Be delivering pizza

>Be delivering pizza
>door of the house is open
>go inside after calling several times
>see this
What do, Sup Forums?

Fuck her right in the pussy?

Timestamp nigger

>no payment

>take the pizza back to the shop

>fucking people

>if the body is still warm, have your way with it
>eat the pizza
>leave
Only logical thing to do

that'll be 14.99

>Read filename.

rope isnt tight she isnt dead op doesnt even deliver pizza.

plus tip

Ask her why she is standing there posing like that
Ask for payment after she stops being a bitch
Divide by zero
Do dinosaur
Masturbate

>cum in ass, take it down, then cum in vagina, take it home, call it roxxanne, cuddle it to sleep every night in bed until it rots and decays, bury self with it

Why would I deliver pizza to my own house?

Then...
>be arrested for rape & murder

Yeah no. I will masturbate into some tissues. Take some pictures. Then call police. Dispose of the tissues down the toilet, carefully, then flush away.

No shit sherlock
how fucking new are you?

>>Go to house down the street
>>Pizza Delivery for I C Weener

Realize you're not getting a tip and leave

>this guy

you're a jackass.

She might be getting a tip though

What's with these kids are they 7...
>37
>57
>07
>7
>7
>7
Holy shit... They are 7

>plus tip
underrated!! KEK!

underrated

Lies. OP won't deliver pizza.

Too old.

Lubricate my penis with pizza sauce.
Slide penis in top of traffic cone.
Rub my nose against her anus region through underwear.
Thrust into cone while sniffing aggressively.
Cum into cone after around 40 seconds.
Pull out and get on with day.

Cut her loose.Ask how she managed to order a pizza.

Ahh crud, not again.
Here's to another lousy millennium

I would get a new job that's what I would do.

what filename?

pic isnt real, not saying post isnt