Sex confessions?

Sex confessions?

I feel like it was a missed opportunity for you not to have said "Sexfessions"

i am afraid on physical intimacy and im self-conscious about my small penis

I tried fucking an older cousin when I was younger.

>Posts sex confession thread
>Doesn't post sex confession
Total fucking faggot

I'm the only one of my girlfriends to have never had sex and I'm too embarrassed to tell them about it so one time I made up a story about it like I was in some sort of early 2000s made-for-tv special about how adults think teenagers are

I'm a virgin, oh wait. You already know.

this

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I fap to other girls I know when I'm in a relationship

I came in my friends 16 year old neighbor felt good but i dont think the risk was worth it

>be me playing in the park
>ask girl to come to a bush
>I ask to see her bum
>she says yeah but I got to show her my pee pee
>we 69
>she gets paranoid about someone catching us
>she runs off
>she was like 8 and I was 30

She never made me cum and i faked expressions to make her feel better about how bad of a job she was doing

well at what age

u failedm8

surprised I didn't see that coming, kek'd

I don't think it was just her dude, you can probably only cum to porn like half the users here

i was 20 but in my state that's like 10 years min

Got my dick sucked by a boy (twice)

I'm finally convincing my gf to have anal sex.
She doesn't know this is only the first part of my evil plan.

I tell lies about having sex, in fact I'm ashamed of my 14cm dick

I punched a funhouse mirror in its stupid face and haven't had sex in seven years.

>ashamed of average size dick

I occasionally grab ass and nuts of my cousins, they don't mind

Mine is 15 cm and im not ashamed

I did.

A lot of people are just ignore the feeling and if she succ than win

I cheat on my girlfriend literally every day

I never fuck her pussy, only her ass and her mouth. I'll always tease her pussy with my dick just to get her squirming, but I'll deny her every time. I laugh my ass off seeing how frustrated she gets.

She's totally devoted to me, and has no idea I'm fucking other chicks who are hotter than her. I don't let her masturbate so she's literally never had an orgasm for....at least 6 months at this point

I will never get it

My Grandpa walked in on me having sex with my dog when i was 12

That's a pretty funny fan fic,
I love the part where you have a girlfriend

cool i remember i played second life once too. Great game.

Enjoy sex more when it's cammed but wish bf was more attractive

...

so does everyone

what's he a fan of though?

there is enough gay sex on the internet already please stop it

I was the king of high school until i got caught banging my gf at the time calling her mommy and her calling me son.
An entire year of "mother fucker" jokes ensued until i moved away for uni.

>thinks this is something to be ashamed of
>clearly a cuck

Having a girl friend

I fucked a hooker for a hundred bucks.
Called her back and got a forty dollar blowjob.
Last night she texts asking for anything I have.
>mfw when I declined a BJ for ten bucks.

how do you find the time to browse Sup Forums? or are you typing on your phone while you cheat on her right now

to be fair if she was that desperate you should probably be worried, you should get tested regardless

19 in a month and never had it.

What's the rest?

Also my confession is I'm bisexual...kinda. I enjoy making married men suck my dick. Twinks fems and traps don't do shit for me

That was exactly why I declined. She asked if I was available for a "date" and after telling her I literally only had ten bucks in my pocket until Tuesday, she was adamant on giving a blowjob for it. I asked if she could call any of her other regulars and she said they were all busy (convenient) and then asked about not getting any calls on her ad on backpages to which she said she hasn't gotten any calls lately. She's not a hideous beast, and one of the only white girls in my area who post on backpages so I figured she would get a lot more calls due to her being such a rare case. I've only fucked her with a condom (I'm not dumb) but yeah I'm getting tested regardless. I just wanted to cross it off my bucket list.

Married, have 4 kids
Cheat with other women and sometimes men

when i was 5 i wanted a little brother so i layed down on my mom when she was sleeping and pressed my flaccid penis against her butt

...

Were you ever molestered as a kid?

I left the woman I bought a house with for a 20 years younger aspergers selfharmer whom I have as of yet only met online. Initially we had some cam sex and sent some pics to eachother, but that has stopped long ago. Now she only uses me to unload all her angst and problems and super dark views on life. I haven't had sex for over a year.

I'm 30 and haven't had sex since 2007

I had to break up with girl back in my 20's because i found out she was a jew, nowadays I think I was one of the stupidest creatures alive

The sexpart?

Finding out she was jewish intakilled my boner midway during sex, to this day this tortures me every waking moment of my life.

>have banging hot girlfriend
>she blew me
>shit was so cash

Ive cum on a chicks motorcycle, i work in parking. Also, i found panties in a car, mastered myself. Asian chicks leave shoes and clothes, master myself there too. Gym clothes off a big tittied chink who smells good, those were the days.

pics or didn't happen

I really love the diversity in that pic. Very inclusive. But it could use more nonbinary types IMHO

Also I still pay mortgages on the house were my ex is currently fucking a younger dude.

