What do I do, fuckers??

What do I do, fuckers??
>be me
>terrible long week at work
>~12:30 on a Friday
>"hey boss any chance I could sneak out of here?"
>"sure, user, go home."
>kthxbai.gif
>make the drive home; get home ~1:20-1:30
>random old Buick (~mid 80's probably) in front of house
>figure it's probably my wife's boss since she just totaled her 4th car in a year...
>unlock and open up the door
>inb4 dinosaur
>it's quiet... too quiet #buzzlightyear
>go downstairs
>drop wallet/keys/keypod at my desk
>check mail
>oh-shit-forgot-i-owe-them-money.tiff
>user: "motherfucker"
>walk upstairs
>wife says "you like it bitch?"

(cont...)

>kek. no red flags even... wife and boss get along great figure they're fucking around
>"what's up ladies??"
>bust open door
>wife and some fucking tiny little old lookin' nigger (5'7" 150 lbs probably?) scramble away from each other
>nigger naked with one of those fucking cage things on his tiny dick (1" or so?)
>not sure if the cage thing is what made his dick small but I don't think it magically grows 6" or anything
>wife bottomless/has shirt on
>wife has big black strap-on???? (black black not flesh black)
>I'm just kind of looking back and forth probably looking like an idiot trying to take in what in the fuck I'm looking at
>wife staring at me
>nigger slowly getting dressed keeping eyes on me
>make eye contact with nigger
>me: "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!"
>nig: "Yes master"
>me: HURRY UP MOTHERFUCKER!!"
>looking back not sure if nigger was implying racism or if that was some sexual bullshit
>look at wife "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT OR GET THE FUCK OUT"
>tl;dr=She always has had secret urges to be dominant. Doesn't want to ask me to be her submissive because she is mine. Found this 60 year old nig on Craigslist who loves to be dom'd by white girls. "It just happened, I'm sorry"
>A million things going through my head
>"Has he fucked you??"

>"No."
>"Have you sucked his dick?"
>"No."
>"What's in it for you if you're wearing a strap-on?"
>Goes to explain the shit that goes in her head and how the sexual satisfaction is much more mental than physical blah blah blah
>"Remember last Thursday?"
>I fucked her ass for like 2 hours and painted her ass red with spanking. Went a2m etc etc Hands down hottest sex ever
>She literally made me a sandwich afterwards and then did the dishes, laundry. Good little housewife in general.
>"Yeah, I remember"
>"I dom'd that day"
>Kind of getting pissed she's using lingo and shit
>"HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?"
>"Only 4 or 5 times"
>"4 OR 5?? WHICH IS IT?" (like it matters...)
>"More than 4 but less than 10"
>"With the same guy?!"
>"Yes."
>Tell her "I need a week to think about this while I have a cooler head and I'll let you know in a week what I want to do about this"
>Looks down ashamed like a little kid; "Ok"
>Summarize with "If you EVER have any thoughts again about ANYTHING you tell me first, you hear ME?"

>"Yes, user. Blah blah blah I love you etc etc" gets mushy and she's been crying her eyes out since right before the nig left
>I hug her, no kiss.
And now here we are... My wife is assfucking and spanking and mild torturing a 60 year old sissy nigger with a strap-on.

By definition I've been cucked but she's the dominant one?

Honestly, I feel like I want to let her keep doing it. The most contact that is happening is her hand to his ass.

She doesn't see him as a man with a dick. She sees him as her little bitch which somehow is kind of hot?

I don't know, guys. This has fucked with my head hard. I'm her dominant and she was clearly ashamed that she didn't run this by me first.

We have been together 8 years and I truly love her (inb4 u love a girl what a fag kek) and want her to be happy but at the same time she violated my trust and TECHNICALLY has been having sex behind my back.

WHAT DO???

Kick her the fuck out of my house OR let her continue to fuck this old man and be his dominant and reap the benefits of her then in turn being my submissive??

