S/fur

s/fur

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Anyone feel like giving me a birthday fucking?

Nah

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xth for I want to snuggle an 8bit

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Got fired today Bf is asleep, smoking buddy is out of town and I am depressed who wants to get shitty with me?

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That's gay though!

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My everything hurts.

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Oh, so you're a woman?

The chick in the pic?

Any time. Any place.

I wanna be inside a shark grills belly

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Nah I'm a dude, but I doubt we'd be anywhere near each other.

I'd fugg, but only your booty.

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Well this is less to do with sick, and more to do with answering the door, and finding out it was my brother. Who instantly gave me a rib crackingly tight hug.

But thank!

I'm a woman, so it isn't gay.

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Gotta love brothers.

Where you from, then?

Michigan.

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Girls are a myth.

He's a dweeb.

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No where near ya! Sorry.

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The UP or down state?

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Down state. Next to Detroit.

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Well that's a shame

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I can feel it...
Comin in the air tonight...

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I take it you're a Yooper?

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HEY I DRAKA I A WOMAN XDDDDDDDDDDD

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I must have dreamed a thousand dreams, been haunted by a million screams...

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No just from the west side of the state

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I could draw you something for your birthday if you want.

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Close to Tem then.

Oh lord

Close to me then

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How about a pic of Temmy and I fucking each other senseless?

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It's no stranger to you and me
*dodo dodo dodo dodododododo*

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