Hey Sup Forums, how do i talk to girls?

Hey Sup Forums, how do i talk to girls?

Don't be a sperglord

This is now a Ringo thread.

hookers need money, not words

Dumping

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You get off this fucking site

Fucking captchas

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Goddamn I'm out of Ringo

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"Hello there sweet cheeks. Can I put my penis inside you now?"

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dont their all fucking bitches and whores

Make shit convo with them.
>did I see you at .... yesterday?
>no user
>oh shit, sorry, thought it looked like you
She becomes flirtatious as she thinks you were thinking about her
>so how are you?
>profit

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John Lennon is gay.

That's not John you fag

with your mouth.

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Fun fact, Ringo voiced the original seasons of Thomas the Tank Engine

>tempted to give an actual answer because fuck Sup Forums conformity

Just act natural?
Try getting on a topic you both enjoy.
That's really it.

Haha I remember that from a very long time ago. Finally someone who can get onto what I'm doing here.

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I just want a Beatles cartoon that doesn't suck and isn't the Yellow Submarine.

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think of them as guys, and try to make friends instead of pursuing them for relationships or sex. if you basically just treat people as humans, they're much easier to talk to.

>how do i talk to girls?

like a retard; which explains why you will never know the touch of the fairer sex.

>actually biting