Hi, do you have a moment?

Hi, do you have a moment?
name

something

that

you're

proud

of

I just finished my first semester of college with pretty good grades in challenging engineering program AND last summer I did all of the studying to be a personal trainer and got a certification through my own motivation.

well done keep it up

Just made a working postMaster (c++ pattern, resembles publish/subscribe pattern)

sweet

mastered 8 instruments, and going for the 9th

bravo. which is your favorite?

Got a "Degree of Bachelor of Science" in media technology last summer. It sounds way cooler than it really is, didn't learn shit. But the degree is nice when applying for jobs :^)
Currently studying another related field, I'm this user

Nothing

Fucking nothing man

Solved a Rubik's cube in 24 seconds once.

I'm not dead yet.

Not fapping for 6 months searching for stuff to do to keep my mind occupied was so fucking annoying

I'm two classes away from my associate's in computers with a focus in programming. I have literally written nothing that's more than a page of code. I can do a fizzbuzz type program, but not much else.

My classes didn't even get to the point that touches on the program you're writing accessing files. I feel a little under-prepared for the job hunt I'm about to face.

master chemfeg myself. good to have a skill in something hirable.

turned lesbo into straight

A hit man tried to kill me (Hired to kill me) and failed.

*shrugs*

I'm white

Turned lesbo into wife. Not that we're competing Sup Forumsro

Media technology does not sound cool at all m8.

I grew up with sever learning disabilities. But still managed to obtain a good education and a wonderful thriving career.

good bruh,might as well do the same for this one

No you didn't...

just graduated..... but anyway....
The thing I'm REALY proud of huh .....

guess ... I mastrubated for 5h straight once. Had to take a piss two times in between and drink watter. When I came, I shot it on my face, despite I was sitting normaly. It just squirted and surprised me. Some landed on my hair even ......

Well I guess that! I literaly feel like I one uped those porn videos that one time.

Too bad next time I was with a girl I prematureley ejaculated even before puting it in :( But that's beside the point ....

I'm very good at flirting and I use my ability to help out friends that struggle with women

Working out every other day and being in a great shape.

Darnit, my record is 31 seconds...
I guess ill be proud of the fact that im still breathing... Yeah, i cant lie, pretty fucknig proud of that!

I've turned a straight girl into a lesbo... Does that count?

Ok, she was a lesbian all along, but afraid of admitting it to herself. She tried to convince herself she wasnt, which she told me after 6 months...
The feeling of failing sucked either way

I'm proud of being a Kebab Remover

tell me more.

ive been together with my fiance for three years now, the therapie ive been going through after my former stepdad abused me mentally and physically is starting to help. ive lost 8 pounds so far and i havent had a suicidal thought in a week or 2

> failed a year in high school thought i was an idiot , later decided i wasn't stupid XD then started doing better in school went to uni got software dev degree, loving program development job , and did iq test after everything got 143, going to try to get into Mensa Soon :D

tits or gtfo.

im a guy

> :(
> XD
> :D

in highschool i got my 400 down to like a 51-52
been awhile

I can't solve one of those in 10 weeks let alone 10 secs

What story now

fucking a really hot girl yesterday :)

getthelube.com

hopefully you took a real IQ test and not one on the internet?

I rolled sexts once.

i also don't conform to Sup Forums's traditional writing style ? if that's your problem

Kicking my heroin addiction, going back to school, graduating and becoming a teacher.

my flexibility

gf and friends
u dont have them

got to rank 3, so I play comp now

Is it possible to fuck a passed out or very drunk girl without protection on a festival when no one sees it and get away with it because:
- flee the crime scene when done and shes still unconscious or too drunk
- cant be traced by cum since there should be suspects to investigate in the first place
- she doesnt know my real name or anything related to me and only seen me that night/moment
- perhaps should still be able to talk too ask and make sure she doesnt have STDs
- anything else?

This would make me proud.

>gf and friends
cool
>u dont have them
You sound like someone people want to befriend.

Speak 3 languages, visited 35 countries, worked and lived in 4, im 34yo and not a career man, just a wanderer, not rich at all, but at all

I passed both exams for my A+ certification and have started studying for my MCSE.

Just published my second independantly developed mobile game to the app store and play store

>mastered
>10,000 hours for mastery
>80,000 hours
>over nine years of nonstop continuous playing
>6 hours a day for 40 years straight
Any other things you care to lie about?

Pretty sure he means mastered in his own sense, not the definition of mastery.

get out of bronze in lol :/

Got a job as an engineer after bouncing around shitty companies that hade doing garbage drafting work that didn't even require a college degree to perform. Currently performing rapid prototyping for lithium ion batteries of various configurations. Hoping to gain enough experience to move on and work for Elon musk at tesla.

Then he isn't a master fuckstick

That i was smart enough to finish school. Get a good and respective job. Work with what i love everyday. That this made me able to buy my dream car. My lyfe. I am proud of living each day. Life is a gift.

