Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread
>Leg Edition

The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>one claim per user
>insult other waifu
>acknowledge all the legs
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
Most Important: All legs are beautiful

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mandatory cc claim

>do t
>do
do you?

Best mage claimed~

I dont need a baby to tell me Im cute. I have 2 whole worlds who tell me that. The ones on this world seem to love it when I pose. Do you have a pose?
References for days?
Legs acknowledged.

Rory claimed

wew lol, how are you megumin??

Akiko claimed

>legs

You'd think so, but every once in a while it just seems to happen. There's also certain insects that can puncture the juvenile peach and make the stone super frail. I haven't heard of any peach-related deaths but I did hear of a guy who died from cyanide poisoning because he ate cherries whole, along with the stones

Doggo seems to be the only one happy to see me again and is 50% of the reason I keep going back. It's a ginger British Cocker Spaniel if you're interested. You have a pupper?Akiko claimed

You'd think so, but every once in a while it just seems to happen. There's also certain insects that can puncture the juvenile peach and make the stone super frail. I haven't heard of any peach-related deaths but I did hear of a guy who died from cyanide poisoning because he ate cherries whole, along with the stones

Doggo seems to be the only one happy to see me again and is 50% of the reason I keep going back. It's a ginger British Cocker Spaniel if you're interested. You have a pupper?

sachi claim

Shiki claimed

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ws9T2uDIG5c
ShoeNice is a living meme

I'm coming through, thought you knew, fuck if you didn't, fuck you

I talk too much
*dont

Do you mind if I fap to your waifu?

any cartoon girl who will lock up my sissy penis and tease it until i leak precum

Best Goddess Overall
Plus booty CLAIMED

Legs for you

Pretty much the samething!
Fête des mères im right? lel

I'm fine~ probably gonna be really tired kn a few hours tho! Yourself, georgous?
Exactly kek

Do it

im here too

references for days.

my roomate has a bulldog
and my mother has a pug

fuck

If you say so Rory...I will let you believe!
I can pose for you all day, every day

Hmm usually talking dosen't make things akward
Still I hope it was great

Hahaha the feels

Yotsuba claim

What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!!
>who wants a hug?

Alright, then I will!

what the fuck man? when did humanity go wrong?
he is drinking pee! fucking pee!
and I watched the whole thing! I'm even more fucked up!

kys

did you get called in??? or was it the dolls again??
im doing amazing!!

I want one, all of them and your legs to cuddle with them

hey prrrrrriiiiiinnnnnzzzzzz
>happy hugs
how are you?
hug yourself

DAMN I WANT A BIG HUG!

What's up nigga?

sorry
I was talking alone for an hour
I vote for this

that is rude

one for me please!

>axe for days
Oh, I bet you can pose. But me simply walking down a street gets a crowd. Can you get a crowd by just walking down a street?
>inviting the wrath of Syndra again?
I like that.

I've seen worse, granted they were cute asian chicks.

Wesley Willis

Fat

>tight hugs
>pic

Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
I'm good! I just woke up so I'm kinda tired. You?

>big hugs
Nothing much, I just woke up. You?

Syndra is always like that
>hugs

Heh, I try my best

You wana fight? 1v1 nospoke me

I return.

Easly wontis

m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

Nah, I woke up in the middle of the night..That's pretty much it~
Glad you're doing great today!

Which waifu in here is the biggest slut?

Fag

>

ctrl+v'd twice it seems

>bulldog
What's your opinion on those? A lot of people seem to shun them

Hi Prinz

>eel soup
>smegma makes her gag
I had forgotten that stuff... thanks?

>surprise hugs
Hi Froggo!

>successful hugs
Welcome back!

Stocking

Wow.. That's a little harsh

Hi akiko!
>happy hugs
How are you?

awww sorry about that, ill bet you'll get better sleep tonight
thank you! i've been pretty happy this whole weekend

Claimed

CC (Sorry dude)

Hmmm~ ok I understand why it was akward top kek

Thanks for the notice!
I can get a crowd just by letting them know that I am a Arch Priest

>Thanks!
Nothing much. Enjoying talking with y'all!

