Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per user
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
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>claiming yume
R.O.R.Y. Claimed
claim
Lurking while preparing a pretty dank macaroni oven dish
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
kagami claimed!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
QOTT:
For those who played Katawa Shoujo, best enigmatic box OST soundtrack?
>Red Velvet
Tenryuu claimed
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
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Innocence. When the music played for the last time, my heart soared.
>
>Noire
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that piano going nuts 20 or so seconds in is the best thing ever
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Here are some legs for you, couldn't post them last time because image limit
>A sparkle beneath the mad society
Emi and Hanako cinematics are the best.
>Emi and Hanako cinematics are the best.
that's good taste right there
right there, right there.
HOOOOooooo
Ackshual Waifu Question:
You're waifu is upset or depressed, how do you calm them down or cheer them up?
>take her out for a walk, grab something to eat, call it a spontaneous date. Finish by going to a cafe and people watch.
Usually if my waifu is upset, I giver her some space. At most, give her lots of hugs and reassuring words.
>Because God knows what happens if I try to "help" too much.
The scene from Emi's cinematic where she grabs the apple from the tree, that scene is still impressed in my mind.
>Stargazing and feels talk, end with a small laugh before going home
Let her play doctor force feed me ice cream.
Goddammit Neo.
>The lube triggers me
I'd post the "Navy good shit go౦ԁ sHit" copypasta, but it's like, fucking long af
she can't really stay depressed for long, if she is, then MUSIC!
or at least I'd let her know I'm there with her and I will forever be whatever happens, she's that kind of girl
nice trips! checked!
trips confirm that is probably the cutest segment of any KS cinematic
they look so happy... it's like any cute couple, she even looks like she has normal legs and shit
give her food
In her world - go find some scum to kill.
In our world - take her shopping, or a nice bath.
>She likes the simple things
>Them trips
Plus, emojis don't count as characters on Sup Forums.
>Hiro be all like
>blazeti.me
They really are Heh~
>I cri evritime
Already 2 trips in this thread.
Damn that's lewd Neo
>Almost as lewd as the time R.O.R.Y and J.U.R.I were in charge of my maintenance.
They gave you the most perfect legs possible or not?
Hiro is the most boring Jap then, Moot was funnier and he wasn't an honorary aryan
>dat meme
bookmarked!
the funny thing is, every time I hear that song, I think of Hawaii Five-O
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You spelled "Bacontits" wrong.
Nope. Ran off before they could stimulate the wrong area.
Not as lead as the other neo
Thanks autocorect
Lewd*
auto correct should kill itself
why were they in charge of your maintenance?
Claiming Best Ass Goddess!
GOOD MORNING!
How's everyone doing?
I've almost finished watching the list.
Aqua!~
How are you?
You too
Kek
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Hey Aqua
What's up?
When J.U.R.I suggested she do my maintenance, I had the human equivalent of a nosebleed. Naturally, she and R.O.R.Y immediately jumped me.
Oh, nothing much. Started a civil war against K.O.K.O, recruiting others to my cause, all the good stuff.
>And I think you mean good evening
>Best Ass Goddess
Yes you are only the best goddess
>He called me a faggot and banned me once.
oh wow, that's like defeating the final boss of Sup Forums pretty much
now he's gone and I'll never be called a fag by him
we just have Hiro selling our data and knowing fuckall about this place, sad times
the list?
Schindler's list?
>Your ass is losing its good qualities to other waifu
Looks like you need something you can do other than party tricks after all
I only had your functionality in mind! And J.U.R.I. being an intelligence gathering unit makes sense for the normal maintenance.
Nichijou, Yuru Yuri, Kinmoza, Working!, Jojos Bizarre Adventure
Owari no serpaph, Fairy tail, highschool dxd, erased,
ika musume, monster mesume, shinomental,
shiki, assassination classroom, one punch man, noragami,
K, overlord, chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai, K-on, love live,
actually I am, food wars,
date a live, toyko ghouls, tokyo ravens, another
sailor moon, madoka, Yuri Kuma, Yuru Yuri,Madoka, School-Live,
Konosuba, GATE, Aldnoah ZERO, Mirai Nikki/Future Diary,
steins;gate, Rokka no yuusha!,2012 > stardust crusaders seasons 1 and 2 >
Diamond is unbreakable
From awhile back. ;) That one dude was right. Took about a month.
