram
MITCH JONES THE FUCKING LAW
also i fucked up its 1%