Ask a servant of evil anything

Ask a servant of evil anything.

How do I properly serve evil?

Why do you look like a fag

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Ah, gluttony ....

Do you purposely shape your beard that way?

how do evil bad?

hows 8th grade going

What kind of powers do you possess?

You must commit your soul and energy towards the Dark One, and admit that all else paths lead to lies and deceit. Only death and destruction is honest.

Where did you find a cloak that big fatso

Do you believe in God?

Why are you still a virgin?

My attire is mandated by the Dark One.

Repurposed womens moomoo

why you so fat?

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Lightly seared with baby carrots and a nice white wine

Supreme intellect, mostly. But I also possess some level of premonitions and even telekinesis, albeit very rarely. These powers are granted to me by the Dark One and only during times of great need.

Ask a servant of good anything.

Dark servants are fags

I believe that God is a lie, only the Dark One is honest.

All servants are faggots

Did he tell you you were going to get laid someday?

Ask a servant of it's self anything

why is op such a dumb fuck?

>the dark one

Quite the leap of logic there. Satan was revealed through the Bible. How do you reconcile such an inconvenient truth?

How long did it take you to grow that neck beard?

How do I prevent hitting max files limit when deploying a large package list via Ansible?

Are you a witch?

Does one simply walk into Mordor?

Break it up into multiple packages?