Thanks, faggots.

shes kinda cheating, if its something shes hiding- besides whats stopping her from keeping others things from you in the future if she can do this, id say leave but shes ur wife so its like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

Well I mean as long as she's not getting fucked... If you try and stop her she'll do it behind your back or leave you.
Personally I'd let her do it again, record it, then kick her ass out and send copies to every family member.

thats too harsh yo, then she will look like the victim, op try a milder approach

Exactly... That's my exact thinking. Part of me just wants make up a Fifty Shades of Gray status contract that says:
>She can continue to do it with that guy only
>If I find out about anything else that 100% of the finances, house, etc. are to go to me
>She can not participate in any of this without getting permission from me first. Every time.
>She must be my complete submissive while she continues to engage in this activity.
Like a post-nup instead of a pre-nup, you know?

I don't fucking know.

Option 1: Leave.
>8 years, love, etc
Well, let's try to keep you together then. If his dick didn't enter her body, it runs right between certain definitions of cheating. It might be cheating, it might not. Step one is that she never sees another dude, obviously. But how would you feel about being the "bottom" sometimes? Maybe swapping roles every once in a while is what she needs in a long term stable relationship.

>implying such a contract would be legally binding in the real world

>she fucks up, you find out
>you try to get rid of her
>she still gets half because courts say she can't give up 100%

She's your sub. If she wants to switch, make her switch with another girl and it all needs to be out in the open.

thats what i was thinking, but maybe she likes to see him as a dom and not a sub at all

talk to her about that, and if she says why- then your obvious reason is that youve lost some trust and you need this and time to make it up

I'm not going to tell you what to do, because I honestly don't care.

You want my opinion?
She cheated, and is cheating on you.
And from my perspective (which is based on this story entirely) you're going way too easy on her.

think it through dude. Have you EVER wanted a threesome, now is your chance. Just find a nice m girl and you and your wife fuck her. That's if it isnt also a gender thing for her and has to be a guy.

It's cheating, do as you would if he was fucking her.

I fapped to this pretending I was the wife.
Hot as fuck.

See... the easy fix is to be her bottom every now and again but that totally fucks up the whole me being the dominant one.

Even if we say it's "only for the bedroom" her fucking me in the ass is going to sub-consciously affect her mindset about dominance.

Also, I don't like things in my ass. inb4 "don't knock it til you try it".

I tried it when I was like 15 one time and shit was terrible and made my stomach hurt.


I don't know man... I almost have to watch this shit go down and be like her dom while she's that dude's dom?

Then I can be all like "I give you permission to do this."

And ''punish her' if she breaks any rules.

Either way it's basically
>leave her
or
>do really weird sexual shit
or
>she will do it behind my back anyways

Huh. Best idea so far... I'm going to make that my new option #1.

I might even present it to her tonight.

let her do her thing. but with one condition, she will let you watch/video tape everytime she does.... then post those here....

Yes. It's cheating. If you don't want to live like a degenerate, throw her ass out. It's only fun for her if it's sneaking around. She'll only escalate the behavior. You'll catch her doing some other weird shit and then you'll have to throw her out later. Save yourself a lot of heart ache do it now

i don't want to read all this shit. can someone sum it up for me?

You're fucked. Leave now.

Well... why not try that thing they did in the house of cards.
>You can't satisfy wife the way she wants.
>You still love her (?)
>Let her do it as long as she is 100% honest with you for everything.
Benefit:
You now have an excuse to get with other women as long as it's only sexual.
Your wife is happy

Drawback:
You have the knowledge that your wife will continue to do this fucked up shit.

OP wants to be pegged by a chastity cage wearing black midget.

I agree but we're MARRIED and I live in a "equal parts" state that basically gives no fucks about what happened or why.

We WILL have to split 50/50 if we get a divorce and that involves way more than I'm willing to deal with right now.

She works but 70% of the money is mine and I really don't feel like starting over again.

I definitely agree she cheated but that's the hard part... I'm kind of fucked by the laws at this point.

Also, for some reason I can't get myself to be mad about the cheating because there was no real touching of her body.

It's just a fucked up deal.

Nah, not cheating. She went and got something you wouldn't give her. If you dump her, thats just as beta as saying "I wish you were fuckin MY ass, not his."

