Dildo hunt thread

Dildo hunt thread
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Dildo hunt dildo hunt

I just wanted to see a body in a shalow grave and these faggots come up with a dildo Hunt game

I will start one soon in the west of The Netherlands

Then go dig a grave, kys. Post coordinates first

any requirements for dildo?

>size
>shape

etc?

i could use the
> realistic 8 inch cyber skin
>smaller hard rubber realistic
>ultra realistic shitty rubber small one
>black bumpy small one
>18 inch double ended
>12 inch double ended clear orange
>butt plugs

Better yet

>>>We buy penis mold kit from sex shop, we mold our cocks and hide those

...

rules so far:

>1. dildo finder must post pic of dildo in orifice of choice along with timestamp
>2. only one dildo at a time
>3. never clean or replace dildo until it's falling apart
>4. dildo finder is next to hide it
>5. Geocache
>6. Must be wearing atleast one Adidas item , have smoke and squat in the photo with dildo with time stamp.

yes lets play aids and stds with a dirty dildo, let the user clean it ffs, or no orifice inserting please

I'll start one in Vegas by the end of the month.

I AM DRESSED AND WAITING TO GO TO DILDO STORE. Opens in one hour but need to know what color? Or should I just take pictures post here and y'all decide?

Realistic and at least 7"

do that, we will help you pick, it will confirm accountability, we can keep track of where it originates

Im still going to start one in north of The Netherlands.
>today

I am so excited I'm going to go borrow some shitty adidas stuff from boyfriend in preparation for dildo pic! Squat so hard y'all won't even see it coming

Lets do this everywhere Russia where you squatting bastards at ?

Got a Dragon dildo hiding in Lebanon hills in eagan minnesota

Apparently lots of ruskis are on Sup Forums

no one would ever find them fam

A bright coloured one so its easier to see

Atleast not too big so that more anons can join in , not everyone can take a monster dildo up the bum.

Lets bring this to Sup Forums were we can confirm locations of anons, we can get a per country going

Not bad idea, you make thread and link it

find what specifically and why?

The molded ones, he's saying Sup Forums has small cocks

It looks like detective user was at that site from other thread

Listed as SUPER BALLSEY COCK on sex store website that I'm going to get our DC dildo from

note: but itjust went 404

This one also on website

my sides

That looks perfect get the white one so it's easier to spot.

defi not the black one, i mean cum on

get one we can write on , we can write our initials and time/date we found it, the dildo can be our time stamp

like you'll ever find it, you never leave the house faggot

Write on side of dildo with a marker you are a winrar so people know it's the right one when they find it.

OP here,
Going to hide a piece of paper saying "Sup Sup Forums".

If someone finds it and posts a picture of it i will hide Dragon Dildo.

Guys just write "Sup Forums" on the base of the fucking cock, it isn't that hard

Crime show on tv "we never get triples, never get triples"

Also they have 2 realistically dildos
Ones 6" ones 8"
And a rubber fist too

write Sup Forums on the base of your cock chum

OP will brb

Going to hide some shit

Great idea!!!! Sign in with initials or something!! Like sisterhood of the traveling pants. SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING DILDO!

Maybe, faggot, just maybe

Sup Forumsrotherhood*

Bump

Clues can also include pictures or pictures near the hiding place or they could be normal word clues aswell.

Thank you, I almost had to slap myself out of shame

Like one picture is a far back overview. Second closer up, third closest with dildo shown.

Yep anything OP can think of and try to pick spot that public wont find it first.

Are we using coordinates or just locations?

Whatever OP wants I guess

I vote both. Also, just do like geocache, give clues to its location

Bump

whoever finds it for the love of god bring condoms to leave with it when you drop it somewhere else

and lube kek

>mfw anons hide it in hard to get places or not appropriate places

Lincolns lap in DC

Airports

Fancy restaurants

Police Stations

Some ones backyard

toss it in the lion exhibit at the zoo

statue of Liberty

ground zero

53.19918, 5.84587.
Find it, snap it, post it.

