USA vs. Paraguay Official Game Thread

United States lineup (4-3-3): Brad Guzan; Fabian Johnson, John Brooks, Geoff Cameron, DeAndre Yedlin; Michael Bradley, Jermaine Jones, Alejandro Bedoya; Bobby Wood, Clint Dempsey, Gyasi Zardes

Paraguay lineup (4-4-2): Justo Villar; Miguel Samudio, Gustavo Gomez, Paulo Da Silva, Fabian Balbuena; Miguel Almiron, Victor Ayala, Celso Ortiz, Derlis Gonzalez; Tony Sanabria, Dario Lezcano

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getlivefootball.com/live
washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/9/mexico-surpasses-us-worlds-fattest-nation/
huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

FIRST FOR FREEDOM!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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stream???????

who p/a/raguay here?

AMERICAN SHOTS ARE GUIDED BY GOD

USA

Why is the US team full of non whites?

>Euros started
>no Europeans in Copa threads anymore

fuck these casuals

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Because it's soccer.

What are you lads eating?

>Stiles Switch BBQ here

Alguien de Sup Forums aqui?

REMINDER

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PARAGUAY'S TRUE ANTHEM

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>no puliGOD
Dropped

>Memezcano
LET THE DESPAIR BEGIN

WHOA REFBALL

no Barreto?

Kumiko es mi w/a/ifu

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Da fuq was that?

>American free kicks

>Bradlel
THE DESPAIR NEVER ENDS

Come on america !

Good God Bradley is awful.

>118 caps
wow our team sucks

stream where????

literally whiter than most yuro teams that played today

>bradlely

>that set piece

BRADLEY OUT

Murrilards are disgusting fat, short and smelly sub-humans.

KEK

the "Villar can still play" meme will never end. it's sad

>inb4 another Brazilian 71

white people smell like wet coins

Vamos USA

getlivefootball.com/live

no thats u u messican

pulisic when

brooks has been the best player for the US this tournament

which is delightfully surprising

ANYONE PLAYING ROCKET LEAGUE AFTER THIS?

They forgot the three black spots on the armband of Bradley.

We're much taller than you on average though. Thinner, too.

washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/9/mexico-surpasses-us-worlds-fattest-nation/

>Virus alert
:v

Build wall spico

>divegrass hipsters continue to claim the sport is rapidly growing in this country
>meanwhile, in reality our fans aren't even interested enough to halfway fill an NFL stadium for a home game in a major tournament

thanks, mexibro

Thanks doc

He's been great, but if John Brooks is our best player, that's not delightful.

You are fatter than us pedro

huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html

ITS COMING HOME

>John Brooks is our best defender
>he can barely make the starting xi for Berlin

christ

>paragay

Don't talk shit about my husbando

hockey fan here with some questions. Why aren't you allowed to shoulder someone off the ball? Why is diving rewarded?

not true, he started almost every time he was fit enough

Doesn't change the fact that amerilards are still fat

Vamos P/a/raguay

He was injured most of the year

Serious question.

Why does Paraguay exist? Why isn't it a part of Brazil or something? Is it just a meme?

>implying the stadium wasn't full yesterday to watch messi

You're all a bunch of cucks

they srsly put reddit in there?

>not IT'S STAYING HOME

>dempsey falling on his face already

paraguay is best guay in this tournament, right?

he's been getting consistent starts you dumb cuck

it's funny because USA only needs a 1 - 1 tie to classify
meanwhile Costa Rica needs to win with 7 goal difference to Colombia if USA manages that

nde, quiero decir nomás una cosa:

Cazenave no comenta

por fin se acabó la yeta

>in a major tournament

lol no

Bradley fucks up again

full of Argentinians you dumbfuck

Why are you expecting a euro sport not to be filled with cucks?

thats not how it works, even mexico fails to fill the azteca when playing random teams like paraguay

had this been something like argentina, mexico, brazil, vs the U.S. then it would be packed, just like the rest of the world, its about the opponent not about how interested you are in the sport

inb4 Paraguay ties again

They exist right now to fug your murrikan ass.

Callese Grasoputo

>all these stupid fouls

great game plan klinsmann

>no velas

Hahaha time to laugh at Yanks

yes

It works for atletico

I thought it was el salvadoroguay

>Dempsey

SOMEBODY TELL BASCUÑAN TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN

isnt it bed time for you?

>dumpsey

V:

>the number one goalkeeper in the US plays for Aston Villa

Si podemos ️

>Dempsey

Baraguay :DDDDD

>dumpshit

Why does this matter?
We're just gonna get crushed by Brazil next round

I expected the most popular game in the world to be a bit tougher than field hockey.

truth 2bh

THUGBALL

Why is Klinsmann always squating?

I want USA to win just because it could eliminate the existence of NFL

Diving rewarded because archaic rules do not cover and, in fact, forbid referees from relying on technology. This will, hopefully, be changed in one or two years.

You can't shoulder because rules. Think basketball.

Any /u/SA?