Let her have fun, it's not like you're not getting everything you want from her already.

Huh. The logic here is seemingly air-tight. Now I'm pretty much back to square one.

FUCK

let her do it with your permission
fuck her while she tells you how she used somme nigga sissy
make her ask money for it
keep destroying her ass
you get excellent sex, mental domination and money
no downsides here. do not trust the virginfags on this board

this guy's got the right idea

alright. OP., procede with plan. you're a fag anyway might as well be a midget with a strapon fucking faggot.

Man has wife
Wife like domination shut
Wife gets black midget of internet
Man walked in and sees weird dido shut go down
Wat do?

I figured there wouldn't be so many anons whose opinions actually made sense... You guys are actually making this harder.

Now I'm leaning towards compromise again. MOTHERFUCKER this is stupid.

Now I'm just pissed that she put me in this fucking spot...

...

>OP catches his wife doing weird sex shit with a pathetic nigger.
>OP wants to know "what he should do" (as if it's not obvious what he SHOULD do)

does the midget fuck her?

if yes, abandon immediately

little head? tough decision. every slut likes to mix it up for blowjobs from time to time. personally i don't consider that cheating. i train women to like that shit more so i can't frankenstein it up and abandon my monster.

no insertion at all? i see no harm in that.

lies and evasions must be punished however.

i would suggest black midget woman for my wife instead.

You should totally DP the caged niggers ass with your wife.
I'd pay to see that shit.

Tell her she can do it again, but has to tell you when.

Kill her and the nigger.

Bro it's not obvious. If she was just my GF it's simple but we're legally married which presents some major issues:
>lawyers fees
>time involved in a divorce
>selling our house and splitting 50/50

Maybe we should just 'separate' but stay married for tax/money purposes?

Then I'd have that shit happening in my own house though and it'd eventually blow up when she's fucking dudes and I'm fucking bitches in rooms right next to each other...

No good options, really.

Yeah the woman idea is what I'm leaning towards... Doesn't need to be black I don't think.

She's actually racist as fuck and disgusted by black people so apparently the "dom" factor is so hot to her she's willing to deal with it.

Or maybe her dom shit towards someone she hates is was makes it hot for her?... Ok yeah, black woman.

Good idea user.

I'd bet money he licked her pussy or asshole. Live with that.

Just when Sup Forums gets boring, this thread is made

And then you show up and thread is kill.

Omg thread so kill

I don't know man, he was a sissy little bitch and she's thoroughly disgusted by black people, usually.

I sincerely doubt there was anything that was swapping of fluids whatsoever.

I would ALMOST bet my life on it. Anything is possible though I guess but we're talking fractions of percentages here on likelihood

shutup nigger, go get fucked in the ass by a 110 pound white woman

dude she is mental..... if you accept this this will get worse as she wont get enough of it and will start looking for more 'on the edge' activities,

dump her

Show pic of wife

>Caught my wife cheating years ago
>Stayed with her
>Years later, caught her again, this time in a lesbian relationship
> sick of her shit, kick her out
>lose half of everything (including my 401(k)
>start over, back on top, new wife, best yet
>glad I did it

You've been cucked by a lil nig nog dude. End your fucking life. You should have used that moment to regain your manlyness and throw her out already but you didnt. You took her bait like the little cuck you are. You lost.

>wife
>dump

>this guy

You have a weired view on life, dont you?

Huh. So I just need to nut-up and fucking 'take it in the ass' (no pun intended) on the money to get it over with?

Technically cucked but not really. I mean this guy looks like a darker version of Ghandi so it hasn't really had any affect on my masculinity.

Thank you. Somebody gets it. Again, if she was my GF she'd be gone.

The house is in my name but that means NOTHING to the state I live in.

If she's not charging the little bastard, you're losing out on a significant income potential.

Don't be an idiot. Let her have her fun, rake in the cash, fuck her ass 'til it's blue.

Cash bonus, baby!!

this cant be true

You know.... that's actually a good idea. Then I'm her super-dom pimp who makes her work for 'daddy' and she gets what she wants.

