Waifu Claiming thread
>Shitpost the Phoenix Thread edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per user.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No birds
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Other urls found in this thread:
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twitter.com
Miho claimed
Good better not.
kagami claimed!!
no u
>don't be gay
I suck dicks irl
>we know you masturbate stop talking about
Probably gonna jerk the gerkin REAL GOOD after the bf goes to bed tonight.
oh and
>Shizuru get
these rules are pretty good
Akiko claimed
>Dio is the most hated
I actually like Dio
Sure, I dislike my current one anyway
here's hoping. Though I noticed my wanking has declined ever since I came to /waifu/
I can never tell if you use those emoticons ironically or not?
We both need to sleep but we wont go to sleep before the other. So yeah get over here.
Best girlie claimed!
>playing dark souls
For you~
Claimed. (The one on the left.)
updated version, I entered in correct code. (circled)
Rikka claimed!
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That's some autistic shit dude
I like dio too. I'm saying that he's the most hated in thread. Of course hell have some lovers for sure
I've never seen this episode before
Fukken saved
Also, Shiro claimed!
claimed
Hello
Can't be that hard, oh wait it's finals :^)
Ayy you midwest?
>Best idol claimed
try this
Z099MOUSEPADPGW74
if it fails
go back you might have done something wrong
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Claimed.
Same here, never wanked since I came to /waifu/~
Why must you always introduce me to great songs?~
>Thank you!
Pin claim
I pin pictures of Pin on my wall IRL
Dio is the best,
Rory is just jealous that we aren't shit
>She's a kid
>she's a squid
youtu.be
Hi great void eye
Its in S2 so it isnt that important frenemy
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guess I could try again
Obligatory claim.
Well shit, sounds like a plan, big guy.
jessie
If it's for pizza and wine, I would not mind being crowned. Oh, you're in school? What kind? I'm sorry finals aren't going well. Do your best! I'll root for you from my throne.
The entire thread went by in the time it took me to send this.
>Pin
Sir, you have won /waifu/ how does it feel?
>Shizuru
So you like glasses?
I don't know who you are referring to. I am definitely not Vel'koz
YASS
I'll be around.
Oh, you. Are you trying to give me high blood sugar?
>Always glad to see you cinnabun
Not sure about claiming with that picture, but welcome.
it's no problem!! anytime megumin...
I'll save that
>autistic
I'll have you know i graduated top of my tankery class. I have over 300 confirmed hits.
YOURE A KID YOURE A SQUID
m.youtube.com
That's good and bad
I use these unironically sometimes and ironically the other times
got any pics?
this cuntbag when shes made pregnant by 30 men in the animation
Replied with that pic....Nice! And Hola!
Ayy comrade! Good to see ya!
Kek'd.
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>Z099MOUSEPADPGW74
Thanks user, this code worked!
Nebraska representing!
>what's not to like?
No
neet?
You as well. It's a shame we don't really do much irl to talk about.
this reminds me i found an unofficial dakimakura of yuuko
Seriously, why do love all the songs you showed me? It's weird lol
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my pleasure fellow waifu poster
Good.
oh come on man.
yaa
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Hehe. Hows was your day?
Milinda claim
I'm back
I like Mirai. ;)
i'd sniff this cunts chocolate scented farts and let her force feed me her asshole through my nostrils
>no birds
Fuck you
You've been fairly feisty these past few nights I've noticed.
No
Link it.
hmmmm it might be another thing you love!!....but im just saying kek
How can you not love Dio?
I wouldn't say 'never' but maybe twice since I arrived
kek, I just carried as Vek'koz
He's crazy strong now, went 32/4
I guess we'll never know
>dubs confirm user is cuck
wut? Nice to know I've become cross-thread poplar. Feels weird but not bad actually
Whats she from user?
oh, I must be mistaken then, sorry for the inconvenience
YOU'RE A KID
YOU'RE A SQUID
youtu.be
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Aye, I just work, play vidya, and die on the inside a little more until August
>You know the drill by know
I'm off the next two days though, so I don't know what to do with myself as usual. What about you?
Nice! Illinois reporting in.
Welcome back Milinda.
>dubs confirmed you're also a cuck
it's from the anime "Big Order" she's the Rock God Order.
Joyful as always.
Going well sweety?
there's also mio
imgur.com
>Shizuru
That's a question without an answer. Some nice glasses can be a real finisher on a good face
I expect no less
Staaahp
Mirai
It is?! I honestly whatched both seasons and never seen the wedding get up
I'm in community because poor atm for surgical technician and thanks eureka user. This is what happens when you don't keep up with threads lol
Please don't bully the smug
Ask Galky
I fell asleep...
Trips dubs dubs confirms it?~
Magic of /waifu/
>no shipping
>dont have a ship anyway
Rory claimed
I don't think I've seen that one before ',:^)
The world may never know
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I guess
Its almost time for bed and I feel like I just woke up
I should be an owl
>purple beard
absolutely why???? lol
SO. FUCKING. CLOSE
Rory, you play MWO right?
It's fine. Welcome back
You will
Curie claimed. I am going to talk about masterbation more just because you asked me not too
>off by one
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Nice. I still want one of mine.
Who needs those kinds of ships. They're weak and rarely ever work properly.
Only kind of ship I'll ever need, I recommend following suit.
>hand
QOTT: whats the longest you've went without fapping?
3 weeks
>Check'd
Hey Sanae. How was the weekend? Feel anything the morning after?
>smooth
Damn. Ahem, how are you, Mili?
Mirai here. 'Sup?
Yeah haha go back and watch it!
Well i've been shitposting a lot more often lately.
Here, work, some summer classes soon. Aside from some random daily chores i don't do squat.
Got work tomorrow?
Easy, didn't go out today. Now here drawings and drinking some berry juice. You?
i'd say so~ but we didn't need those to confirm it
1 day
? What color -should- it be? I was just matching her hair color.
Thank you Shinoa.
4 months.
12 years
>yuuko