You're a professor and this student asks if you could give them extra credit. What do you do?

You're a professor and this student asks if you could give them extra credit. What do you do?

Make her jerk me off while she's licking my asshole.

tell her to fuck off because I have tenure and spend my evenings making dungeon porn with my neighbor larry and his wife.

20 page annalists of mein kopf

corporal punishment for starters

50 pages about why hitler did nothing wrong.
And a kiss with red lipstick on the final page

call him a trap

>annalists

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>Give her a simple 20 point extra credit project
>it bumps her grade up from a 43% to a 53%
>fail her anyway because she's a dumb slut who thought she could skip half her classes and come hungover to the other half because it's an "easy" shop class

Come up with something curriculum related, and try to make it somewhat challenging.

It would only be worth about 1 point on her final grade though.

Its a different ethical problem, maybe I would discuss with supervisor and her about her suggestion that I and her give more grades. Grades are for working hard but maybe is no problem if other exercises?? Not sure

Punch someone in class in the face.

Faggot

>mein kopf
My head?

Make her suck my dick, but lower her grade just cause

Sure why not

wtf are you smoking dude

Assign her reading and written assignments based off them outside of the curriculum duh...wtf is dick gonna do for her GPA

Tell her to piss off. Her lack of dedication shouldn't devalue other people's hard work.

I mean, I would give her a difficult dataset and listen to her ideas on how to classify it.
I might be missing something, but being a professor is a hell of a good job, I mean, stability, capacity to have your own phd students, maybe a posdoc and even apply for your own grant.
I would never jeopardize it for a possible relationship.
She looks nice though.
>Maybe I didnt understand the scenario.

say no.

No you got it, but you're taking the thread too seriously.

You don't get extra credit in chem labs, that's called undergraduate research.

Credits available are all detailed in the course syllabus. There are none 'extra' that can be had.

Have her do community service for 3 hours.

oohhh i would tell her that she can have extra credit……

for suck my benis huehueh

That's not a shop in the pic, it's a chem lab.

Offer them the exact same EC as you'd offer any other student. You're a beta bitch if you do otherwise, land tang with charm, not abusing power.

I would choose a topic that has been presented previously but change it just enough that they must use their problem solving skills to complete. Thats the only real choice.

Fuck her right in the pussy

Test her...oral presentation skills

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Well that would explain why she's doing so poorly in the class now wouldn't it?

>what do you do?
I find another thread

Tell her to fuck off then proceed to fail her then head striaght to the rub'n'tug like a responsible adult

Have her write a twenty page thesis proving that The Great Tycoon is actually Fitzgerald's best work.

You will have to work for it just as anyone else. I dont give handouts. But, since you decided to come to me, I will make some extra time time to help you out.

Then, obviously it turns to my place with the old lady out of the picture and much assfucking

Dunno what that means lol. I'm just here for dumb pussy and weed,

I'm a professor at a community college, I usually give extra credit through essays or voluntary field trips relevant to the class.

I never accept late work though.
Once I got a threat from one of my students because he was failing his course; he never showed up on time, didn't turn any of his assignments in, and blamed me, of all people for his progressions toward failure. He came up to me with a bunch of essays and just dropped them at my desk, didn't even tell me anything, and I just threw them into a trash can in front of his face.

I talked to him and told him how life wasn't easy and this would be a lesson for him to be more responsible then he tells me he'll sue the school because his parents were rich, but I told the class countless times to read the syllabus regarding attendance and late work.

How stupid do you have to be to turn in a two page essay every two weeks? Half of an essay can be from a source with citations and it would still pull in a decent grade - maybe two to three hours of work including research and brainstorming.

Fuck her, then fail her, tellin' her "you don't need no college degree to be a ho."

Take a picture of her and ask Sup Forums for opinion.

>How stupid do you have to be to turn in a two page essay every two weeks? Half of an essay c
Why not accept late work with a depreciation in grade? I can't think of any reason except inconvenience for you, and they are actually *paying you to do this*.

...

Make her write a 10 page paper on the great military general Belissarious

Seriously, you sound like kind of an asshole. And I oversee a lab.

Tell her I need to cum cum in the bum bum

>dataset
waht do you mean

wtf is this chart

Tell her to pick a topic related to the course and have her write a 3-5 page paper on it.

assign them an extra credit assignment that can be done in an hour and is worth a few points.

it's a vireal genome with ORF's laid out, specifically an archael genome, the lab I work at uses this as a model organism because it can infect some archael cells but will still survive and propagate in many other types including bacterial cultures such as E. coli (another modek organism we use)

shit virus-infecting archaeal genome, the actual sulfolobus archaea itself is much larger, typos etc

>Gave students a syllabus on the first day of class explaining there is no extra credit
>It's available online to all students
>There are tutoring/ study help resources available to all students

"You should probably have addressed your low grade in my course before the last 2 weeks of school."

give her a long writing assignment because she looks retarded so im sure she could use some extra knowledge.

are you really trying to pretend this butterface is attractive.

accepting late work teaches nothing. Either turn it in on time or fuck off. If people asked for an extension beforehand, I would consider it.