Then continue to ravage her when I want and she's my little cumslut and housebitch.

I mean, it's a totally fucked up household dynamic but if it works, it works.

I don't know man. That's a pretty big breach of trust to start pulling into a marriage. She may now be the right person for you, unless you are ready to give your life to six nigger cock fetishes. The sexual obsession between you and your wife will be consumed forever by you watching her fuck old black men. It doesn't matter what else you do, what agreements you make, you are allowing your wife, the woman that everyone associates themselves with, as that fucking guy. Are you serious? If you are OK with that, good luck and enjoy. But be ready to have that perversion take over your sex life and life.

Op I've done this shit before. When it comes to sex rarely are things mutually exclusive. If you want her fucking other men then allow this to happen. But your wife's a degenerate and she's cheating on you. I know you want us to say that it's okay as long as she isn't letting him fuck her but it's gonna happen.

Leave her. Find someone who isn't fucked in the head or stay single for the rest of your life. Pick one.

OP here: I was thinking this same thing as I was taking it all in.

I was hoping and thinking it was some kind of fucking joke until she started bawling her eyes out.

I hadn't thought about this yet... Every time I fuck her I'm going to have a picture of Ghandi getting railed in my fucking mind.

Somehow this may have been the post to help me finalize the idea that I should just do this:

I'm starting to think she's got an un-curable mental illness the more and more I think about it...

Well if it's true then you have nothing to worry about. This is literally humiliating lesser men and being submissive to you. But it's not true because why the fuck would you be posting it on Sup Forums if it was.

Thanks, user. You're right. I was basically looking for confirmation that if I kept her around it would be justified but I'd be lying to myself if I said it was ok...

Guess I better call an attorney and get the papers going tomorrow.

GOD DAMN IT FUCKING SLUTS................................ Jesus Christ I'm going to be dog-shit broke for like 5 years now.

FUCK THIS SHIT. It's not like I can even tell this story to bitches to get mercy fucks, ya know?

Why couldn't she just take a dick from some random dude like a normal slut that way I could at least get pussy out of the deal.

SHIT!!!! Well-- thanks for helping me see straight guys.

/thread (God damn it)

Such a beta male approach. "I'm so jealous and feel such emotional pain that I have to try to inflict my pain on completely innocent parties (her family members) in order to feel OK about myself and what has happened to me."

It's not gonna happen. Doms don't ever fuck their pets like that. Only in shitty "bdsm" mainstream porn.

What am I supposed to do ask my parents or co-workers? If somebody told me about this there's no way I couldn't laugh and I don't want to be put in that socially awkward position.

Plus if I tell one person this story everyone I know will find out.

I figured why not ask you faggots considering most of you are fucked up enough to get over the actual situation and have an opinion.

Thanks again guys for setting me straight. I'm done with her fucking fat ass.

This is the alpha male approach: Life hands you lemons, and you laugh while making lemonade.

You're an idiot. What you're supposed to do is think by yourself. And your wife is never gonna fuck that little nig nog or any other sissies. She's literally paying tribute to you. But go ahead and dump her fucking fat ass because Sup Forumstards told you lmao

>new wife
You'd think one would learn.

Lol okay

>"W-well, in theory, this doesn't happen"

Have you been in a real relationship? Have you ever dealt with crazy white women?

Because I have seen exactly what you are saying won't happen, occur multiple times.

No, you haven't. And I've dealt with way more "crazy" women of all genders than you'll ever think is possible.

Truth.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER kek.

I had literally resolved this in my head and decided to come back and check the thread and now you've put me back in debate mode in my head.

Clearly I'm too easily persuaded to have you guys help me with this so I better heed your advice and just figure this retarded shit out myself.

Honestly, they're out there. I've seen some amazing women shack up with guys who don't give a shit about them and they're beautiful. Are they rare? Yes. Do they exist? Yes.

But tbh you're probably not gonna find one so you should just settle for meaningless anonymous sex.