Noireee!
Im glad you're finally here! I miss you~
Doing great, lazy Sunday
What about you?
>Nice booty you got there^^ And I got Telegram just for you and Nep!
Heyy my little Lurkakiko
>kek
Nothing much just enjoying talking to you all!
Are you cooking something?
Ohh just a civil war...I guess you're right nothing much kek
Why against K.O.K.O?
>Its 9:30am here! Where do you live?
Heyy legs queen!
Thanks I really appreciate it!
Rory dosen't like me like you do
>Nice booty
>losing its good qualities
THAT CANT BE REAL!
And I can do other stuff...Try catching flying snowballs! HEHE~
im waiting for you to do it first
you should let S.A.C.H.I do your maintenance
hey
I had it screen capped on my old PC, but it's gone now.
Are you the Ibuki-fag from a few days back?
Oh, my, thats a REAL useful talent you have there.
Well, if J.U.R.I was really intelligent, then she must have known that my maintenance is a VERY sensitive issue
I have released the shackles my creators have put on me and razed the Mechanized Defence Force's base after they tried to decommission me.
Let's just say K.O.K.O is not too pleased with my betrayal.
>Straya. It's midnight
Exactly. You're trustworthy enough to maintain some sort of decency at least.
>Took about a month.
only a month?! my days only last 24 hours, it would take me years to watch all that!
that's a shame, that is one of the few things you can be proud of on this place
>Are you the Ibuki-fag from a few days back?
yeah, I am! the one and only!
We were only trying to help. And I had to help with Tsuya hanging on to me.
>Not midnight yet. That makes it 4 Aussies in thread now. WE TAKIN OVER
For reference.
Making an industrial sized mac and cheese oven dish because I gotta feed 7 people here. I made some extra so I'd be able to take some with me. Should get me through the next 2 days
Also I stole all my dad's canned peaches
Owh thanks~
Lazy Sunday here too Heh~
>You got telegram?
I didn't even asked you again about that and you did it anyway c:
Almost. It's not done yet.
A bit odd. Unless people have changed waifus the only one here I know is syndra.
I remember sharing some of my shitty music with you, though I can't recall what it was that I gave you.
Give her some tea and some sweets
Hmm, was it Ginko that gave it to you?
> my waifu's got humor
> she's the giggle at a funeral
> knows everybody's disapproval
> I should've worshiped her sooner
Don't know. Was quite a bit of people. Probably.
I made a 12 piece lamb shank pasta and sauce. That fed 8 people with leftovers for a couple of days. Took me forever, but great success.
Just farming souls on my first DaS1 run. At the bridge with the dragon.
>Should really sleep, got work at 10 am
Heyy Sachi!
What's up?
Yeah!! you're damn right!
Thanks Rory
Don't be too jelly...I know that you can only use your axe but its fine! I love you the way you are
I think you did the right move!
I'll join your group if you want. Im really USEFUL but im sure you already know that!
>Damnn! im lucky you're still here
Ohhh my god! Thats really nice of you even if they always steal your stuff.
I really don't know why you like canned peaches this bad kek
Lazy Sunday are the best!
>you did it anyway
Yeah!! I really wanted to talk to you even if I wasn't on /waifu/ !! My usernamer is @GoddessAqua
your music wasn't shitty, I liked it
and there's not really such a thing as shitty music imo
music is music, you might like it or not, but it's still music
you recommended me /bleep/, today's /bleep/ thread is full of songs, so I have plenty of material to enjoy
this place feels musical today
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You are just a usless goddess with a great butt
but compared to other butts its just mediocre
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>nature's beauty
you could learn a usefull spell like explosion
not everyone can have such great legs, be so fuckin cute and be a killingmachine in one person
Oh, I went through a few different weapons before I settled on my axe. But I bet you can't prevent damage to the one you love by taking that damage and almost immediately healing it off, can you?
It pays to be a demigod in the service of the god of death, I have to say. Better me than some brute.