Freedom towers would be good!

This, but lets not make it too difficult. I would like to see multiple Sup Forumsros uploading pics trying to get to it first.

kind of like a race but the prize is a fucking huge dildo
Just had a thought.

>family at park having picnic
>two anons come running across field
>WTF.jpg
>anons run in to bushes with autistic wails of "it's mine faggot"
>family hears more screaming coming from bushes
>"IT'S MINE MHUHAHAHA"
>user runs out of bushes waving 12" dildo "I FUCKING FOUND IT"

I am leaving soon for dildo store! I will deliver!

>starting a dildo hunt
>i got this great idea from a possible buried corpse thread
>all my dildos are expensive dragon ones and i don't really wanna make my collection incomplete
>need to buy a decent dildo for the hunt
>get to dildos R us
>its FUCKING CROWDED
>people awkwardly standing around looking very uncomfortable
>out of my fucking way.jpg
>push my way to dildo section
>there it is!
>a glorious black dildo with foreskin catches my eyes
>have to wrestle some fat fuck that was going for the same one
>pay and get out
>the amount of sweat and grease is literally sliding me out the door
>drive to the spot i had planned out
>as i get out of the car im nearly run down by wheezing fatty scooter
>what the hell is going on?
>enter alley and finally reach one of the flowerbeds i thought would be a great place for a dildo
>dig a little
>there is a fucking dildo here already
>keep digging and i find even more
>whatever ill just hide mine in a different one
>another dildo
>people are hiding dildos everywhere
>go back to car
>look around and see people with dildos in every direction
>ive seen enough im going home
>car brakes not working and i crash
>someone hid a dildo in my car
>mfw dildo hunt killed me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep the post alive!!
Also check 53.19918, 5.84587 for op's tribute.

ivory coast?

Hahahahaha
For mother Russia I am in tears
youtube.com/watch?v=9eE5im7pGTc

Gold

My map says ivory coast, africa

My ribs they can't take anymore

You've put it in wrong way
I've did Lat Long.

youtube.com/watch?v=y8uvMO8Aocw

Don't 404 here's some Hitler while we wait

bump for DE Dildo guy

Anti 404 for dildo guy

Assist

Make clues when done

While we're waiting,
How's Sup Forums doing today?

Anti 404
>cmon dildo guy

sleeping terribly for the past few days. only sleeping for about 4 or 5 hours per night.
my eyes probably dont have any more blood vessels to pop

revised rules?

>1. Geocache
>2. dildo finder must post pic of dildo with timestamp at location
>3. only one dildo at a time
>4. Must be wearing at least one Adidas item, have smoke and squat in the photo with dildo with time stamp
>5. dildo finder is next to hide it
>6. must not use for personal use, can't stop you but it would be nice not to wear bio-hazard gloves while handling

any more suggestion?

I think that's good enough don't wanna complicate it too much.

DC Sup Forumsro where are you store must be open by now.

Update us post pics of dildo selection pl0x if not already gone to store.

This brb getting coffee then coming back to watch lets keep this thread alive. Also OP you are my hero.

Do i look like mans zelmerlow?

bump with content, still make me kill every time I read it.

where is dc Sup Forumsro?

Washington DC

Hows everything going OP ?

Everthing is going great

Any info on what's happening with this hunt ?

Mobile anti 404 squad reporting in.

Op the store opened nearly 2 hours ago what's going on ?

The dildo guy seems to be raped.
And this: 53.19918, 5.84587

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Dildo somewhere nearby

Orionweg, Leeuwarden, Friesland

fuck, im late

We need more clues to find this thing.

you guys suck at le dildo

op hasn't posted for a while, you have missed nothing

Is there anyone who has a dildo who can deliver ?

No one has stepped forward with a proposal, care to step up user ?

Believe me if I could I would and all shops are closed in my country atm plus pov cunt.

OP is back

Oh thank god