>Go to grandmas house
>let's camp outside
>me and cousin pitch tents
>laying in tent together
>bored
>closest house is over 150 yards away
>cousin asks if I want to play nicki nicki nine doors over
>I ask what it is
>says we get naked and we ring door bell of nextdoor neighbour and run away
>okay
>get naked
>he just stares at me
>he goes inside
>never speak of it again

I used to make my ex blow me with a blanket over her head while i looked at her best friend and imagined it was her... damn, i'm a pos...

kek'd

>drinking one night
>polish off a 13 ounce
>need sex
>contact random girl who confessed she liked me
>ask her where she lives
>show up
>get even more drunk
>fuck
>get home at 7am
>work at 9
>too drunk to even go to work
>never message her again

Some of my favorite sex memories come from orgies in hotel rooms.

When im with my wife, I imagine im sum guy off of craigslist, and my wife is cucking an imaginary me sitting in a dark corners. I have her jack me off as she sucks my nips. She knows this much but what i dont tell her is sometimes I imagine Im her uncle that raped her as a kid(she would hate me), and that im imagining im getting seconds while i record her(not really recording, imaginary).

>first year of college
>girl showing signs she likes me
>start sleeping in her bed
>fingering her one night
>tells me she's a virgin
>just make out
>sleep in her bed for a week
>girlfriend never found out.

Thanks i try user : )

>go to local fair
>get in fight with gf
>fuck off
>find girl who used to have a crush on me
>make out
>go back to my place
>fuck till 7am
>sleep for an hour
>drive her home
>never talk to her again
>gf never finds out

...

>this

Oh fucking shit sorry user i shall never question you again, you're just like Tim you delivered.
#istandbytim

>walking in hall and girl says she remembers me from elevator when I was drunk
>called her hot
>I apologize
>she says she liked it
>realize she has a boyfriend
>one day get her phone number
>meet her in her dorm
>talking about her relationship problems
>I start ticking her waist
>we fuck
>never talk again

I'm a sex addict.

one time i didnt give a fuck


fukt ur mum

nah i just didnt know wtf i was doing
pretty much thought time to sex u mom

lolwut

im gonna kill u irl if i ever see u

nigga

I use to fuck my girlfriend any chance I got while I was a guest at her moms house on weekends, she lived an hour away so I would sleep over. Have many stories,
> early morning, bring my ps2
> both of her little brothers are super into the game (u just lost)
>im sitting right behind them on a couch and my gf gives me blowjob
loved those days

Dude. This but I imagine I'm her dad. He's this fucking monster of a dude and she's his goddamn golden child. I'm older than her she only does older guys. Tear that shit up. Actually made her call me by his name once.

Ok I think I've cracked the code on posting in this thread. I tell a regular story of some boring sex and top it off with "never spoke to her again" to come across as the kind of cool player I think it takes to make you love me, heavily implying the not talking again part was my choice?

who the fuck is tim

I think about sex, alot. Like all the girls that i think are hot will show up in my fantasies. I cant stop thinking about sex, the thoughts are do intrusive but i have a really high libido. Even after i finish in the next 30 mins im ready to go again. But when im in public i see the women who stare at me or touch me or smile when i make eye contact with them they shy away and i know i could easily win them over if i talk to them. Only thing is, iv been dating my current gf for over 7 years lol.

This is a good movie plot

>not knowing tim

OH DAMN NIGGA UR GAY

na jk ur just broke

How does it feel to still be in puberty?

Yeah, I guess you could see it that way. I've collected quite a few of those during my life. I'd rather see it in a movie than in my own life though.

Fuck you foxkin

Im 23

I have a 2.5 inch penis. ;-;

what did she look like?

must have been decent for 100$, unless you are one paper bag lookin motherfucker

Okay I'm 13 and well I really want some old perv to groom me and take advantage of me. I'm you're into that add me on SC - wh1t3r
Inb4 mods

>mastered myself

man you must really be one with your chi to have mastered yourself, or you're too insecure to say masturbate like its not totally okay to jerk off on random girls belongings, theres nothing wrong with you

>??? faggot

I'm sexually aroused by peeing. What the fuck.

>tried
Fuck.

W O W
O
W

when do we burn it down?

>nicki nicki nine doors over

you posting from a fuckin walkie talkie nigga?

I make jokes about me being a virgin with my online friends even though I have had sex during the time I have known them.

I haven't told my irl friends about my gf so they also believe I'm a virgin.

I just can't do it lads.

Sex?

I laughed hard

>confessions
>con
>sex
except none of the same letters/sounds are shared so you are just retarded.

the fuk???

why