Can you praise my body, guys?

Can you praise my body, guys?

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Only with a timestamp and tits

Too feminine for a guy

Im not a guy!

Yes you are - I can see the crotch bulge from here

Lrn2tuck

Timestamp and tits

Its just a big pussy.

show butthole

and feet

Timestamp and.... You guessed it! Tits!

Kik?

>Its just a big pussy.
Balls it is
>literally

can you tits and timestamp?

if i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.

Pussy, literally.

yes you are. And you posted a picture of some girl. Nice try.

Timestamp would prove it wrong - but we know it's impossible to do ....

That's not a pussy.
If you want to prove you're not male, post pussy
(and I don't mean "boi pussy" asshole with meat and 2 veg above it)

Give kik and we'll praise it if you take live pics

damn bri
you just keep getting sexier
nice undies btw

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Is it really her?

yeah

show butt

Very cute stomach OP. Moar?

is that a tablet?

Yup she's drawing over here

8" tablet actually! Perfect size snit it?

bri post more pics

tits or gtfo

Why?

because we like tits

Ok. Cute, isnt it?

Show your long flowing hair to prove you are woman.

Should be easy enough, right?

Nah I don't think it's her. It's probably another repost. But bri did put out a new video.
youtube.com/watch?v=heDG6QDz4I8

her nails are painted it's not her

She could have recorded it, a different day.

because those are the rules
>post as femanon
>post tits
>or
>gtfo

why did you add the comma after it?

Holyshit her voice doesn't sound as terrible as I remember.

No, but I can praise the sun!

remember when she posted a video saying she was done with Sup Forums or something?

No. You're an attention whore with a disgusting beta body. I don't want tits. Would you kindly fuck off.

Yeah someone made a thread about it and she deleted it.

no tits?

Fucking remote detonator ran outa batteries guys

Bring me the pentothal and chloroform

Hate when this shit happens

Jim you gotta check the batteries dude

All I can think of is that scene from oceans eleven.

>beta body.
Can a girl really have a beta body tho?

Heres my tits.Good ones?

I dont no who you are or what you are referring to

But I will be seeing you

>disgusting beta body
What? Explain.

That's an ass

Tits=ass. Not much difference really. :)

OP is a twig. A subhuman.

This is an alpha female.

Get that furry shit out of here before it grows legs and starts giving everyone rabies.

Can you show us your asshole?

Why?

this thread needs to get productive really quickly or I think spiderman might show up

Virgin detected

...do you not have one or something?

You're a dude.

Can you guys praise my boypuss too?

Looks oddly like the satanic symbol......

youtube.com/watch?v=vQRmCy6LfjI

try grindr

Post your dick, then maybe.

Naw i'm not a faggot.

>"I'm not a faggot"
>"my boypuss"

go away

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mutually exclusive m8

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Great tits, bro! Im really fucking jealous. As of your body, 9\10.

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You're joking right bro? I barely even have abs, just started working out like a month ago.

I love spiderman. Thanks

The new Ninja Spiderman is pretty cool too.

Me too. He always improves the shit threads that are around here.

Which one?

Yeah, I guess my thread is shitty. But Im just want a bit of compliments, Do I ask too much?

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The pool one.

You didn't post with timestamp. I don't care about the "tits or gtfo" shit. Simply, you gave no evidence you're real, so why should you get compliments of any kind? You're a beta. She's an alpha.

Stfu u faggot fuck

Fucking Neckbeard faggot detected.

Fuck u nigga

Rapbattle?

No,really. You look great. I wish to have such tits as yours. Just look at mine. Lol/

Fuck off u gay ass cunt

Dis little nigga be browsing on Sup Forums
This little nigga be looking for me
Trying to Roast me
fucking fatass bubbles looking git searching for a meaning bringing others down
Because his little fat ass can't stop being a clown

No fag, go die in a fire wearing not but your literal and figurative flaming flesh.

Im just sayin about tits. No homo, bro.

Do Pushups bro
Used to do 300 a day and in about 2 weeks you will already see results.

I cant. Sorry.

Fine then faggot do 25 a day at least for a week
then do 50 for a week
then 100 in the third week

It's only push ups you limp wristed faggot


You gonna battle or not breh?

Im too lazy for this shit bro. Can you show more of your tits? Plz.