Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per user
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Syndra Claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dLhFDYQHDQY
youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
youtu.be/PUKe3r2Ikcc
youtu.be/jEx7AB-c6cQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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sachi claim
shoulda made it KYS edition

Obligatory claim.

So how and when do I kill myself?

Glad to hear it, handsome. Kek, procrastination is seemingly your skill, it's also mine.

>Get fucked southerners
Maybe I will.

Tenryuu claimed

noone can claim what's already mine.

I slept well, about two more hours than usual.
Thanks for asking, bud, what about you?

Oh, alright.
Who're you exterminating, then?
Is it Tats?
I like Tats, don't do that.

>Why do you want to harm him? You can't reach him anyways, he's in Greece.

Heyo, Ten.

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Memes are inevitable.

And cancer.

These threads are fast...

youtube.com/watch?v=dLhFDYQHDQY

I feel pretty today.

Happy to see you here as well, Hand.
>>vv vv

hello everyone!!

>Shizuru claim
>Kill yourself edition

SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Hugs: 41
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 319
Dio mustaches things: 15
Rattles: 128
Burger: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 7

That's good to hear, glad you got some more sleep.

Well I went to bed at around 4 or 6 AM last night, I honestly don't recall.

That's why you and Mikan are here to cleanse it.

What you up to, handsome?

>implying we didn't already know that
:^)

Kyouko

i can't imagine living in hell. I think it's too hot in summer here.

Tenten

Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass. I need a smaller victim.

How are you today lovely?

Claimed

>today
>implying you aren't pretty every day

God isn't dead, but I'll get that bastard someday!


>Rattle

Welcome back Kagami!

I'm sorry Mei Misaki

reclaiming

Whatup everyone?
nice shitcounter

>inevitable
>inevitable
>inevitable
>inevitable
>mfw

I lack the talent to be able to do that.

Yes, you have posted enough for me to make my decision.

Akiko claimed

I'll be lurking while I'm eating

You're new here? Yeah when it's high time the threads tend to be fast. 2 threads every hour is not uncommon
how are you liking it here so far?

Probably because you are

Hey Kagami

you already defy him with your experiment lol
hi yui!!! how've you been??

Cool, yeah those and these threads are pretty much all I come to Sup Forums for any more.
Fluffy hair.
CPR hands.
Heil.

Kagami

is this emi ibuki posting?

Claimed.

Why a second one?
Well, Shiro claimed anyway.

Same as before, what was you doing while you was gone?

heeeey akiko how goes it???
yuuko..how do you do?

I am doing alright, got off of a 10 hour shift and now I'm trying to decide between a nice 6 hour nap, or perhaps stay up and enjoy the last of the Overwatch and Grand Kingdom betas. How are the both of you doing, everything well?

Yuuko.
How are you doing?

Welcome back Kagami.

Fuck God anyway, God is obsolete.

just do it
here and now preferably as painful as you can
add about 200 more
second one?

Yep, who needs him

Did this get out of hand?
Hey Dio
Rome didn't burn in a day, but it couldn't have been more than a week

>Rattle
What's up?

Yeah, I started posting today. I really like it here.

oh, i just went to get some new jeans....pretty sure there were two people doing it in the changing room next to mine lol
thanks kyo! it's good to be back, how are ya??
>i won't say i don't kek

Kek, you'd love it down here if that's the case. You sound like an ice cube.

Fair enough, can't leave Tats alone to do all of the work though.

Milk.

Sounds like you've had a busy day, man. Hope the rest of it goes smoothly for you.

I mean, if you're not too tired than enjoy the betas. But a nap is always good.

I'm just hanging out right now, enjoying the morning before it gets too hot. Thanks for asking.

So just continue what I'm doing?

reminder ~
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What for?
>Shizuru

hey shizuru you missed all the hugs
>rattle rattle
you first

Friends!
Welcome, I'm new here too! (last night)

I'm Ibuki

Oh my god thinks my jokes are funny

Just quoting punk lyrics, and hanging at my parents house for mother's day

Why didn't you join them?

That's quite something...

Delicious Moonpie

Dio

Shiro

Just fine my beauties. We are all "fine"
Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.

>seen above
I feel inclined to recommend sleep as that is one of my nagging duties in thread.

You fled yesterday. Today will not be different i guarantee it hands down.

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Oh hush you~

Oh? sounds fun i suppose.
What happened? Did the ships hug instead of sink?
Or maybe the waifu hugbox took it's name too literally?

Yeah i'm going to be leaving to do that very soon.

How are you?
Too spoopy.

I'm good, as always (atleast for time being). You?

>Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.
Same to you!

Shiki claimed

Claimed

i-it wasn't my....first thought lol, im not sure how they would've taken that kek
it sure was....something lol
i hope you are too yuuko
>you're gonna be fine too

A task of that caliber may be too much. Inside jokes will be run to the ground sooner or later.

There is no one to blame.

Backpack and American Tune kinda suck, tbh.

Hey shiro!

