What's the most frustrating thing about sex?

What's the most frustrating thing about sex?

How sore it leaves my tender little asshole.

condoms.

Genuinely how much effort it takes. Unless your happy lasting 5 mins its a bloody work out.

Finding enough lube for your mom's dried up pussy.

I agree

The rape charges.

Seconded.

Thank god all my gf's have opted for birth control. Seriously can't cum with a condom on.

How I have to keep up the act like I'm interested in how my girlfriend feels after i cum lol. I don't care I'm just trying to nut bitch.

underrated

I've found you just gotta fuck yourself into shape, assuming you are in a longer relationship. I literally started getting abs from my current gf. She's a nonstop fuck machine, and I used to think I couldn't be out done

Having to lure them with candy and ice cream.

Most frustrating thing must be, That you can not fuck every single hot girl

>v-v-v-virgin

Breaking the 'comfort wall' before the sex so sex isn't so awkward.

>hey there.

My GFs did to. Tank good for birth control. but I dont want herpes from the loose change i have been picking up.

Not getting any for 3 years plus, not to mention I have not talked to a girl in a sexual or flirtatious way in just as long

Whatever you say bud. I'll remember you when I'm busting a nut in her.
Fucking loser lmao

How is that being a virgin? Damn you're dumb as fuck my man

Trying to find a feminine looking trap to get off, women just suck imo.

Getting to have it, ever since I'm out of my first relationship, which had lasted a decade, I haven't had sex with anyone, no idea how to go about approaching someone for it.

Also, just how fucking tiring it is, while the girl just gets to lay there. Meanwhile I'm fucking her, rubbing her clit with one hand, stroking her body or holding her ankle with the other, occasionally kissing her and trying not to make faces.

It'd be wonderful to one day get to lay down and just enjoy myself.

>when the body goes cold

We never had this problem curiously enough. Ate her well and then took my time cumming inside a weak, tired and soft little pet. Both got what we wanted.
I miss her

>that fucking reply

This.

When I lost my virginity I was done in like 5 minutes.

Round two was like, 2 hours.

Couldn't even finish the next night.

Probably worked off a thousand calories and shit.

this.

Don't samefag.

That's not how sex should be, that is just a lazy female partner. My last gf was in it as much as I was, she'd move with me, touch me, kiss me, talk to me and so on. Fucking awesome.

I'm not im genuinely curious. Did you get upset someone doesn't care about their gf? Sounds real cringey white knightish

>still replying

When you throw the dynamite as a martial art, but it doesn't work.

Thanks to my ex I can only get aroused on crack. Refuse to use it anymore so pretty celibate now

My ex said she'd move as soon as I did a good enough job.

Needless to say, I fucking tried, I started out a clueless virgin, but now I've got the left-right seperation of a drummer, I can eat out for literal hours, and I can lift my ex's 200lbs body and pound her senseless.

It always took her several minutes after sex to speak in anything other than tongues, but still she said I needed to try harder.

Honestly never figured out what I did wrong.

Cleaning all the blood off of my clown costume

I do Viagra. If I need the little extra. My doctor doesn't give a fuck. so now I can give a couple extra. You could try that.

Probably nothing. She just used the excuse.

Maybe the technicial was good, but bad tool/hardware? :)

Eh, i'm a modest 6.5", normal girth. It won't get girls agape like a huge cock will but it should be functional for most women.

The bonding that the body starts doing because of it.

You're with a seriously lazy bitch. Why be with someone who only receives? You should be with someone who gives and enjoys giving.

Never be with someone who gives as a favor. In the beginning of the relationship of course she's gonna give, but after awhile when she is more comfortable she's just going to reject what you want because she doesn't enjoy it.

It's the thickness that matters.
But maybe she just had a very loose pussy

It was easy for me to fit four fingers in, didn't need much more than a little spit.

So yeah, she wasn't very tight.

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Not getting it

four fingers? omfg you sure she was not a ho' ?

Avoiding charges after I'm done.

Getting it

>still samefagging
Fuck off, newfriend.

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Pretty sure, I think in her case it was just very weak pelvic floor muscles, she was pretty weak over all. She didn't like to exercise or do anything that made her sweat.

Answer my question bud. Is your pooper pained

Staying hard for more than 10 minutes

Sex should be causing sweat if not by anything else than being close.

Sole exception, at the end she was always complaining that the panting made her mouth so dry and stuff. Seriously, it didn't take much to tire her out.

Well just as with men, women can be very different shape and sizes downstairs.

Don't think it's the lack of exercise to blame even, either she had put big things in there, to wide shit up, or just being born with a huge pussy inside.

any tips for that. i have a prob with getting and staying hard. too much hard corn porn i guess

Sounds like you just had a spoiled little cunt for an ex. If she didn't do anything, and still had the nerve to complain then she you should have just slammed it in her ass, and choked the shit out of her.

aint that shit the worst. the punishment for making false rape allegations should be rape

I don't even watch porn
My dick just gets bored and if I don't finish in less than 10 minutes, I go soft and that's it

Yeah I reckon. Fingered a 15 year old once (I was of appropriate age), one finger was already tight, two barely fit.

So yeah, just her shape I guess.

I've been saying that for the last 15 years.

$100 plus tip, and she refuses to even look at me.

The disgusting vagina goo.

Every top I have been with just goes for slide in and start pounding. Instead of ease it, hold for a bit, then pound. Believe me. It makes a world of difference.

Kek

That I just don't get, it seems as boring to do as it is to take.

If I fuck someone I'm telling a goddamn story, I give you highs and lows, character arcs, metanarrative. Basically I want to make sure its remembered.

Hiding the body.

Pretty much.

any tips how to stay hard for like at least 5 minutes? I am fucking afraid.

Buying candy.

It doesn't give things time to relax, and it takes longer to feel erm.. well. Like you aren't needing to go to the bathroom. Which is my complaint.

I had raw unprotected sex with an entire volleyball team once. After we were done fucking my dick was full of their blood and when i went to piss I pissed the blood of 15 virgins.

You forget the feeling 5 minutes later

Right, good info, I'll keep that in mind.

Makes sense you need to give the whole area a little time to adjust, it's not being used as god intended after all.

How gay are you? Cums in a woman thinks of user

Fuck, truth right here. Your brain releases chemicals because of fucking and then you think you're in love or she thinks she's in love or both, then the relationship thing happens, everything is tits for a while and then it just turns shitty.

kek

Finding someone that is into the same stuff as you. Most times it's just the same old same old. But I need some more agressief sex

My girl is a complete masochist. She has been talking about how she wants me to tie her up smack the shit outta her every time we fuck. My only problem is that I come from an abusive household and bdsm reminds me of my abusive mother.

The fact my brother doesnt want to fuck my qt body

I sell those radios at work :^]

Not to say a rough fuck can't be fun ^^

It probably is easier to adjust the more it happens.. I just only have some experience and so it is a point of contention for me.

Off by one

You can't sit afterwards.