I'm a worthless cuck that can't satisfy his wife. Roast me

I'm a worthless cuck that can't satisfy his wife. Roast me

I don't really want to kick you when you're down...but...did you stick your tiny ass dick in a mud puddle?

cette chat est tres longue.

At least you're not black

wash that twig

What's your wifes email address cuck? I got some real dick for her to work with. You can eat my cocksnot out of her cunt when I am done with it.

Dick tried to be the souvenir version of the pyramid of Giza?

also clean it, take a shower that head has more wool on it than my sweater I have on atm

...

> une autre chat longue

Lost

Any pics if ur wife fucking u or just of ur wife?

I jerk off with socks hence the lint

Cucking

no sex before marriage I guess.

No. She's been a total bitch lately tho. She claims she'd never cheat but I'd love a friend to fuck her Ido how to go about it

whadda wedding gift, eh?

slap yourself with a bible and get on with it. you have two hands as well.

How big is your dick OP?

This big

Is that a mini bic lighter or a normal one?

>This bic

Goddammit Carlos!

Nine on her here. Tell me how does it feel to have such a little pee pee? That's what it is a fuckin pee pee

Normal

Do you really have a wife or were you lying?

2 kids with another guy 1 of my own

Do you have a boy with a bigger cock? Hahahaha

Where's op?

Her ex must have been huge cause her sons already bigger

I dont care

kek

I would rather spitroast your wife in front of you.

you should post pics of your wife, she'd probably feel better about people with actual dicks jerking off to her rather than your pathetic megaclit

And how old is this son tiny?

Do you get off by being a cuck or do you hate it?

He's 8
I'm all about humiliation but she's never fucked someone else that I know of

Is that erect?

Kik?

don't kid yourself, she drowns in cock behind your back all the time.

>drowns in cock
Lel

I stopped jerking off right before Cumming to get it that big

Ccmandy921

Does she like big curved cock?

is that your wife? I would love to send her some pics of real cocks.

If you don't have a big dick yourself don't bother

8" should be big enough compared to yours

WHO YOU CALLIN' PINHEAD!?

that shit is nasty use some moisturiser jeeze

don't be generous, my pinky finger is big compared to his cock.

Lmao that is actually true. Poor guy I am amazed he even made a kid with that little pencil dick

you're a poopy head

Is this what happened when God made your penis OP?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDQzITWJyU