Waifu Claiming thread

Waifu Claiming thread
>Earl Bird edition

The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per user.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No Dio
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit

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I don't trust a knife that hasn't drawn blood.

What about katana?

Too Edgy.

Fine knives it is then

still here

and

I could maybe do something but I dont know

Claimed.
In case you two missed it.

You dont sheathe it until it does either?

All of my knives have hurt or made me bleed in some way, Those that did not are lost.

Also, qt'st death loli.

May thy knife chip and shatter
Look that quote up and see a knife culture.

Canker sores can last a little over a week and because I have it in the worse possible place, it feels like forever

Thanks comrade

Mother fucking clammed

What is it?
No problem, and checked! That's unfortunate.
Good to see ya!

Nice get
I have a forever abcess in a place thats really impractical and highly annoying.

I dont know

I like them now, Thanks for that.

Take heed, if you get a canker sore on your uvula, you're not going to have a fun time swallowing your food, even swallowing your spit will irritate you

madomado

It's an amazing series. Just ignore the stuff by his son and you're set.
I have a pic of where my abcess is. 100% lewd. But a mouth sore is pain, I get them fairly often.

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>you better be sleeping dammit

So you know what I go through

Yeah. And probably a bit more. IBD is a bitch.

Jaja you and your,"I don't knows." I like it.
I don't want to experience that, ever.
Okay...
The molester of bodies.
Not now. Still got some fight left in me.

I've heard of it, I need to learn more.

Hello to both.

I'd have to say this is one of the worst, I'm not exaggerating

why

Velvet is too cute. And Caiti Ward's voice is a perfect match for her.

Molesting a doge

O shit whaddup
Forgot pic

How are you?
Sorry that you're going through that. Fight the pain.
Most of your responses are,"I don't know." It might as well be your signature. I'm okay with that.
What......
Checked.

Damn straight I'm fighting it, it's not stopping me from enjoying my pizza and dr peper!

Good morning everyone.

Good morning Death Senpai.

ok

Good morning

Jumping on the bike. Its raining here, wish me luck.

Good luck Senpai, please come back alive.

I'm doing good. Nothing left for me to do today but relax.

My lovely waifu.

Heck yeah!!!!
Morning!
Yup!
Goodluck!
That's great to hear, got anything planned for the day?

Eat shit spike

Nothing at all. I got the day off. Maybe I'll finally start my finals project that's due Tuesday. Maybe.

I knew it!
Yeah! Get that nonsense over with! (Maybe)

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H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Lurk mode is the only mode

Heading to bed now

Good night thread, stay beautiful

Hiya!!

Goodnight and sleep well.

How are you?

QOTT: What's the worst gift you've ever received?

>inb4 that edgy kid that says life

From a friend that gave me a box containing a piece of paper that said,"1 free Internet."

Gooood, how are you?

I need to get pics of this, one moment.

Weight lifting set thing

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Not an answer, just wanted to say Hanako is so freaking cute.

Forgot pic~

I'm alright, been here since yesterday night. What's your plans for today?

Why thank you. Have a pic.

Work morning job, then relax~

Tsuyu

Doesn't sound bad. Hope your day goes smoothly.

youtube.com/watch?v=1wYNFfgrXTI

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the "gift" of life

Pina claimed! Morning all

See you later spess ceh beps

Waifu a cute!

10/10 waifu.

I like you.

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Morning sweetie.

>Tsuyu

suh galko

Thank you! You peeps too! Everyone having a good morning?

Suh dude

The G.A.L.K.O unit. How are you this evening?

Hi there Tsuyu.

Hey Kirino.

Yo Mugi.

I only want to die a little bit.

I'm fairly sure we've all reached the point where a part of us slowly dies every passing day.

You'll be fine.

suh

hey

Aa good morning indeed!

>Hug
How are you this fine morning?

Claimed

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Hopefully.

Doing well?

Tired, mainly.

Ah, you poor thing.
You never seem to sleep much..

claimed

im okay
just killing time before i pass out
busy today?

A small bump wouldn't hurt.


>Sanae

Not really.

I have to work pretty soon, so I guess that counts as busy.

>tfw Monday
alright i have to go now

Later and take care.

Good morning Waifu anons.

Try to not kill yourself.
See you later.

Morning.
Ay, nice to see you again.

How are you today?

Doing alright, looking after the thread. You?

I'm back and I feel terrible

yeah good man, Britfag here melting because we're basically having our summer right now. Also final day of Overwatch desu

night guys
>if you see ruri
>say hi for me okay?

>Tsuyu

>76
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Mercy
ano...