Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
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Cant flimflam the zimzam nigguh
Iowa claim
I can see that, there's sometimes I just really need to take a shower too.
Shiet nigga.
That happens to me too.
>slight
Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk.
>Shizuru
I'm underaged and can't drink till next year
Obligatory claim.
>Don't be gay
Kek, no promises.
>Get drunk
Only on special occasions.
In the end I felt like I drank half a gallon of milk, fairly invigorated along with side hopping.
Shiiiietttt
Had a couple beers earlier so it itsnt like ive had no booze
But i would like atleast 6 moee beers
Claiming
I ACTUALLY FOUND A SMUG SAKURA...but it's lewd :c
I've been good, did some drinking for the first time yesterday since it was my birthday. Not enough for drunk though
Nothing in particular. Just the ship thing going overboard, combined with some alcohol and a saturday night, i suppose.
...
Claimed. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
That's nice. W.o.T always hear good stuff about it. The other I don't know.
It's like a soap opera kek.
Good to know, except for the sleep part.
>Best idol claimed
I thought you had some captain morgan last night though? and yeah Kings bay is a bit ratchet, but I haven't had any problems with it so far heh
I'm here ese whatsup?
Run and tell that...homboy
Also claim
I'll be waiting patiently.
waoh
spooky
>Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk
You and me both.
B&
how much overboard did the ships go?
>no ship rattles
sachi claim
Shit, that's cool.
Wait right there cabron, Im coming
watching
Oh hell no.
>easily scared
>NOPE
>O
>P
>E
Well at least you had some beers. Why don't you get more?
>smug sakura
Share it mang, and good to hear! how old did you turn?
That reminds me of the mickey mouse fantasia shit
Nice, that's a fun feeling.
Awesome.
How are you shipmate
FUCK OFF CUNT I AINT NOONE'S SHIP
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I hope everyone is okay~
Got two drinks. Finished the Morgan. I kinda forgot about the BacardÃ, until now. Jaja.
>Sanae
I dunno. There's enough new ships floating around that i stopped paying attention to who's shipped with who because i figure more than a couple will be sank by tomorrow.
That and i feel it'd be rude to start listing things.
It seems some of them wandered in to skype or passed out. One of the two.
How's your late night going so far, handsome.
Its 3:30am its irregal to sell beer
Also not old enough to buy yet
>moka
Still a dry dock
1lewd or 2lewd?
>checked
Best filename is a meme filename
3spoopy4me
>That feel when no ones shipped me at all
Rory claimed
Wew.
If you're gonna stay up late might as well make it so you can't sleep.
Tired, still watching TV.
I'm 21 now, though is scary...I just want to be a teen again
This is SMUG right? I had to crop it because lewd sakura is bad, she's pure
I can flim flam u bb
Oh my!
Checked
Yay! I'll share experiences
For being 19?
Reminds me of a kid who walked up to me in the mall and threw up
Oh my~
I am. Friends got a dog high tonight lol. How are you?
Ayy friend! I'm doing good. You?
Might watch The Thing in a few, I'm horrible with horror movies and paranoia. Can't watch that shit alone, gotta stay up though.
Actually watching it or just background noise?
I'll be here fgt, bring your girlfriendIm doing good! How about you?
My man! do you see yourself buying any in the future?
>not old enough
I know that feel
mine
YoU AINT DOING SHIT TO ME NIGGA
Oh piss off!
>messing with yuno is fun edition
That is smug! and i'm gonna be 21 this year. How is it scary? kek
Thats a good smug. If that's the only one though...
Its an amazing horror movie. A better horror game.
Someone's mad...
21... I'm 26.
I love horror movies, cannot deal with horror games though.
Who says you have to watch them alone?
Kinda background but its American Dad so I watch and laugh every few minutes.
Approved
I hope he didn't make him eat the weed kek
I'm alright thanks~
Nor bad nor good, usual morning here.
Feeling bad about Tsuyu but the day is alright.
Its okay us pink waifus have to stick together
Worse part is we might actually become shipmates in the navy
>and then will be ship mates
But most of my friends can buy so i pretty much got booze whenever i want
rip
gonna look like the titanic tomorrow with all the dead ships
>dead ships rattle
ill fucking kill u
Would make for an excellent modern day horror game.
Multiplayer?
Same, they're great. Horrible with horror games and movies.
>Who says you have to watch them alone?
Roommate is sleeping so I don't really have a choice.
Fuckin' love American Dad.
Though we were fighting tho?
amen
>smug knows no age
Bad about tsuyu? how come?
hell yeah, I give my dad money so he buys all my stuff, I'm the oldest of my friends
>For being 19
Cheeky.
You can piss off with that shuipping bullshit mi8
I have responsibilities now, and my apparent cuteness will start dropping off until I get wrinkles :c this is not a life I want to live
And its going to be weird to turn down gambling and drinking, since everyone does but I have no care for it..
