Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
Finally awake!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: dem finals tho

Shinoa claimed

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Dio-sama...

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Heyy pretty smug queen thanks for the bread!

Claiming Best Ass Waifuuu
Hope my niggas are doing great!

no more homu thread...??
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Megumin claimed~

>lurk mode activated

how are your finals going?? having any trouble with them??

You can claim there before I delete if it makes you happy.

Ohhh that sucks, when I lived in NC for like a few months it snowed and it like froze up! So silly, I have to wait a couple hourse to get it though what is Sterllaris?

Ohhh you play melee too? My friends play Melee all the time!

Rikka claimed!

claim i lost the last one was going to make my own but ill never be that cool :(

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ok then you'll be dessert

Stellaris is a strategy game on pc~

Nepnep claimed!

Now the rest of you niggers cant claim the perfect waifu.

sachi claim

Akiko claimed

I wish winter didn't stop. I hate summer. There's insects and water shortage and it's always hot everywhere. During the winter at least you know it's cold out and hot inside. Summer also makes fucking pollen go rampant. Only good thing about summer is the fruits it brings

Gotta love science. This guy is so good because he explains it in a very simple and easy-to-understand way so a lot of peope can pick up what he says

Chillin, killin, procrastinating, investigating
You name it

>noticed but selectively ignored

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Ayyeee you're welcome and dubs confirms best ass!

>blaze it
I stayed up till 2am and head to class at 6. A nigga best get them good grades man. At the moment, I'm feeling pretty anxious. How are you my purple haired best bro?

Hmm?

playing hard to get huh?
that's the best tasting meat

Claimed
How is everyone?

you never get enough (yous)
here

What's up queen smug?

does classify as smug? I'm thinking of making it my default claiming pic because I feel it's really pretty

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reminder ~
don't forget to use a new IP or cellphone to get more at the same address and price ~

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but shes so.....tiny

im a lot better now...was feeling a little down 'till someone cheered me up!!
i never want to do college lol, im kinda glad emt is minmal schooling...

Hmmm I dont play to many of those I think I played Empire at war one time

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Yeah!! Its a great game when you're just messing around!
Although tonight im getting crush...One of my friend keep spamming Fox and I can't counter him...crap lell

killin thoses fags?
Investigating in canned peach?

YEAHH YOU'RE RIGHT!
Thanks Shino bro haven't notice!
What's up?

QOTT: Whats waifu opinion on this.

Welcome Judy-chan

>checked
Dubs for Sachi. Hey there

>checked
Welcome back Ellen

Heya Kyouko

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Nah, I can't afford going ham now, I need to be careful not to make any expenses

absolutely why....

>Best snowwoman
>Mizore claimed

Reminds me of yuno and hotaru

Feel refreshed from a nap. You ellen?

Took a nice nap. Feels good. Not really but I require smug when smugs are needed. That's a super cute, friend. How are you peaches?

Noticed. Sup?

Right? But dude. Seriously though. Be careful when taking A&P 1. Harder than you think it is

Oh myyyyy nico

Woke up from a nap after the first day of finals. No school tomorrow but gotta meet up with the bros for psychology studies. You ms. New booty?

Why.

Yeah, good thing I claimed Dio before anyone else

I honestly couldn't care less

cuckhold its the unfortunate side of beautiful femdom

Dio please

check em

I'll do the licking you just stay sweet

How do they spam Fox? Like spam lasers? Or just keep picking him?

>when I live in NC it snowed and it froze up
First off NC B O Y Z
Second off its actually pretty rare for NC to get THAT shitty weather it got last winter kek

>one of my friends keep spamming Fox
>can't counter him
Step 1 - git gud :^)
Step 2 - pick Marth
Step 3 - pick FD
Step 4 - ???
Step 5 - PROFIT

Checked.

Heyo Shinoa, doing good, you?

Aki, how goes it?

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thank (You)
hey
no
>rattle
checled

>A&P 1
what's that?

I don't either, but I love the one few strategy games I play~
I heard Empire at War is pretty hard

NC here

>lasercamping with Fox
You're lucky he isn't picking Falco

AYY

oi i was here first

Claiming Yuuki. How's everyone doing?

I didn't even realise that I had quads, I suppose I'm just too used to getting gets.

You should realy take example on someone as great as me.

Should probably include a picture

Heya Mizore
Welcome back

Peaches are good. In fact I'm eating some right now. Can't have a better night than peaches and /waifu/, right?

>checked
Fucking hell Dio

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Procrastinating as fuck
business as usual

Hello centorea-san

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i can be a faggot well enough on my. i dont need,lessons

thanks though

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Hi

Nice as always, dio Sama

Feels good from nap my dude. Fucking finals week also ;_;

Anatomy and physiology class 1. Text book is defiantly required.

Ever played through total war series?

Good. Nice claimed lol


Best combo brah. And fuck you for making me craving peaches now lol

Has anyone seen Anomaly lately?
youtube.com/watch?v=t6maVVFs0As

WAIFU

What are you talking about? I never doubted your abilities at being a faggot.

Horses are not great

Well old NC BOYZ we Cali Boyz for life

It was hard as fuck. Have you played RCT2?