And now we have two different shiros, dead man Wonderland shiro and no game no life shiro


Yeah, I kinda handed you the victory there
Ah, scared me

Be sure to, it will mean a lot to her!
They say every empires days are numbered, but I don't think I can count that high

Oh I'm just eating the fruit of my labor
Had a busy day but now I can sit back and post
How are you?

Hope to see you around some more then. The general attitude is pretty nice here. I don't think I'll be leaving anytime soon.
So your waifu is really cute, where's she from?
I'm actually completely oblivious when it comes to anime

If there were Gods they either left us or have a sick sense of humor

>spooked

I am the swinging man

im doing great!! this weekend has been awesome....you doing anything special for mother's day??

Should've whispered to yourself, "I can sell this".

<

good to know, thank you.

I'd go down like a cool glass of water. Mmmm

better now that i'm speaking with you. Any new and exciting things within your life?

Beautiful deadly eyes

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It was mother's day...?

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are you talking about that lamb??? how is it??
im doing wonderful, one of the first great weekends i've had

i-in america at least, im not sure if it's the same for england....
>kagami

There already was a thread.
Also hi, how's it going?

Shiro indeed. Also, Yuuko.

Quick check shows it's not for another 18 day in England.
I'm really out of touch.

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>you doing anything special for mother's day??
Not really to be quite honest.

>Kyouko

I think I'm the only one here who recognizes her. Loved that game when I was younger.
Yeah, it's been rough but I'm off work for the next two days, so it'll definitely get better, thanks. Hmm, I'll just wait and see what happens first.
I want to sleep, but I hate sleeping during the day. Feels like I'm missing out on valuable time.

Hello Tsuyu, how are you?

>tfw no cute png like that

No, Rory was the one who made lamb. Akiko made industrial sized mac and cheese oven dish. And it's fucking legendary. How's mother's day for you?

How was your mothers day? anything special happened?

You get used to it

Hello purple haired friend

Oh

>destroying your laifu

Was great

Yes it is

>


I'm also back

Hello!

Her name is Ellen Baker, but she isn't from an anime. Yours is really cute too! What's she from?

Why not?
Half of Knife Man did, aside for Free Bird, Big Bird, Fucc the Devil, and maybe people II too: still peopling

Rompilation was the best, and the split with Ghost mice
Well, we are like his huge reality TV show


If I met god anywhere, it would be on the tracks. Passed out in a boxcar with a 40 in both hands. And when I meet him there, you know I won't be thinking twice. We'll sit there and roll some top, and he'll be as confused as anyone else here on this rock

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it is nothing but the truth, cute froggy

we're all living in America
youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

why did you ask?
oh, and your pic is spooky

Fair point, you're already doing a good job. Knew you'd be the man for it.

You're a literal glass of water.

Heyo, Ginko. Good to see you.

Nice, sounds like a plan, buddy.


I'm gonna scuttle now, see y'all later.

>Ellen Baker (Japanese: エレン・ベーカー) is a fictional tutor character featured in the 2016-2019 edition of New Horizon, a Japanese textbook that is widely used for English-language education in middle schools
Quite the obscure waifu. Cute nontheless.

whew lol, dodged that bullet...
kinda the same here....just gotta call my mom later and talk for 2 hours.....
damn!! sorry lol, glad it's delicious, not too much special for mother's day, but my day is awesome
what's goin on shinoa??? i heard your dog story lol
>pic

it was fine, secondary shiki based on filenames, i had some pleasant conversation.
How about you?

There was a time when another user was using ibuki pics for a night. i was curious if you were him.

>watered down

A bit more bleach and you should be fine.

because kys

oh.
Well it wasn't linked so whatever.
Im doing fine, just drinking tea and listening to music.

What about you?
Cya

Dio-sama...

Impostor

>Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass

What if he does?
Forgive yourself?

Is that normal for you by now?
You normally go to bed earlier than me.

I don't really understand why, Mikan.
You tend to be quite reserved, and I haven't really said or done anything outstanding in that matter, yet you still break your lurk just to greet me.
Anyhow, I'm thankful.

>And I hope you enjoyed some Chivalry earlier today.

First time I actually forgot my claim pic

>exciting
>new
>my life
Nope.

The Zombie cover was pretty mediocre.

>half
You didn't like Distance or No one or Skate Park?

Hey, how you fairing?
youtu.be/PUKe3r2Ikcc

You're so sweet to me Tsuyu

no new progress in ships
prinz just happend

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Yes, murder is no big deal, but the robbery afterward may bug me.

Soon...

kek, i love rammstein...i think i heard somethin about a new album...

Japanese textbook girl is an unuasual but totally legit claim
Akiko is from the anime and manga called Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! or OniAi for short. It wasn't an amazing anime and it was cut short unfortunately but I just fell head over heels for Akiko

I'd have a lot of questions if I ever saw any of them but Whichever I'd meet I'd punch them in the face at least once

Glad your day is going so well
I didn't see my mom today but I gave her a call. She was alone and crying. Feels bad man

youtu.be/jEx7AB-c6cQ