/heem/: systema edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Chad Mendes pissed hot
mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11907278/chad-mendes-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation

>Eye-Correia targeted for UFC 203
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/report-cleveland-based-jessica-eye-targeted-for-fight-with-bethe-correia-at-ufc-203

>Kamaru Usman replaces Ryan LaFlare to fight Alexander Yakovlev at UFC on Fox 20
mmajunkie.com/2016/06/kamaru-usman-in-for-injured-ryan-laflare-vs-alexander-yakovlev-at-ufc-on-fox-20

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youtube.com/watch?v=UbIyXoNMB1E
crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/mma-fighter-25-dies-after-shooting-himself-while-playing-russian-roulette-in-dallas-apartment-report-says.html/
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Schaub

Russia literally parking the bus lads.

Let's spice it up, lads

You have ten seconds to convince me to keep posting here. I'm getting pretty fed up with you retards.

BRENDAN
BIG BROWN
SCHAUB

6th for baby brown

What's Jon Jones' best fight?

He defeated cocaine addiction in one day.

Gus for most entertaining
Shogun for most impressive

Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub
Bryan "The Kid" Callen

cormier

The repeating to non-repeating ratio in the thread is bonkers

>8209
STOCKTON

his comeback against gus was sick

who /samurai/ here

haha ye the eyepoke was sick xDD

Shale theorizes that Jacare will FOR SURE be the next fight for Bisping because of UFC-Globo connections

>le crying like a literal baby man

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Could you beat up Bryan Callen, /heem/?

Bear in mind he's a boxer and tae kwon do black belt, 5'10 and a lean, cut 170 pounds

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youtube.com/watch?v=V-YXyqIGIiw

>Chad Mendes
>does anything it takes to be a world class fighter
>/heem/ keks at him
Do anything and everything it takes to be the best at what you do. No matter what,except for sucking dick or taking it in the ass.None of that faggot shit. Chad is successful. Has a lovely wife,nice home and great friends. A big bank account is great too. He did whatever it took to get those things. That is what separates the winners from the losers. Dana White drives a Ferrari. A Testarossa in fact. I don't care about what he did to get it. Bribes,faking medicals,lying,cheating,stealing it doesn't matter. He has a Ferrari and I don't. I want one and if you do too you will do what you need to. Bigger by the day,doing what it takes, all day everyday. Peace

don't forget, he once sparred someone and never got hit.

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>buying italian trash

Rich Piana vs Bobby Lashley will break all records on TV

easily

Why are there so many unfunny comedians that think they are MMA/fighting experts? This guy and Jim Norton make me want to break stuff with their pontificating profound bullshit

i think Rich Piana vs Lesnar would do like 5m PPVs

>lose belt
>lose father
Holy fuck Luke will be arrested for murdering whoever he fights next. F

I would kill to see those silverbacks go at it.

When will gustaffson be taken off the rankings? That nigga ain't ever coming back

LUKE ROCKHOLDS FATHER DIED LAST NIGHT. LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

instagram.com/p/BGhOvAeisE2/

jim is a comedy god compared to callen

Luke's younger than I am. What did his dad die from?

BISKING STAY WINNING
HEEM KEKHOLD SO HARD

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youtube.com/watch?v=UbIyXoNMB1E

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>heemed rockhold so hard even his dad felt it

be careful, Khabib.

they have the same forehead

Can someone make a webm of bisping /heem/ing luke so hard, that his dad is dying of a heart attack, much lulz.

trump just said that dana white endorsed trump

based

One will peck at its reflection in a mirror, the other takes Islam seriously

>heemed by bisbong
>lose belt
>dad dies

what more can fate do to crush a mans spirit?

disappointment

we should get Sup Forums to SWAT the funeral.

dana white is a no nonsense kind of guy he doesn't actually believe the shit trump is selling does he? it's gotta be just a "le lesser of two evils" thing right?

Does that mean god has chosen a side in the beta uprising?

Trump is the official /heem/ candidate. Anyone who says otherwise can frick right off back to r/mma.

xD

hello paco

>be luke's father
>see your boy get knocked the fuck out by a brit with bantz in front of millions of people on national television
>die 6 days later

i'd support him if i knew he wasn't completely full of shit

I hope bisbong @'s rockhold on twitter and tells him his dad was an average bloke

How did this man not die yet with overdose

hope bisbong tweets rockhold pictures of his loving family and rubs in his face that his dad is alive.

hes so rich he can pay for healthcare

"Hey, hey, I think you're suspended buddeh, and your dad's suspended permanently!"

"Hey buddeh, I knocked you out so 'ard you father died!"

He's not human

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Hard to die when you've already left humanity behind

How long did it take you to accept Bisping as the natty goat?

Yesterday for me.

Now the only rock you have to hold is your father's tombstone

leave whenever you want

>"Hey buddeh, I knocked you out so 'ard you father died!"

Guys I want to make some OC as some of the posts above me are mentioning. Anyone know where I can get good footage of an old man doing the "HHHNNNNNNNNNNG" heart attack clutch?

you got trips

Holy shit, everyone in that family looks exactly the same

>bisping is the natty GOAT

Holy shit it's like they're related

believe you me

how does le resting heart rate of 12 man's dad die of a heart attack

>puts on a ton of muscle in a short time
>is walking at 187 lbs now putting on weight for the Nate fight
>bad cardio because of the gas
>natty

He had to watch his son get BTFO

>@lukerockhold


"Hey buddeh, maybe if you'd fought a little better out last fight, your dad would still be alive, yeh?"

>implying thats his kid.

>puts on a ton of muscle in a short time
No he didn't. He just didn't cut fat/water weight.

>is walking at 187 lbs now putting on weight for the Nate fight
Also false. He walks around at ~170, just like he has for years.

>bad cardio because of the gas
His cardio failed because he essentially sprinted for 1.5 rounds against Nate.

>natty
That's correct. Conor is natty. He's the natty GOAT.

>niggers

my sides are in orbit

>ywn hang out with Schaub and Callen all day

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>instagram.com/p/BGhOvAeisE2/
inb4 Punished Luke
inb4 Michael Bisping literally dies in the rematch

crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/mma-fighter-25-dies-after-shooting-himself-while-playing-russian-roulette-in-dallas-apartment-report-says.html/

>GOAT
>gets heemed by a 2 week camp diaz

>haha joking about his dads passing is so funny
kys

so.... michael bisping killed luke rockhold's father with the power of despair

good one michael

You have to go back

>takes a fight against a fighter 2 weight classes above his own
>with only 2 weeks to prepare for him
You're right, what a loser. If cruz lost to khabib on short notice, I guess he wouldn't be a great fighter either.

>rubber match between bisping and rockhold will feature new and improved, fists-of-stone bisping and punished, fatherless Luke

Who wins and how?

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Bisking: natty goat always prevails

>You'll cowards

>you'll cowards

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>this new faggotry