Welcome back titties!

and i leave

gonna go out to a friends to smoke hash
see u lot in about 2-3 hours

as long as they are disciplined they are fine

i take it as a compliment

Remember rotten.com, or like very early SA forums?

That was a thrill ride.

You can try.
Guess Ill take a hug then
Excellent leg shot.
We have a pitbull x staffordshire at home. He gets on well enough with the labrador. Hes changed so many peoples minds on the breed.
You have to say things. How cute.

Harsh truth

Akiko is mine
Trips confirm

So how is everyone this fine day?

I'm good, but now I'm off to my own place again and I'm taking the peaches and macaroni with me

See you in a few hours /waifu/

>youtried.jpg

>you're welcome!
Heh, I enjoy talking to everyone here too!

>tight hugs
How are you, Rory?

;-;
How are you?

I just woke up, but I'm great so far! How are you?
>nice waifu

Aww okay! Cya akiko!

Thanks Prinz, hope you're doing well.

Thanks booty.

Have fun.

Better luck next time bud

Hopefully so~
I'm glad to hear that! Did something happen during the weekend?
>wink wink

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Anything that includes her is excellent, her legs rival yours.

thats the legs I am looking for
So little one what are your plans for today?

Evening /waifu/

u-uh nothing like that, just having a good weekend lol
hey yui, how goes it??

Ohhh you..!you might have win today but tomorrow will be deferent!
I SHALL TAKE REVENGE!

Lets say no one notice kek

Awww you're cute!

You're welcome!


Heyy brothas I already got to go...but I'll be back later! Love you all take care!

Sadly(or not) that was a bit before my time.

You're welcome! I'm doing great! How are you?

Nothing much, I'm treating my mom to dinner and then I'll probably play overwatch the rest of the night

Hello Yui!
>happy hugs

I was better without you

She's mine fuck off

Hi Yui.

See you later.

I'm alright, a little tired. Glad to hear you're okay.

Trying to sleep. My own fault.
Evening
>at 1:30 am
Ill only regret it tomorrow night
God rotten.com takes me back. Pity my school kept blocking it.

Hehehe~
Am I? That's sweet of you to say

It's going alright, nothing new. As usual
How are you all?

Mine

Hey there Yui, you woke up "early" today.

That means a lot to me, I will keep them coming.

Not even on weekend Kagami stops being the cutest... thats always worth to mention.

Aww ok.. I had my hopes up for ya~
Well, that's all the time I have, gotta get going. I'll see you later!

Big hugs to Prinz~

like i have something else going on

>Not even on weekend Kagami stops being the cutest
Speaking the truth as always~

You seem mad.

I'm okay.

See you later.

Been up since 7AM
Currently 4:33PM.
It's a goddamn miracle.

She's mine trips confirm

im doing great! you playing any games??
y-you flatter me!! but im not the cutest!!

I should say "glad you agree" but its the obvious truth... no need here.
See ya later Meg!

You too, friend. Any plans for today?

Ah i won't keep you up. Try and rest, the threads will just keep you awake.

I'm good! Just tired since i just woke up

Aww I missed out on you... I'll cya later then.
>explosive hugs

>using your time to talk to me
That's cute. It makes me want to hug you
>checked

All you motherfuckers need something better to do with your time.

>falied.bad

fine, im also pretty tired not been doing much today though just really sleepy for some reason
>more hugs
nice trips claw
you need a hug user?

Not today.
Been watching QI, if you've heard of it.
I know that feel.
>implying I have anything better to do.

I don't have any drugs left, my options are limited

>failed.worse

Ah, take it easy then.
>tighter hugs

Yep. I'll probably get out of bed and play overwatch soon

>implying that shitposting is not a waste of time

I just need finals to be over.

You can stick that hug up your ass

Really wish I could play it, my potato of a PC can't handle that.

We're in the same timezone, GMT+0 is the best!
And yea that is pretty early... did you sleep well?

I can't see why you don't admit the truth... you're above everyone else by far.

roast me