I have a girlfriend and she's coming over tonight. We usually fuck for an hour, bare minimum...

I have a girlfriend and she's coming over tonight. We usually fuck for an hour, bare minimum. Give me your best memes and if I bust out laughing I'll record us tonight.

But will you post?

She does anal and calls me daddy so just about anything is on the table.

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Why do I want to see your tiny penis and your obese tranny gf?

Don't even respond to my posts again

Loss.ini

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looks like somebody doesn't want OP to deliver

In the interest of honesty she is technically obese. Also in the interest of honesty my dick is 7.5 inches. Also, if you're somehow not into dicks even though you're such a faggot, she does take facials as well if you're into that.

Looks like somebody doesnt know what real comedy is about

Please, you call that a meme? Step your fucking game up.

How can op dont deliver after this?

Enjoy

I chuckled for that so I'll at least try to take a few decent pics.

Duh

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>real comedy

pay attention everyone, the guy who is posting banana memes will show you how it's done

>No you don't
>No she isn't
>No you don't
>No you wont