I am a man of theatrics. I like to always make an elagant appearance. I wanna killmyself in public...

I am a man of theatrics. I like to always make an elagant appearance. I wanna killmyself in public, but I wanna make it like a display. Any ideas? Money and morality isnt an issue. I have no problem with taking a few people with me. But I dont wanna kill more than 5. I wanna show that death can be elegant and beautiful.

how about kill yourself

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Open an aloha snackbar

not flashy enough, i wanna use some fireworks, some theatrical effects, etc.

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Duct tape a fuck ton of fire works to yourself, light them then hang yourself(the pain is worth the funny death)

that will be hard in public

Bury yourself alive in a locked case in the middle of a park somewhere. seed the dirt and get somebody to come water it after you die. Have a letter prepared and sent to some media source once the plants begin to grow.

I recomend doing youtube video of you jumping down the skyscraper. Everyone who watches will get a POV view of you falling to your death and coliding with traffic below. Your video will be viral on net even post mortem !!

Oh and if you do - link to your video here, so Sup Forums people get to see it exclusively....

Oh ... and if not flashy enough? Try doing the same but ride a motorcycle off the roof / off the cliff. Rec!

neat. I might put my own twist into that.... How about I parachute? but instead of a chute, i have fireworks?

Yeahhh, how bout you don't murder people you sicko

hey don't do it praying for you

Set up a canvas in the middle of a very populated area and sign your name in the corner. Then use a gun and shoot yourself in the head so your brain splatters on the canvas. Get your relatives to sell it as art and make many money.

thanks... but, i have hit too many barriers in life to not do it. It isn't money. I have enough. But, I am unhappy in life.

yeah ! fireworks in backpack, while flying off cliff with motorcycle and recording on youtube ... sounds great!

I might add: Is there last messege you want the world to see? Maybe something edgy, so ppl will question what does it all means ...

How old are you? Just curious.

Well, Iam good at making riddles. People in my life know I am very depressed, but they dont know why. You know, as a matter of fact, I will post a riddle, solve it, and it will reveal the source of my depression.

How about you go with the classics?
>piano wire over neck
>superglue your hands to your head
>jump from a tall building
The wire and will cut your head and everyone would think you pulled your own head off!

me? I have turned 37 last month.

Take fireworks to your body with a small explosive for right after the fireworks happen to make sure you finish yourself off

You're on Sup Forums... just remember its not the smartest of communities

I'd buy it

Seeing as you want to die, how about tossing some cash my way?
Low on cash for drugs.

paypal? I'm pretty sure I have $200 to spend.

Legitimate question here. Have you never thought about murdering someone? I can't seem to get my mind off of it even when I would rather be thinking of something else.

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me? I have turned 18 last month.

Kill trump. Save America. History will sing songs of you.

stab a bunch of kids in a random kindergarden, then sodoku all over the place

I would, literally.

>take viagra
>cut your cock off in public
>start slapping people with cock while also stabbing them with a knife

>this is what libtards actually believe

Pretend to be a street magician. Do that houdini trick where u try to escape from a container filled with water.

strait jacket yourself with a cinder block tied to ur legs. Wear a suit. Put your last words on a sign on the container.