Poorly described game thread

Poorly described game thread
>teach magic
>avoid Party Van

your wacky neighbor tells you to travel the world to become the best zoologist

Nobody got it last bread, cmon.

Boogeymon

Generic WW2 FPS

>Pirates
>shit dialog
>All guns are southpaw

you supervise a group of retarded dinosaurs as they attempt to eat a lot and not get themselves killed

Zoo tycoon?

>play God
>insurance fraud

i dont remember dinosaurs in zoo tycoon

There was one iteration where you had Dino's.

>die
>respawn
>die again

>Ungodly afterbirth of Mario Cart
>WHY CANT I FUCKING CONTROL THESE FAGGOTS?
>That damn doll

>stick to shadows
>search for daughter
>foil terrorists on the way

Torment Planescape

Ark: Survival Evolved?

>Customize character
>shoot enemies with different guns
>Grind on rails
>Jump
>Keep Jumping
>Level up guns
>Level up abilities
>10/10 dialogue

>be normalfag in fishing villiage
>red-ass nigga come in and make a scene
>decide you gonna beat his ass
>he beats yo ass, stabs you in the chest
>survive
>track him down, kill him, credits roll
>surprise, game's not over
>big hole in the ground

pretty sure that was just murder dinosaurs but i only played it once tbh

>be innadesert
>kill renegades
>make choices
>each choice leaves you more scarred than your Willy Pete victims

Sunset Overdrive?

ding ding ding! nice guess, user

Dragons Dogma

It's a sonic game.
Sonic R?

Irradiated Royal Couch?

>loading
>loading
>recalculating azimuth
>firing
>boom
>reloading

> old mac game
> 2d rpg
> crappy graphics
> it had atm machines

Dingalingding.

>tumblr praises this game for having a black guy and a fat girl and ignores all of its actual perks

No

Das it mane. (yes)

>underrated game
>Demon girl Jumps into your head
>seduces you
>5/7 story
>skyrim in source engine
>Demon chick makes you kill your dad
>end

>"He has the sentry in the corner"
>High Noon
>Australian accent

a game that I never want to play

>crash your ship
>turn to slavery to survive

TF2?

Five guesses right so far.

>Sneaky
>Knock on wall
>Snap necks

Depression quest?

It's the game with Olimar.

That's it right!

yeah, that's actually the reason i've never played it, although i thought it looked good at first. now if i even read the title all i think is tumblr sjws.

Splinter Cell?

>You run around and mine shit. Then you craft with previous said shit. Rinse repeat.

Wrong

Wait, I take it back, that can't have had any perks.

nope

Too many to list

Minecraft
Or terraria

Splinter cell?

Spec Ops: The Line.

The best 6/10 game to ever be overhyped by people who have never read Heart of Darkness.

good guess but no

>this stick is the key to the universe

>Get kidnapped and brother dies
>Be real sneaky deaky like and take over entire areas
>Get killed while having sex in one of the endings

lmao if you havent played pikmin you should
if you only recognize olimar from smash 4 then youre probably underaged

Yeah

Dishonored?

>socially inept main character
>hot chick
>reading people's minds

spec ops: the line?

I just forgot what it was called.
I was never a huge fan of the game.

Manhunt? Tenchu?

Tell us tbh... I wanna see this
its not undertale right?

TBH the WP mortaring made me rethink my life. Games have greater impact than film due to our involvement.

kill the robots by turning them into sheep

>fox only
>no items

cod4

Winner

If you played Pikmin you're definitely underaged and should fuck off.

Fucking what mate?

shut up faggot you weren't the one who made the green text, I was

Bam, AC130 mission

Far Cry 3

>Hey! Listen!

man that game is probably older than you are

This game is based on a popular cartoon.

dark souls

nopeguess again

>claims ownership on anonymous board

That south park game.

Borderlands. Though Undertale almost qualifies.

zelda OOT

Winner winner
Southern Park: Stick of not telling lies

I grew out of Nintendo babbyshit while waiting for the original Pikmin to be released.

I still remember when it was meant to be on the N64.

i really only remembered the word azimuth to be honest

Any Harry Potter game

Wait what? I've never heard of Tumblr praising it

>Super grapple hook flying man
>ching-chong ning-tao
>Fucking OILLLL

Too easy for you. I'll step it up.

Wait. Tumblr likes Borderlands?

What the actual fuck

Nope, one game specifically. Not from Britain.

>Channel your soul into the game
>David Bowie

MGS

just cause?

>get sick
>kill animals
>hunt down a baby

Triple one

>oh cool a new skin

>Oh cool a new mask

>Oh cool a new hat

Omicron: Nomad Soul.

jak and dexter

>be a copy of yourself
>they couldn't fix your bitchy attitude

It was fucking HUGE with the SJW crowd. Still got a "RE-SPEC MY PRONOUNS" chick on my facebook, it's her favorite fucking game and she never cites the dialogue or the gameplay as her reasons. "It's progressive uwu" that kinda shit.

Ding ding

>show up to work
>try to leave work