ITT:

ITT:

If I were to drug test you right now, what kind of stuff would I find?


>also general drug thread

mdma and cocaine from saturday night, if it's still in my system

Yeah I have noticed coke lasts for at least 3-4 days

a hangover and a few cigarettes

lithium, abilify, propranolol, wellbutrin and an assload of alcohol from me binge drinking last night.

What is the Lithium for if I may ask?

Xanax, ambien, concerta, nicotine

bipolar type 1/lithium deficiency

You would find I had a lot of urine in my system. Urine shows up in all of my drug tests but I never drink any. Could someone be peeing in my mouth while I slept?

a loooooot of THC. just smoked an hour ago

Bacon grease

It was I, the nocturnal mouth pisser. Would you like me to stop?

>If I were to drug test you right now, what kind of stuff would I find?

herbal jew

after abusing this shit several days per week for over a year it have only cost me about 150 dollars, pretty cheap high guys. but you need to take 2-3days break minimum for a low dose to do you good my man ;-)

4 oz of sour patch kids

Absolutely nothing. I'm completely clean.

paracetamol, codeine, amitriptyline, ceterizine and sumatriptan. I get a lot of headaches. The amitriptyline is supposed to prevent them but I'm not sure how well it's working. Any other anons suffering with the migraines?

Thc

More piss please, nocturnal mouth pisser.

A general work related drug test doesn't test for MDMA or LSD so, I'm all good.

...

Life. I'm high on it.

Cocaine

Memes

Do you get that shit online? How inexpensive really?

Can you detect dog semen?

Because dog semen.

Yes.
I don't do any drugs for them though. After years of experience I found that only the daily practice of yoga helps at all. I occasionally ingest cannabis oil also.

Methadone, prescribed

Oxy and tramadol

A lot of H2O and a shitload of salt. I had ramen breakfast, lunch, and dinner yesterday. I drank close to 4 gallons of water to balance out the sodium intake but I still am pissing honey colored peepee.

I bet in real life I would hate you. Who says "ingest". I bet you have gross hipster bread that contains 72 kinds of seed and comes out exactly like it goes in.

i get a generic powder version from a seller here in sweden, it's really inexpensive. i buy 30grams for like 20dollars.

Can yoga be detected in urine now?

I was on Depakote for my bipolar
I Just stopped seeing my psych fuck him
Tried lithium also
Propranolol for anxiety right?
Social fear
Now I'm on xanax for my anxiety and I manage mg bipolar with my psychologist
Good luck user

Godamn I wish I had a hookup like that

Weed, and cocaine maybe.

thc
alcohol
cocaine
mdma
ephedrine
speed pills (amphetamine, methamphetamine, possibly more ephedrine, all the same shit)
ketamine
diphenhydramine
oxycodone (for my extracted tooth)

k lsd pot FEID JO HAID

Not something I'd considered but if it works for you then great news. It's a prick of a thing to to live with. Triptans are basically what keeps me employed right now.

300-400mg is enough to completely kill your anxiety, make you motivated, confident, outgoing and music sounds 4x better.

brupropion(wellbutrin) and maybe THC-OOH because i smoked awhile ago... but it should be out of my system

Thc

>Who says "ingest"

People who aren't retarded and have a functional adult vocabulary.

The same kind of people who end questions with periods.

Just booze, unfortunately. It's been a long time since I had pills (opiates).
>pic related, btw

Many people in this thread need to report directly to their local police station and turn themselves in. Damn drug users.

who end questions with question marks instead of periods*

Propranolol for tremor that I have from the lithium or abilify. I'm on a very low dose so it does nothing for anxiety.
I'm extremely impressed you can manage your bipolar with therapy alone, my manic episodes are so debilitating that when I'm unmedicated it's impossible to control my behavior.
best of luck to you too man

there might be some sellers on darknet, if you know where to look (i don't)

Oh, i'm sorry, hows this for a question then:

Do you buy 100% organic cotton tampons for your periods

oxycodon, flunitrazepam, nitrazepam, alcohol and thc

TRIPS

Just weed. And no I'm not all 420 blaze it fagit either. I just smoke weed and chill.

Depends on the specificity of your opiate panel.

Last I checked, bro. You were the one going off the deep end over someone using the word ingest.

Also, you still didn't use a question mark.

