What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?

What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?

your mom

random hot chick wanted to dance, so we danced , made out n then I fingerblasted her for a min or two before she ran off. Good times

nothing

Actually enjoyed the music and had a great time!

Done a fuck load of MDMA and stole a golf cart, then proceeded to watch Snoop Dogg preform, he chanted out "Everyone hold your reefers up" he lit a blunt up on stage and the entire crowd started smoking up

Dance

My neighbor's thirteen year old daughter.

super hot chick rolling bawls tried talking to me but i blew her off cuz i was with some other girl that turned into nothing...feelbadman

>be me
>at Slipknot concert
>nighttime in vegas
>what appears to be a 9/10 girl smiling and grinding on me in circle pit
>icandothis
>approach girl
>pretty curvy for a skinny girl
>about to say something
>all of a sudden Pyrotechnics go on FULL BLAST
>see her face
>she looks like a 40 year old Crack head
>fucked up smile, saggy face
>but the bodies 18
> I say the first thing that comes to mind
>" ah fuck no"
>she runs off crying
still a really good show, 10/10

...

I offered my joint to a guy with dreadlocks. He declined.

told her id rape her if she didnt suck my dick

Gay.

Good story, if it weren't for
>slipknot

>didn't go

careful nigler, he might feel the hate rise up in him :-(

Waited a while after it was over to get an autograph
Sick, I know

I'm sure he was just being polite and hated himself from that moment on for declining, the regret is probably still eating him up from the inside

and he'll kneel down and clear the stone of leaves

farted

Jacked it, came in my hand, touched Beyonce's leg and rubbed that shit in.

Pushed David Lee Roth from behind in 1992. Got a beat down for it by his bodyguards. Was saved by an Atlanta cop. Shit was cash!

>try to crowdsurf
>built 6'2 guy
>190 pounds
>use pudgy beta to climb up
>his shoulder is made of jelly
>gives way
>land on my face
>kinda deserved it

Listened to the music.

>be me many years ago at stadium Rolling Stones concert
>I drop 3 tabs of acid two hours before the show, GF eats 1G shrooms
>they open with Start Me Up, crowd rushes the stage, me and GF gotta lay down on our blanket in a sea of people
>GF gets horny, pulls the blanket over us, pulls down my shorts, pulls off her panties, hikes up her dress and impales herself atop my cock
>she comes, I don't feel shit but see a lot of pastel guitars in the sky
>friends laughing at us, crowd mostly watching the band

tl;dr >my girlfriend raped me at Candlestick Park during the Stones show

We still have lunch 5 or 6 times a year. Should have married her.

Pic kinda of related - it's her doppleganger.