I had a student straight up ask to give me a BJ to raise her grade. I turned it down, bitch failed and left school the next semester

Tell her to wipe that retarted smile off her face and ask her if she can spice things up with my wife

Damn user that is crazy for a fourth grader to even know what a BJ is!

would be funny, I teach college, she was 20

Say no, sorry, it wouldn't be fair for other students.

And from then on only meet with her in a semi-public place or keep the door to my office open.

People are all of a sudden super paranoid about faculty/student relationships. I didn't spend 8 years getting my PhD, and then another 4 in VAP and post doc positions before landing a tenure track job to lose this shit over a fucking blowjob.

you sound like one of those cucks thats too old or just plain retarded and can't manage to get a proper post-doc.

lab manager is a title reserved for the betas of the research community

Make her strip for me, then still fail her because fuck that dumbass smile.

All these idiots saying they'd make her her strip, fuck her, etc. are the same ones that could never complete their associates.

Give them an assignment.

I just earned my bachelors homie, so fuck you and her my kind sir

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>I just earned my bachelors homie,

so fucking impressive

Do us a favor and stay in your moms basement

do the evens from the textbook for the chapter

For every minute of me beating her she gets 5% grade boost word of extra credit points.
>shes gonna work for that credit.
>Im gonna bring out the bat if she makes it too 5 minutes
>little does she know im gonna violate that asshole after the beating

It's pretty much essential for any job worth having.

seems legit too me.

Give them an assignment that requires research. Make it worth the time... Lets say detailing the Manhattan Project from start to finish. 5000 words minimum. Also need to properly cite the sources used. Then to put her under the gun give 1 week to finish and hand in the assignment. If it was done properly give her an extra 10% on her grade.

yeah i know. i have a masters, a JD and a PhD, so i am not as impressed.

i dont think you know what a cuck is, lol.glad you've been on Sup Forums for enough minutes to hear the word, but it has nothing to do with what you're talking about.

INB4 "IVE BEEN ON /b SINCE 2014!

I am a former teacher. If she was not an asshole and engaged the material, Id look for her lowest grade of value and have her redo it in a modest amount of time. I'd regrade the work and keep the highest grade. One time only.

If she was a fuck up, a whiner, or not going to bother, I'd say no. If I knew she was smart, Id just raise her grade.

I'm in environmental. Septic tank sampling it is. She'd have to dig 2 feet down to the cap each site, measure layers in the tank, get PH, temp, and a few samples, stick her head in and make visual observations, and then bury, carry the samples into a car, clean equipment and repeat at the next site fulfilling quotas. It's really a very shitty process but if she really wants to earn those grades...

fag. you're supposed to try to get a blowjob out of this.

This exactly. Make her do community service at a local group home for the handicapped. Assuming the class is worth 3 credit hours every 3 hours she does, I'll give her 1 point on her final grade, maximum 15 points. If she doesn't show up for class, she has to do an extra hour each time. This works for all students.

oh, id already be fucking her

Steathly grab my phone and pretend i did hear her, record her when she repeats herself and blackmail her into becoming my bitch

Or realistically speaking, laugh look at her disgruntled face and say:

"Oh wait, you're serious? let me laugh even harder"

and then tell her to get out of my room

my gf just told me she sent this email to her prof

(02:46:38) me: And? what'd he say
(02:46:51) her: meet him tomorrow
(02:47:09) her: i need to shower and look presentable like i haven't been since i've been here
(02:47:46) her: this is what i sent
(02:48:05) her: Mr. xxx
I am contacting you in regards to the assignments I must complete to be eligible for a passing grade in xxx. I am in fear of failing and I am wondering if failure is the only option. With all due respect, may I ask whether or not an "Incomplete" could be considered an option for me?
I understand that there are limited hours until the class comes to a close. Would it be possible to meet with you tomorrow or sometime this week to discuss my options?
Thank you,
(02:48:35) her: -.-
(02:48:40) me: if i was a professor I'd read that like:
(02:49:01) her: ...
(02:49:07) me: dear prof: Is at all possible I could suck your dick to not be failed? Kind regards,
(02:50:30) her: oops
(02:50:45) her: at least i have the care to email him?

Should I be worried Sup Forums?
Sounds pretty suspect to me

hope your enjoying that failure of a career m8