>he fell for the marriage meme

I bet you're not even religious and you went through with it. Fucking worth it amirite?

>women of all genders

Hello, tumblr.

Look into BDSM, but not the vanilla approach bit which says it's all wonderful and caring and etc. Go deep into the filth. Talk to your wife, she'll teach you some shit. Then decide. It's the only advice I can give you. But I wouldn't worry too much if I were you, most likely you'll be whipping that lil nig nog's ass in like 2 weeks, having a blast with the decadence of our times.

whoops

Alright man. You sure got me.

>YOU HAVEN'T DEALT WITH THAT

Alright man.

>WOMEN OF ALL GENDERS

Yea, you're not from around here are you? Fucking lol. Summers around the corner ladies and germs.

Don't disrespect the trips, bruh.

A true dom doesn't have their sub running off domming other subs.

you're weak in bed. work on that

Divorce her on your terms and back nail her with that shit

Yeah you better fall in line fgt

Lemme see your war face

OP, dump her. I've been in multiple relationships with fucking girls who were into BDSM. they're degenerates, they have mental illnesses, and when you're in a relationship with them, nothing they do with others is exclusive. She will let another man put a cock in her. You fucking watch dude. Don't ever say i didn't warn you.

Post nups are legal in most states but you need to get a good lawyer to draft it AND pay for her to get a separate lawyer to advise her. Legalfag here.
This
Retardation

This is a remarkable idea. If I choose the divorce option it will be this way.

Make sure that bitch brings home some money next time.

depends on the country you live in

Dude, you got your answers and it's about 50/50 down the board.

It's time to man up, think for yourself and pick an option. Get off Sup Forums, go sit in a quiet room or get a motel or get your wife a motel and just weigh your options man. You're the only one who can answer this question, not a bunch of Sup Forums faggots who don't know the details of your marriage and whether or not you're happy or what's good for you.

OP only you decide if you think what she did is acceptable or not. You're also the only one who knows your wife so it's hard to judge what kind of person she is. I'd say if you trust and love her, let her indulge in her fetish, but only under your consent, or kick her to the curb. If you decide to divorce her you could always black mail her with the pegging. I'd talk it over with her first though, find out if she really wants to stay together with you, or if she just wants to fuck small niglets in the ass. godspeed my man.

These guys here. Let her do what she wants as long as she's still exclusively your little slut after she has her fun with her bitch.

You're probably the type of pussy whipped nigger who let's a cop search his bag or car the minute he walks up to you and asks out of the blue.

Y'all niggers are fucking pussy slaves. This is not the b I came to. I mean, I walked away and visited other boards for a while but this shit.? Holy fuck what are you niggers doing?

Suck the niggers dick to make her jealous.

>logical
>sound advice
You know you're on Sup Forums right?

Really though I am going to see about a post-nup if it's legal in my state.

It will cost a hell of a lot less than a divorce and as long as she's willing to draft under my terms and I feel covered then it's kind of win/win really.

If she doesn't like my terms then that means she's not worth my fucking time and that answers my question.

A semi-beta approach but the one that will likely benefit me the most.

Thank you, user. I'm actually settled now. Going this route.

Go back to the cuck thread, bruh.

This guy fucking knows.

OP, I'm the guy trying to get you to leave your fucking-cute-little-wanna-be-pretend-innocent-but-is-actually-a-degenerate fuck of a wife.

She's going to let another man stick her cock in some bodily orifice of hers. I fucking promise you.

But you don't wanna fucking listen apparently. Although I guess I shouldn't expect much from the guy who fell for the marriage meme.

Don't say I didn't try to help. I wanna say good luck but I already know how this is gonna end so. Uh. Have a good one.

I'm out.

>another man
>her cock
Pick one

Talk to the lawyer before you talk to her. If your state is really pro wife, then spooking her is a bad idea.
The most important thing if you go this way is that she can't say she wasn't fully informed or fully voluntary (and if your lawyer says you don't need that you're retarded). Also, get a shark lady lawyer if you can.

Good luck. I'm a dom too and dishonesty is the biggest red flag there is.

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