ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house.

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Who's hungry?

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My Family name is Lutz !

B-But user, I don't think that's legal.

Hello, brother.

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THAT IN THE TOILET!

Stop hanging this shit up in the living room

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS EATING MY GINGERNUT COOKIES?

Guys...who's kid is upstairs?

Excuse me, "YOUR" Gingernut cookies? You can fuck right off, I own those cookies.

SHITTERS CLOGGED

Guys! Shut all the blinds! There's a sniper outsid-

Silly user. You've been spending too much time on /x/. It's probably nothing. :^)

You're right. I'll go into the basement and get us all some snacks. I'll be right back.

I counter sniped the cocksucker, now who wants to help me clean that shit up?

YEAH NAH MATE, YOU NEED TO GO ON A FUCKING DIET BRO. THOSE ARE MY COOKIES, NO GODAMN QUESTION. YOU BLOODY BRONY.

Checkd

Don't touch any of my shit you queers.

haha guys!
i was upstairs puttng some boxes away the attic tried to hang me again! hahah

Who's kid
>Who is kid
Isn't homeschooling fun user!? Now... sex ed....

Dude, Gingernut gainz.

Woah everyone in this house is fapping including me. I'll try not to knock over any of the piss bottles

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GO BUY SOME!!!

YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT, THOUGH.

Goddammit, you better clean that shit up

Which one of you fags is this?

Who brought the pig with the glowing eyes?

Hey guys I'm going to Wal-Mart to get some baby formula, can one of watch my kid?

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, FAGGOT.

That fucking faggot used all our milk reserves for that. Good fucking job.

The awesome one.

How am I going to enjoy my cereal now?

BITCH, I'LL WRECK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THEY'LL CALL ME MILEY CYRUS. THEY DON'T CALL ME "JONAH FROM TONGA" FOR NOTHING, YOU FARKIN BLOODY MONGREL.

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Hey guys, im moving in!

Guys I'm horny

GODDAMNIT WHO SHAVED THEIR PUBES IN THE FUCKING SINK?!

Hey horny, I'm dad!

I'm trying to masturbate stop talking to each other so loudly it turns me off.

Hey horny dad, I'm cat.

Try... uhm... water?
Better idea would be to just eat it raw.

Are you retarded? Why would snipers try to hunt us dow-

This isn't the fucking dark ages, user.
It's milk and cereal or no cereal at all, unless somebody has a better suggestion.

Who the fuck let schizophrenia user out of his cage?

Tub was occupied

goddamnit James, that's Tom's gf Katherine!!! It's not cool to make fun of blind people you know

What about cum? We got more than enough in the house.

Sure fam, just leave him here on my dick. Promise he'll still be here when you get back

NIGGA HE TOOK MY FARKIN COOKIES. I'M FARKIN FINE, YOU CRAZY SLAV.

GUYS!! IM MAKING BACON! WANT SUM?

Yeah nice try! We all know you're the real sniper trying lure every one ou-

Honestly, while the cum and sexual frustration is more than abundant in the house, I think I'll just do without cereal today.

IS IT GINGERNUT FLAVOUR?

ONLY IF YOU'RE CLEANING!

You need to stop pooping so much.

HELL YEAH!

fuck James, did you kill Katherine?!!!

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I'll nut on your gingers. >;^)

STOP SHITTING IN THE SHOWER DRAIN!!!!

Guys, why is there a dead body in the basement?!

WELL DUH ITS MY FUKN KITCHEN!

HEY GUYS I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT IN THE LIVING ROOM

H-haha alright if you say so friendo.

Guys, put that fucker in front of the window, let the sniper do the job.

Christ alright, no need to be a dick about it. I'll just use the sink next time

FUCK OFF WEASLEY, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. FARKIN RANGA.
REV UP THE GRILLS, I'LL CLEAR THE WHOLE THING. BACK IN SAMOA, THIS WOULD BE A SNACK.

I USE IT FOR BACON!

Tyrone was here earlier.Tinny Tim already called seconds.

I'LL EAT THE BULLET.

Don't fag it up this time.

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you're the retard! If you'd have closed the blinds instead of arguing you'd still be ali-

Alright, your ass is facing the window then

jesus, you guys want seconds with a fat nigger man oozing cum from his anus?

DID YOU DOSE THE ORANGE JUICE AGAIN???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Why is no one closing the ducking blin-

No one go in the basement.

Who the Fuck is using powertools? It's fucking 4AM shut the Fuck up.

No, I orange juiced the dose.

MMM... WOULD YOU JUST SMELL THIS FFUCKING DELICIOUS BACON!?

H-H-ey anons, I'm your new flattie.

FIGHT ME! I HAVE BLOODY JANDALS CUNT!

Why is the house always so cold?

hey guys, don't drink the mil, i fapped in it to prank jim

WHAT IS IT WITH HOUSES AND PALAGIS?
PISS OFF.

claimed...

wut

ayy dere how u beeeyun

i'm throwing our black neighbors a halloween themed bbq on their front lawn to welcome them to the community. come dressed as ghosts in white sheets and ready to burn something.

not enough bodyparts to keep this place warm..

Spastic user keeps turning the heat off to scare the monsters away.

No one is going into the basement there after you went down there and farted.

what do you mean user? what have you claimed?

user are you okay? you look sick

hey bb u wan sum fuk?!

Tyrone broke the heater, and as per house rules, we can only fart outside

He claimed himself.

He fucking stole it.

sorry I only fuck niggers

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST SET THE LIVING ROOM ON FIRE, NO BIG DEAL.