Poorly described game thread
>teach magic
>avoid Party Van
Poorly described game thread
your wacky neighbor tells you to travel the world to become the best zoologist
Nobody got it last bread, cmon.
Boogeymon
Generic WW2 FPS
>Pirates
>shit dialog
>All guns are southpaw
you supervise a group of retarded dinosaurs as they attempt to eat a lot and not get themselves killed
Zoo tycoon?
>play God
>insurance fraud
i dont remember dinosaurs in zoo tycoon
There was one iteration where you had Dino's.
>die
>respawn
>die again
>Ungodly afterbirth of Mario Cart
>WHY CANT I FUCKING CONTROL THESE FAGGOTS?
>That damn doll
>stick to shadows
>search for daughter
>foil terrorists on the way
Torment Planescape
Ark: Survival Evolved?
>Customize character
>shoot enemies with different guns
>Grind on rails
>Jump
>Keep Jumping
>Level up guns
>Level up abilities
>10/10 dialogue
>be normalfag in fishing villiage
>red-ass nigga come in and make a scene
>decide you gonna beat his ass
>he beats yo ass, stabs you in the chest
>survive
>track him down, kill him, credits roll
>surprise, game's not over
>big hole in the ground
pretty sure that was just murder dinosaurs but i only played it once tbh
>be innadesert
>kill renegades
>make choices
>each choice leaves you more scarred than your Willy Pete victims
Sunset Overdrive?
ding ding ding! nice guess, user
Dragons Dogma
It's a sonic game.
Sonic R?
Irradiated Royal Couch?
>loading
>loading
>recalculating azimuth
>firing
>boom
>reloading
> old mac game
> 2d rpg
> crappy graphics
> it had atm machines
Dingalingding.
>tumblr praises this game for having a black guy and a fat girl and ignores all of its actual perks
No
Das it mane. (yes)
>underrated game
>Demon girl Jumps into your head
>seduces you
>5/7 story
>skyrim in source engine
>Demon chick makes you kill your dad
>end
>"He has the sentry in the corner"
>High Noon
>Australian accent
a game that I never want to play
>crash your ship
>turn to slavery to survive
TF2?
Five guesses right so far.
>Sneaky
>Knock on wall
>Snap necks
Depression quest?
It's the game with Olimar.
That's it right!
yeah, that's actually the reason i've never played it, although i thought it looked good at first. now if i even read the title all i think is tumblr sjws.
Splinter Cell?
>You run around and mine shit. Then you craft with previous said shit. Rinse repeat.
Wrong
Wait, I take it back, that can't have had any perks.
nope
Too many to list
Minecraft
Or terraria
Splinter cell?
Spec Ops: The Line.
The best 6/10 game to ever be overhyped by people who have never read Heart of Darkness.
good guess but no
>this stick is the key to the universe
>Get kidnapped and brother dies
>Be real sneaky deaky like and take over entire areas
>Get killed while having sex in one of the endings
lmao if you havent played pikmin you should
if you only recognize olimar from smash 4 then youre probably underaged
Yeah
Dishonored?
>socially inept main character
>hot chick
>reading people's minds
spec ops: the line?
I just forgot what it was called.
I was never a huge fan of the game.
Manhunt? Tenchu?
Tell us tbh... I wanna see this
its not undertale right?
TBH the WP mortaring made me rethink my life. Games have greater impact than film due to our involvement.
kill the robots by turning them into sheep
>fox only
>no items
cod4
Winner
If you played Pikmin you're definitely underaged and should fuck off.
Fucking what mate?
shut up faggot you weren't the one who made the green text, I was
Bam, AC130 mission
Far Cry 3
>Hey! Listen!
man that game is probably older than you are
This game is based on a popular cartoon.
dark souls
nopeguess again
>claims ownership on anonymous board
That south park game.
Borderlands. Though Undertale almost qualifies.
zelda OOT
Winner winner
Southern Park: Stick of not telling lies
I grew out of Nintendo babbyshit while waiting for the original Pikmin to be released.
I still remember when it was meant to be on the N64.
i really only remembered the word azimuth to be honest
Any Harry Potter game
Wait what? I've never heard of Tumblr praising it
>Super grapple hook flying man
>ching-chong ning-tao
>Fucking OILLLL
Too easy for you. I'll step it up.
Wait. Tumblr likes Borderlands?
What the actual fuck
Nope, one game specifically. Not from Britain.
>Channel your soul into the game
>David Bowie
MGS
just cause?
>get sick
>kill animals
>hunt down a baby
Triple one
>oh cool a new skin
>Oh cool a new mask
>Oh cool a new hat
Omicron: Nomad Soul.
jak and dexter
>be a copy of yourself
>they couldn't fix your bitchy attitude
It was fucking HUGE with the SJW crowd. Still got a "RE-SPEC MY PRONOUNS" chick on my facebook, it's her favorite fucking game and she never cites the dialogue or the gameplay as her reasons. "It's progressive uwu" that kinda shit.
Ding ding
>show up to work
>try to leave work