Sup Forums I'm planning on quitting work tommorow. Trips decide how I get to do it

Sup Forums I'm planning on quitting work tommorow. Trips decide how I get to do it

Call the boss a faggot and fuck his wife.

Tell the boss you want to have gay relations with him

Stab a coworker in the throat

This

Bonus points if you suggest that you dress like a sissy and become his personal fuck toy for pay

Fuck your boss and call his wife a faggot

Tell him that you fap to ponies

Take a shit on the boss desk.

ROlling for this, double bonus points if you timestamp a thread with his cock in your mouth

No tell him that you are a pony and want his manly cock

Show up in underware, get a cup a coffee and yell TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT YALL IM OUTTI. leave.

OP be prepared you most likely will end up having to fuck your boss based on these requests

Shit in a zip lock bag, write boss's name on said bag, place in freezer

Tell him you love satan and want his cock in your mouth

i like this guys thinkin rollin

Obviously.

But do it while singing "I'm shitting on the desk" to the tune of "I'm singing in the rain".

Beathe and rape multiple Co-workers

Text your boss a bunch of fucked and/or creepy shit.

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Suicide in front of supervisor

Go to work on a Pepsi can costume and yell: I WANT TO CUM INSIDE JUDY HOPPS until they stop you

say I quit and then leave.

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dont quit, continue working there for a year

Call him a stupid fucking nigger

Do this

bump into a coworker, have a seizure on the floor,
sue, quit.

Start masturbating in front of everyone and don't stop masturbating until someone fires you.

Ask Sup Forums to write the resignation letter, one word per post.

this

WINRAR

WINRAR

i think quints count

WinRawr

*quads

Winrar

Holy shit I won with a digit to spare. I've never been prouder in my life.

Prepare your body, OP.

Quads,you stupid shit.

true

quads dont count btw

OP here.
Quads != trips

It's quads you donkey

have fun at work.

Not OP here:
OP != not faggot

Quit making excuses you fucking pussy.

Rolling trips for this

Quads means you HAVE to do it
Don't pussy out

Trips are a subset of Quads, so yes: this counts!

Dont quit

what is your job btw?

(also nice dubs.)

OP here
you actually thought I had a job
kek

Tell your boss about how you were in the vietnam war, then start furiously fucking masturbating right there

...

You had ONE job faggot!
To Deliver!

Tell him about how bad you wanna bang your mom until he fires you

Mass shooting

Wasting my trips tbh

Check for great justice

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gay

Fuck this guy

Beg the ugliest fucking cuck at your job to give him a blowjob, proceding to do so in front of live security cameras. If he refuses, complain to your boss. Either way, you get fired.

Technically, would quads not be trips already? Yet with another digit beside it, I mean if the idea is the last numbers are the get, surely quads are not only dubs, double dubs, but also trips and a single?

Fine rollling for the same

Holy Shit my lungs

nice dubz faggot

fucking check and kek

do this OP

well played sir

Call your boss a lying slut who makes you feel bad that you ever fell for her

this all my saddness this

checked ur dubs

Fuck you faggot, tell your boss he is a cuck and you quit

call you boss a nigger and shit on his desk

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