/cric/ - Australia vs Seth Efreca

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Australia 288/6 v South Africa 220/4 (40.1/50 ov)
Last Wicket: AB de Villiers 39 (32b 4x4 1x6) SR: 121.87

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>pyjama cricket

how about no

>mfw i have one innings to save my career

last for walkbro

good ball though, thought Lords was a road. He had every right to leave that based on line and length

It's fucking Lord's mate

>what is the slope

yeah but that guy is like daniels height

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What does that have to do with anything? It's a well known fact that you never leave anything tight outside off at Lords if you're at the Nursery end

Nothing at all. I knew I was wrong so I resorted to full damage control

Though I am starting to realise statschink was right. The Australian pyjama side is literally Starc: the team, which isn't a surprise I guess when you are discussing THE GOAT white-ball bowler

>Starc in: win CWC and irrelevant bilaterals at a canter
>Starc ded: lose bi-lateral to PP
>Starc in: smash Tendies
>Starc rested: lose to SA
>Starc in: beat SA

Seinfeld

Stats is ALWAYS right

i wanna kill myself

Cricket

Jesus! Damo. You OK?

is NOT homosex

>St Kitts named their ground after David Warner

kek

KEK

Lads I know I've been talking about rooting hookers and getting wristy' sat Asian massage parlors but I'm affraud that's over. I just got taken by a nasty womenlet with saggy tits and a stretch marks. She came over my place and I was expecting a literal 9/10. I was too nice of a guy to tell her to GTFO so I let it happen. Literally the worst sexual experience of my life. I don't know how Mackaybro does it but I can't do it anymore. I went to Saint Maarten and expected the same class coming back to a first world country and it doesn't exist. Maybe instead of focusing on whores in back pages ads I can focus my attention in something else

Did you hit up Goldeneyes whilst in Sint Maarten lad?

Fat Hump Gay Ltd.

>I went to Saint Maarten and expected the same class

what? negresses? No shortage of them in BSA

The whorehouse I went to was called the bada bing.
I couldn't tell what she was. She had dark skin and was a mix of something(mexican/black).
I just don't have it in me to tell the girl she's ugly and to fuck off.
Does that make me weak?

here's a suggestion then, stop being a degenerate and blowing your money on cheap local hookers and actually save it for a nice trip

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Kek

it's my birthday this year lads

Happy birthday lad

A lad I went to high school with qualified for the Olympics and I'm wasting my life on a Chinese cartoon forum

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Why does this guy have Saxon's picture?

Was that actually on his Facebook? I swear I've seen it before

3 people from my year are qualified and 1 more has a solid chance, cool feeling t b h

it was his dp when he was doxxed

fix it daniel

I don't think it is Saxon, it's been posted on Sup Forums and reddit a lot and apparently it's of a Canadian. He probably just used it as his dp

Rather cloudy and warm with light winds. Occasional rain across western areas spreading further east before becoming more showery for the afternoon. Some limited sunny spells developing with a risk of slow-moving thundery showers.

How muscular is /cric/'s knowledge?

sporcle.com/games/B_Awesome_87/test-cricket-100-matches

Got 62/64

lads daniel's band has an instagram fucking kek

instagram.com/thedarkthird/

>I can't even shitpost on twitter anymore unless the FBI can geolocate my phone while doing so

JUST

t. raging casual

fun quiz though, I'm mad at some that I missed tttt

i thought you didnt watch Test cricket

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Most of the English guys got me and I couldn't remember how to spell any of the Sri Lankan names beyond Jayawardene. I kept on typing Butcher instead of Boucher and Vetorri instead of Vettori too

i don't. i just occasionally have a look at the bbc live commentary

never knew salim malik even played 100 tests

And I couldn't remember Cowdrey for the life of me. I kept thinking it was Denis Compton

not this series because its terrible, but for Eng vs Pak listen to the BBC TMS radio broadcast if you're just sitting around studying/doing nothing. it's comfy as fuck

>Tendies host a tri-series
>wont even reach the final
JUST

My take on the World XI by countries people were doing the other night vs one from 10 years ago. In both cases I've tried to ballance picking the best player from each country as well as the best team overall. Only players eligible and playing international cricket at the time qualify

