Mama said my dick is average

mama said my dick is average

its like 5 inches and not thick, but its average

how about you faggots

>tfw you have a 6 inch dick
>tfw you're above average
>tfw you have a fetish for wanting a girl to laugh at your dick size

who is she>? is there more?

That is Katy Perry, famous pop singer.

Also I think the nipples are photoshopped. Also, she is not wearing makeup, which I BELIEVE makes girls hotter

>spoon feeding

fuck off

6.8" long and 5.8" girth. I ain't complaining

9 inches, just like everybody else on the internet

Forget your cock, post more of that girl photos

second

>how dare you not troll an user

How about you fuck off with your retarded internet antagonist bullshit.

fucking thank you

it's like being a troll is 'the thing', no, you're just cancerous

7 inch thick dick reporting in

I want a link to amazon. Provide or you're a cancerous troll

5.5' here and boy it feels like not shit

I fantasize about having a big dick, like I'd be able to feel more pussy with a long slong and I'd like sex more

Kek

1" micropenis that grows to 6" when hard reporting

white knight: www.amazon.com

normal fucking human being: do it yourself

Sup Forums troll and internet badass: go fuck yourself nigger haha newfag tits or gtfo

You basically reach the end around 6". If the angle is right you'll feel her cervix on your dick.

Are American women just loose or what, being lazy and all and not doing Kegels.

Tried clicking on that and didn't work, you troll figget

Just under 9inches long haven't ever measured girth.

7.5, maybe 8 inches if I'm really horny. Dunno how thick.

I'm well endowed, I know that, it's just impossible to get women to believe that because they take one look at by pretty boy face and lanky body then assume I have a tiny dick. Imagine if you have a decent face, great dick, low body fat, amazing intelligence and all that, but women avoid you like a plague: you have all of 20$ to your name and still wear clothes your mum bought you at 16.

It gets worse. I'm a white male and have a STEM degree (yes, good GPA), naturally no one wants to hire me.

Nice blog, furfag

My dick is pretty sad, ex girlfriend said she could barely feel it, never really made a sound during sex.

She broke up two months ago, little fella hasn't seen action since.

You're not alone Sup Forumsro.

Typically I'm 1-3 inches while flaccid depending on temperature, mood & posture etc but when erect I'm 6-7 inches depending on arousal.

Your girlfriend was loose.

Could fit four fingers in her with ease...

Still though, I'd need an exceptionally tight girl before I'd feel like anything.

My mama asked me why I don't do porn.

True story.

Stop jacking off so hard then. Also you Should have told the lazy bitch to do Kegels.

I'm 7,5x6

Haha, no, I mean, before a girl would think I feel like anything to her.

And my ex didn't listen to anything, she felt sex should be effortless for her, she never moved even if she was on top.

Now that she broke up with me she did tell me she's going to practise all sorts of things, like getting used to anal, so she can hold on to the next guy, but with me she felt it wasn't worth it, for eight years she did nothing.

Sounds like a bitch user, you're better off

Fuck it, better late than never. You'll find a girl who wasn't raped by roody poos as a child.

I hope so. She was my first girlfriend so I'm kind of being thrown into the deep of dating right now, I have no idea how to approach women in any way but platonically friendly, so my existence is going to be sexless for a long time coming.

is 6 inches bad? lol

>5-6" length (varies depending on arousal, and whether I push back the rolls of fat)
>6" girth.

Chodemode bitches.

Now if only I hadn't completely torn my frenulum... no longer get pressure-proof boners. If I fuck someone on the tight side nowadays, it squeezes all the blood out my head.

Nope.

My phone Xperia z is 5.5 inches long and it looks quite large.

Bitches need to do Kegels.

4.5 inch pencil dick reporting in.

>tfw have small dick
>have cuckolding, chastity, small penis humilation fetish
>tfw girlfriend indulges me
>tfw had her fuck buddy from college stay with us all weekend
>tfw he is easily twice my size

spent the whole weekend watching them fuck, eating his ass and cum, sucking his dick, getting fucked by him. right before he left last night she jacked him off onto my face and then spoonfed me all the cum. so hot.