Falco isnt that bad after you get around the lasers hes just super quick!

your memory is long as your dick. take one step and poof, thought gone..

nevermind dio. go back to mirror fapping ya big gay

Sonico is Mai waifu

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>10000% scared
that music video....

I haven't, I played Europa Universalis 4 tho
I haven't~ I did watch a friend play it, he was a jerk while building his park kek

Headache...need...pills

>Rattle

Why not just masturbate?

It erects me greatly when Spike talks down to me. Degrade me more, the degenerate loli lover.

Nice Sup Forums filename faggot

clearly you must be the real Dio

>finals week
not finals week for me yet but when it is I'll want to kill myself more than ever ;-;

Naaaah
A smart Falco will take complete advantage of his ability to lasercamp if someone can't get around lasers
Keep in mind that Falco's lasers autocancel in a short hop so he can lasercamp WAY better than Fox because his lasers deal "knockback"

forgot to add that this is MUGI user

Video was produced by the video director of Akira or something like that, did you see that movie?

Because its a sin, I dont disobey the highest code of rurus

So much this, finals are here.
Boi
Theyre bad

Okk! Why are you trying to save?

Awww I do love me some nap right after the first day of finals!
Nothing much. Im just playing Smash Melee with my buddies hahaha!

Keep picking him and spamming laser just to be annoying...fuck loll
Do you know if any characters can counter him?

So many people do.

Buy a Sup Forums pass and shitpost faster than everyone else. WOW, you can be a faggot just like the bunny spammer.

i haven't! i've heard it's really good from everyone, i need to watch it
>so many things to watch and play!!

Yall faggots without a gold account.

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Don't fight it, just give in
Only good things can happen

Oh you didn't hear? Faggot train conductor gave me a 75 bucks fine which left me with 30 bucks for 2 weeks food and that's without any other kind of expenses

I love that song and video, the person who worked on it also worked on Akira.
youtube.com/watch?v=IZwJK4NyguM

you have buddies can you send me some?

It feels very satisfying to get devil trips while calling Spike a faggot

Everyone is a jerk playing RCT haha I use to make little prisons

Yeah I know this mang hahaha I play like 70% of the time whenever I am with my friends and they play Fox and Falco I play falcon

Falco, Marth, Dr. Mario

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My buddy made his drinks free but he charged the entrances to the toilet for 5$

Whatt really?!
Damnn why did he gave you a fine? Such a fag.

Hmmm what are you gonna do with them?
I can send you the guy who plays fox..I hate this guy for now on!

Thanks Rikka for the help!
I'll do my best!

Could these be the ultimate cock lust eyes I've heard so much about?

wait until you see your mom's eyes

Pick Falco and you can go to any stage
Pick Marth and go to FD
Pick Jigglypuff, go to Dreamland, and camp him out with bair

Doc is good but still unfortunately too bad to counter Fox
I know a lot about Melee lol

Wow what a dick! lol I always felt bad charging for the bathroom

No problem mate! Do your best! Play DK

Never heard of it til now bro

What below said
You'll make it through mang. I already did once

Smash melee? Aw fuck I haven't played a smash game since I was maybe 10!

>tfw it's not pineapples. It's peaches ;)

I love the heart eyes. Good shit dude

Its old but really good with a great variety of scenes, tons of weird sci-fi and a creative yet accurate vision of the future! If you liked gits you will probably like this too and its only 1 movie.
>unless you like manga because it expands the story

kek

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The thing is that people with a Liberal mindset will pull shit like that.

They try to hide the truth because the truth hurts or it isn't convienient for them

Example

Teenage males pay more for car insurance.
I won't get into the details of why, buy they do.

They get into more crashes, so they have to pay more.

It's simple.
It's not sexist.
Because it's the truth.
Obviously not ALL teenage men get into crashes.
But a larger amount do.
If you're a safe, teenage, male driver who doesn't get into a crash you need to pay more.
It kinda sucks, but it's fair.
100% logical

BUT

If let's say in a hypothetical world, women get into more crashes.
They would need to pay more for insurance.
This isn't convienient for them.
They'll call it "sexist" but it's not.
Same as above, it's 100% true, logical, and justified.

The difference is that, in short, women like to bitch and complain in order to get their way.

You don't hear people calling the extra insurance cost for teenage men "sexist".
Not because it is.
Because it most certainly is not.
The reason you don't hear it called "sexist" is beacuse it doesn't affect the people who bitch and complain (in this case, women)


SIDE NOTE

It's not always women.
It can also be stupid people.
And Liberals.
You get the idea.
Fuck Louisville.

Ayyy, I went out and made me one

Oh damn that's hypnotic

>checked dub dubs
Pretty much because he was a biased oldfag
My subscription for the train had expired the day before and I didn't notice, He had to sell me a more expensive ticket on the train. Now the thing is, Belgium has this database where they keep track of how many offenses everyone has and they do work with tolerance. This was my first ever offense. So normally unless he chose to I should've gotten a written warning in the mail but that old faggot set me up for a 75 bucks fine. Oldfa was very deliberately being a fag

>checked
Why would you ever choose peasant faggot pineapple over the glorious masterfruit that is the peach?

just like you

Atago, your waifu is great but for Dio's sake I realy don't know why you're talking about liberals, sexism and insurances right now.