Finland

>Finland
>Get invited to a party and don't really know anybody there
>The host is a girl
>Start getting drunk on free beer and punch
>Rumbling in my stomach need to take a piss
>Go to the toilet and star pissing
>See that there is a cats litter box
>Epic idea appears
>Take a huge dump in the litter box
>Come out the toilet like a boss
>5 mins passes by and someone goes in the toilet
>Comes out terrified
>Pörri (name of the cat) just took the biggest shit ever!
>All the guests go and admire my shit
>The girl whose party it was cleans my shit up
>Continue drinking
>Nobody knows my secret

Tell me your shit stories!

I completely relate to you, OP. Here's a shit story.

>Went on Sup Forums one night
>Couldn't sleep
>101 degree fever
>Sees shitty greentext about shit in Finland
>Fuck this Internet shit

>Finnish Army
>We are out training in the forest
>In the middle of the night go take a shit into a foxhole that somebody dug in our position
>EVERYBODY WAKE UP! MORTARS !EVERYBODY IN YOUR FOXHOLES!
>Some poor bastard belly jumps in tho the diharrea shit filled foxhole and gets covered in shit
>He can't go change his gear in days
>Nobody knows my secret

Oh shit I'm sorry

>finland
>be a cat
>owner throws a party
>go to the toilet after some dude
>discover huge shit in my litter box
>eat the fucking thing
>shit even greater log where the human shit used to be
>meaow like crazy
>owner comes to see what's going on
>she congratulates me on producing a huge shit
>everybody comes to have a look
>everybody takes pictures
>some guy looking with a scared look on his face
>i look back at him and squint my eyes
>the guy hauls ass and leaves the party
>don't fuck with my litter box
>nobody knows my secret

kek :D

>Finland.
>Get invited to big shit party
>The host is shit
>Start getting drunk on two girls and one cup
>Rumbling in my stomach, need to take a shit.
>Go to the toilet and start shitting.
>See the cat's litterbox, shit in it.
>Guests come up to admire my shit.
>Shit on guests.
>Shit on cat.
>Continue shitting.

Finland.

>Finland
>Actually have a job
>Usually drink in moderation
>Nobody knows my secret

>Finland

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This photo taken 100 meters from my home

>Finland

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95% of those images are not finnish, try again faggot

Which part of bum fuck lappi is this?

There's our president Sauli Niinistö with the finnish flag you idiot. SUOMI PERKELE ISÄNMAA SAAATANA!

Pretty much all of it

That's Helsinki the capital. Those are some alcoholics that hang around the subway station

Freestyler was filmed there in the 90s

Yes, and literally everything else is American, german, austrian, russian, whatever. Even the fucking background in the last one are german soldiers, but you probably think it's the winter war.

The finns have really similiar uniforms than the german and we fought with the axis during the continuation war.

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But those are still germans. With german rifles, german type II shovels and so on. And everything else is still not finnish

yea those are germans because you can see the gas mask container in the back