> Implying police will do a blood test if you admit you do drugs
> Implying drugs are a valid crime
> Implying using the drugs are abuse

I do not ingest bread though, nigger!
Perhaps you don't know what 'ingest' means! I was merely saying I don't normally smoke it. I eat it. I also grow my own weed and make my own oil. If that makes me a hipster, well, you'd be the first person to accuse me of being one! As for hating me in real life...
>pic related

dank memes

You'd like it if I went in deep wouldn't you. Deep in side your rye-bread-eating question mark. Cover myself in your perfectly balanced microbiota.

Cancer. I have cancer.

Honestly I'm only kidding, you can do all the sun salutations you like, and oils are 100x healthier than combustion. If you got a vape then you'd actually be hipster.

Antibiotics

MDMA, Coke and THC

Oh, Snap!
You tell 'im Sup Forumsro!
I will continue to kek.

How was it?

Nothing, I'm substance free.
Somebody please kill me.

A total addiction to Big Schlongs

Sorry no vape.
But I am getting off the internet to take my Harley out for a couple hours. If I see any hipster bitches vaping along the way I may pick one up and give her a ride, and maybe also ride her in a 10 hr marathon of tantric sex. Then I will ask her if she considers me a hipster. If she can even catch her breath, that is!

Tears of the damned

lexapro
methylphenidate
temazepam
ambien
nicotine
thc

Weed, MDMA, 4-fmp, ketamine, alprazolam, flubromazolam

When people say there's no substance to you, at least you are aware that it's true.

Trips speaks the truth.
Trips be trippin' though, it looks like!

Isoprpyl alcohol, calcium bicarbonate

Absolutely nothing.

>drugs r bad mmmk

Probably some rum. Stole it from parents

Trace amounts of weed, probably. Haven't done anything else in a while, other than drink.

Kinda fiending for some coke and opiates, but I try not to do them often. Used to have a pretty big problem with both

D-amphetamines, thc, alcohol, and opiate alkaloids.

Feeling your fiend right now. What kind of opiates you like?

Was just on another drug thread. OP posted a pic saying it was a fat blunt but then some guy said it wasn't a blunt it's just a joint. Never thought there was a difference. Enlighten me Sup Forums.

What? I'm pretty sure MDMA is included in the standard five panel tests. Could be wrong, but pretty sure.

I know LSD and mushrooms dont, though.

In my area a lot of companies switched from the standard tests to the more advanced, actual send-to-a-lab test because of the rise of synthetics abuse a few years ago. They were selling "synthetic weed" and "legal coke", aka bath salts, aka RCs at local headshop all over the place. It actually kind of became an epidemic, morons were ODing on that shit left and right for months. I don't think they even switched back to standard testing even after all that shit calmed down, either. Maybe they did, they were probably much more expensive to administer

Blunt is usually longer, the wrap can either be tobacco leaf ( Backwood ) or cheap wraps like swishers. Joints are just tucked and rolled, sometimes with a filter, and then twisted off on one side.

clonazepam, morpine, codeine, + every other alkaloid in opium, alcohol, maybe weed.

OP from mentioned thread here. Pic related.

Yeah thats a joint ahah

Oxy and opana. I did heroin from time to time, but it was pretty rare and only ever smoked or sniffed. Oxy and opana mostly oral, occasionally sniffed

I still get them from time to time, but like I said I try not to do them often. They also got pricey as fuck over the last couple years, feds have really cracked down on that shit in my area so it's really hard to come by.

kek

I roll em like fuckin burritos m8.

Only drugs I take are antidepressants because I'm edgy.

Weed and coke.
Citalopram, that doesn't count though.

damn you buy bananas by the case?

Blunts use emptied cigars or, literally, "blunt wraps". joints are rolling papers. Blunts, typically, are longer and use a tobacco based paper or actual tobacco leaves. Rolling papers can be hemp-based paper or another material I forget the name of.

Not shit. Probation.

Yea nigga. I wait till they're black and I make whack ass banana bread with em.

nicotine, marijuana, risperidone, amphetamines, venlafaxine, lorazepam

all legal

Cialis and Jack Daniels

Lsd, memes and thc

Is that broccoli?

Marijuana, nicotine and booze

I dont know how long you have to wait until signs of drugs fade off but

marijuana (smoked ~2 months ago)

Cocaine mdma thc