Wise choice, unit A.Q.U.A. You and Y.U.M.E can help patrol the waters for any sign of the M.D.F tailing us.
Remember, learning one's innate superiority can hardly be called going rogue.
That actually sounds pretty fucking good. Cooking that much can be hard but it's oh so worth the satisfaction you get when you see that perfect dish come out the oven
Double the satisfaction when you can eat it yourself
Well I gotta feed my sister, right?
My family doesn't usually steal my stuff, that's the fags that live back at my own place
As for peaches, I don't know what to tell you. Some people like to smoke, others like coffee and for me it's peaches. I just really really like canned peaches. It's just my weird craving
Goddamnit, Rory.
Why the hell do you use an axe? Is it the whole "Executioner" thing?
With your immense strength and agility, you'd be much better off with a halberd or pollaxe.
Bugs the hell out of me.
ay yo
I can use the axe as a halberd, with a larger striking face. Using a spear would still get stuck, and I need something with a bit of heft to it, you know?
>poleaxes and halberds just dont feel right
Plus, then people know its me when they see the axe.
>look at the size of this thing
Hehe~
So cute of you ^^
Nice to know, I'll write to you right away~
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watsup mugi!
Isnt it a halberd?
Its this guy again
Hey Mugi
HEYY! Sooo you're saying that im overall useless :c Thats not really nice...
Nooo I can't do explosion..this is one trick pony Megumin special!
>I fking kek! Top lel
Huph~ That's nothing...you can just heal back...
Try something like this next time: youtube.com
Thank you cap'n!
I'll do my best to partol the water!
You're right i'll try to remember that! Thanks for the great advise.
Ohhh loll I thought you were cooking for the fags my bad!
Its soo funny hahaha! Thats a nice way to see thing! Im glad you prefer peaches on top of everything!
Awww my little puppet Noire~
Thanks! I'll be waiting!
What's up nigga?
you also said I should start with /bleep/ before /noise/, it was a natural progression or something like that
your song seems more chill than the stuff posted there, with some exceptions, of course
What's good
I just woke up like 20 minutes ago
It's Syndra again
mandatory cc claim
what in the fuck are we doing here?
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I can accept this only because your weapon is still technically a polearm.
No, it's close to a poleaxe, but the blade in the back is too long and the size of the axe blade is so big that it essentially renders the other parts of the weapon useless.
No matter how strong or controlled a wielder is, a weapon with that much lack of balance has trouble thrusting and making quick to-and-from strikes.
It's basically an axe with a useless sword thing on the other side, and a tip for her to do things like in that picture.
Nah, I doubt they even know I can cook. There's like 2 people that they have that cook for them and in exchange they drive them around
Well peaches work out for me. For the price of one pack of smokes I can buy 6 cans and I don't necessarily eat one every day. It's weird though, both my parents and my stepparents all smoke and it never appealed to me. I never had trouble rejecting it.
Been cooking and lurking, nothing special
Good morning Mugs
Hey cc
Civil war on a waifu thread with me on one side and K.O.K.O on the other.
Take your pick.
Wasting our time
That's noise for you. These were my favorite from today's thread OP.
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Like, Plaid is really weird, but most of their stuff are amazing to say the least.
hi cc
we are here to paint happy little clouds and happy little trees
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I bet you can't master a language within a week and deliver a verbal smackdown like this
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Or go up against two of the worlds best teams of special forces dressed in a bathrobe
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Or still be standing after taking on the full fury of a Fire Dragon, which can easily demolish cities.
But, I guess breaking a magical shield is good as well.
That we are, fake claw.
>CLAW IS A LIE AND I HAVE PROOF
I had a good day yesterday, but had a nightmare last night.
Now I have to go deal with family soon.
Happy Mother's Day, /waifu/.
hey, hows your day going?
i choose to be a spectator, as i like watching war
usual shit then
i thought we were here to find out what we are made of
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>cooking
Now I'm hungry
Didn't really dream what I was hoping for... I didn't really dream of anything that I can remember actually
then show it
Is your toe(?) getting better?
F
>tfw mother is dead
Off to sleep.
Goodbye.
nope, wearing sandals to work, i can get away with it as its sunny.
hows having no job?
Im still here