>Current year +1
D Warner (AUS)
H Masakadza (ZIM)
K Williamson (NZ)
DM Bravo (WI)
V Kohli (IND)
A Mathews (SL)
M Shahzad (AFG) (wk)
S Broad (ENG)
K Rabada (SAF)
Y Shah (PAK)
M Rahman (BAN)

>10 years ago
V Sehwag (IND)
B Taylor (ZIM)
R Ponting (AUS)
B Lara (WI)
J Kallis (SAF)
S Tikolo (KEN)
M Rahim (BAN) (wk)
A Flintoff (ENG)
S Bond (NZ)
M Asif (PAK)
M Muralitharan (SL)

who wins?

>Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) President Anurag Thakur has started lobbying for keeping the Big Three formula intact in the International Cricket Council (ICC)

BASED

I will literally tear his throat out

>Rahim 10 years ago

Pretty sure he was like 5 at the time lmao

Ryan ten Doeschate over Steve Tikolo

look at his stupid cunt face

Literally what other Bangladesh player would you pick? Mortaza? (kek KEK). Not an option because the third seamer is far more important than the guy batting @ 7

Keep in mind Bangladesh 10 years ago were quite literally dispatched for 201* by Jason Gillespie on their own turf.

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Compton>Cuckfield>Fales

Mr Smith, are you trying to seduce me?

I really really like ODIs

So why did the twitter account get the ban? Was it because I was posting about wanting to kill myself?

based Statsbro

wait no it's back

QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER

Whoever the Bangladeshi keeper was at the time(Ashraful I think)

McGrath bathes in English tears after 8-38

trips confirm

deadset FUCK OFF, Saxon

Just delete it

We will get banned again at this rate

KEK

Surprised he didn't put "execute all muslims" again

>Former Player at Nottinghamshire County Cricket Club

What did he mean by this?

Just ask him.

Fucking saxshit

>Stove is a Nepfag

Well he looks autistic enough....

>HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LE EBIN POL HUMOUR FUG DE JUBES

Why can't you do anything original or inspired?

You guys are fucking useless at getting the twitter account any fame

>posting dead end tweets with the same #EngvsSL hashtag used in thousands of tweets
>not directly tweeting fringe cricketers too irrelevant to ignore you

>too irrelevant to ignore you.
Mate, Mitchell Starc regularly argues with random yobbos on twitter. Nobody is too irrelevant for any English speaking cricket player.

Why aren't you doing anything about it then Daniel?

Perfect, he's exactly the sort of insecure bitch ass nigga to respond if we target his whore wife

>Orlando shooter confirmed Muslim

KEK, just WATCH as Saxon blames Moeen Ali for it on our twitter account

Didn't Saxshit literally get doxxed using that account?

>doxxed
Doesn't it just tell an approximate of your location?

We all know it's you and where you live anyway mate stop complaining about it unless you're going to do something about it

I have literally never ever used it

I don't give a fuck about the account

I am only trying to help YOU because YOU are the ONLY one who CARES about it

Saxshit got doxxed by literally posting his fb on here

The twitter account is like a few weeks old

kek, when did that happen?

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my personal favourite

what did he mean by this

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Thats how both Poodam and Saxshit got doxxed. Both did a (you), that is post screencaps and forgot to delete their personal info.

With one of them Royalty Christ reverse searched the dp and found him

(you) would have been doxxed aswell, but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you

yeah once you find one of them you can get them all through mutuals

is it that easy with all celebrities/sportsmen? Or are cricket players just not relevant enough to matter

>i m bond sandy
What did he mean by this?

Saxon posted /cric/ memes on stuff.co.nz's whining and someone saw it

Nah, Saxshit posted a /cric/ meme on a FB cricket page and B3K posted a cap of it on /cric/

>but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you

based fucking statsGOD

>but you're lucky it was the nicest guy alive who found you
Based KrazyGOD

>Or are cricket players just not relevant enough to matter
This one, none of the Indian players would have a public though.

95th for West Indies

>fb.com/adam.voges.96
>unironically putting your average as your fb url

the absolute state of this faggot

I have a few mutuals with All Blacks/Blues players tbf

>Works at WACA Ground

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