Its so hard getting proper sakura pictures, none cares about her lol.
Yays!
Get over to Texas and we can watch them together.
I've probably seen every episode of this show, I love it too.
I told him to relax but he got wasted instead.
That'll be fun! Just remind us when it's close comrade.
Probably... I'll let you know. But it will be a grand day that's for sure!
Neutral. Anything planned for the day?
Maybe maybe. We'll see. Oh well.
Should be interesting at the very least. Unfortunately i probably won't be around. Mothers' day and such.
Blew it in her face lol
Don't be too sure
Oohhhhh. I womder who's the petty officer 1st class is and who's the seman apprentice is?
Breeki
Even if it's one. Just ready when I come and do monthly smug tax collections
Next July. So it's a day closer everyday
Oho, that would be nice. Get scared easily even around others still, heh...
Yeah, I've seen most every episode of the earlier seasons. New stuff is sort of weak though, I'm taking really recent.
I fukken dare u mate
its finished!
best mutating dream girl claimed!
>blew it in her face
>in her face
>yuno gets a facial
>shuipping
>mi8
what are saying bruv?
Ah I see haha, you apparent cuteness? I lost that a while ago, although I still don't know which sort of responsibilities 21 brings in itself
I take it he's an angry drunk?
all you do is grand my friend! I've already started counting the days till next year
Ay, check out this video.
youtu.be
It isn't. Single player, but the game is legitimately horror.
>smug knows no gender
Not enough people know about Rory for good fanart
Nono, isn't it able seaman?
close
pt 2
I'm off to bed its like 5 am
Gonna kill ya
Fuck you im sobering up
When I use next pic lol
Kek
That's the joke;)
>shinoa bro
I'll probably go on with school stuff and play some overwatch after that~
You?
Oh ok, because if he made him eat it, that dog probably wouldn't live longer after that.
No, his mind is full of thoughts in these days so getting drunk would've just make things worse.
Though he did it anyway.
Bring it on bitch
We gonna take this ship to bottom of the ocean
I can also get my brother to somtimes but hes kinda a dick anout it
Ill be makin petty officer real fast if i get the rate i want and with e3 starting
Then we will see who the seaman is
>its u
Damn son. Thats the best mutation I've ever seen.
en.wikipedia.org
Game link.
>Rory-sama
What in the fuck is that?
I doont geyt it? its a pand a fethas?
>them licks
Ohmy
that one didn't even look like her. but goodnight mang, sleep well :)
I like watching horror movies with others, I think they're really the only kind I prefer other people to be there to watch with me.
Yeah I think that's how everything goes though, the early stuff always seems to be the best.
It's 5:50 here so I'm going to pretend to sleep.
I should also work on that sleep schedule.
>so much for a 100% all nighter
Good night/already early morning, everyone.
hahaha thanks
deep dreamer fucking with asuka
goodnight guys!
Okay before I go to bed.
I, shinoa bro, the smug queen. Is here to collect your monthly smugs. Sakura, you don't have to since I saw it areasy. Others on the other hands must post smugs. Of your waifu doesn't smug, I'll collect super cute as well
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>next pic
Bullshit!
Ima take your ass to the bottom more like it
>That gif
So tempting Heh~
Was wondering more what you'd think of a Multiplayer modern day horror like that. Being all immersive and such.
Haven't heard of it having a game, huh. I'll have to check it out and cry in a corner.
Oh, why thank you.
Indeed, when you're alone it's hard not to look behind you every second and get anxious. I'd love to sit with you and watch some horror.
True, time ruins most things.
my smug when im not getting shipped
Thank drink more you puss
Ah I see, i'm sorry to hear it, I suppose thats the darker side to it all ay?
Same, my brother would never and my brother in law was the same. Only some more months though until I can buy :D
Doge was kill but dank weed
Oh my~
Hehe
>trips for our ship
Those who are afraid of ghosties and ghoulies, demons, goblins, gremlins, or anything supernatural or otherworldly, have forgotten that the only thing frightening in life is life.
>reroll
Do I know you..?
I aint got anymore!
faggot
HAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY KIDDO NO SHIP FOR US
Paranoia and anxiety overlay logic I'd have to say.
Goodnight Milk Tanker.
For me its just I like to see other people's reactions, whether its to laugh at them or for them to agree with me that that was an awesome way to kill somebody.
rolling
I figured haha, goodnight
>smug tax
Drink yo piss nigga
love
Actually the only thing(s) frightening in life are being stabbed, being shot, spiders, impacting the ground at 200-some-odd miles per hour, spiders, losing people, and generally most forms of dying.
I am extremely paranoid and anxious, I am still not afraid of anything other than life itself.
Yeah kind of, I'm just worried about it.
Wew nice to know.
>REROLL AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU YUNO
Nigga do I look like bear grylls?