Damn, I saw this thread and started thinking about aomething to post. For the life if me I can't think of a single thing im proud of and that is just so...shitty.

Sauce?

Nice, but isn't lithium ion basically already at its full potential?

Fuck up semantical faggot

I've become a very well established and excellent carpenter in only under two years. Pretty fucking proud of that. I have nothing else and I'm almost 30.

What are u, a faggot

Saved a life

not user, but..
1. Some learn faster than others.
2. If you've mastered lets say 2 string instruments, the 3rd probably won't take you 10k hours.
3. The pop-psychology 10k hour rule is only half true. 5k hours good practice > 10k hours poor practice.

...

The last week I hanged out with my gf, (about 7 months of relationship) I made her cum hard (squirt) in a Motel just with my hands I'm proud of that cause my dick isn't too big so I'm proud of being able to make my gf cum hard just with 2 fingers

myself

>saved multiple people's lives
>made it through USMC training and was good at my job
>have lived on my own since I was 17
>helped nurse my gf back to health after she broke her arm
>have raised and cared for four cacti for a year without any of them dying
>lost 30lbs in the last year, only 10lbs away from my goal weight now
>haven't hurt anyone in 5 years despite struggling every day
>haven't pussied out of exposure and response prevention therapy despite it being one of the hardest things I've ever had to do

for how much I fucking hate myself it was surprisingly easy to think of things I'm still proud of doing.

No, there are many different chemistries such as lithium iron phosphate or lithium cobalt or lithium manganese nickel cobalt. Various chemistries have different pros and cons. Some of the highest energy density chemistries are also not very safe. (See shitty Chinese l-ion batteries exploding) finding ways to make them safe effectively expands the areas they can be marketed to.

Earned a green lid

Good show that man, what?

I was once top .5% of pvpers in wow, which is an even higher percent if you count the community as a whole. The game is dead now though, so as we speak, nothing.

Cuck, enjoy any wife girlfriend you ever have getting fucked by men that actually got a degree and aren't slaves to some government. You know if you don't die first.

In highschool a friend was being shit talked on infront of a bunch of classmates. I told the guy being a bully "it really says something about you as a person to talk to and try and hurt someone else I hope you feel bad about this embarassing yourself infront of everyone".

I felt pretty good for defending my friend.


I also perform music and recently recorded and released some things.

I have really bad anxiety and nerves but eating healthy and exercising has been helping me lately.

I just had a really good fart.

G. Haven't killed myself yet

I have a degree in human bioscience mate. Don't be too butt-hurt.

in high school i fucked a milf about 20 years older than me

in high school i did acid shrooms dxm dmt speed benzos and opiates and still got into an ivy league school

i am a piece of shit

I've peed on George Cloony's wall outsider his house

my jeep grand cherokee, 2004 v8 4x4. exactly what i wanted, saved up for, and now own clean and got it a thousand under average price.

in the final hour of a 36 hour shift and I didn't have to kill anyone

got a £ 55k + 20% bonus job.

No, it sounds like you're some sort of minority ivy schools need to accept to not be branded racist in this reverse racism Cuck society we live in. Congratulations on being a nigger leech.

I am Transgender.

benched 335

That's not something to be proud of.
You need to seek mental help.
You know, before the life altering surgery that won't solve any of your problems leading you down the road towards suicide.

I weigh 335

I helped a lot of people in my life but tbh i fucked my life

sweet.. i could bench you every day to train while you gain one pound per day. in a year i would be benching 700.

I did get help. I started on hormones. But I totally give a shit about the opinion of one dude online who is transphobic.

>
I weighed 370 before I lost 120 pounds.

what do you play now?

Kill yourself. That would be something to be proud of faggot

Won a scholarship to a great UK university, so I dont have to pass exams this year to get in

nah im white an lower middle class. i just got straight A's and a 35 on my ACT

I started acting 2 and a half years ago and I made the jump from extra to minor speaking roles in Hollywood movies and smalltime TV after a year. I never had training, I never even considered it beforehand and don't know if I'm good enough but it's working. There's fucktons of people all over the world who pay countless thousands for classes and bust their balls to practice and bother industry peoples just for the privilege of being looked at funny.

I'm rather proud of it anyway, I try my best.

I'm not afraid of trans people.
But it's funny that you instantly dismiss the statistics and my warning by claiming that I am.
It's not hate speech to tell someone that statistically speaking, they are very likely to kill themselves after the transition.
It's concern for another human's life.
But I really shouldn't waste my effort typing this. Because you'll dismiss this as well.
Best of luck with everything. Just try to keep this in mind if you haven't already had the surgery.

I have a big dick

>transphobic
>implying that faggot wasn't legit trying to help you
then make it two transphobes faggot
his advice about not killing yourself eventually still stands. don't destroy your body, it won't solve your problems.