Rangers @ Mariners Game Thread

late edition

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Go M's

At least Dallas is white.

go Ms

also
>Rags

fuck
ignore my thread

Ha ha epic man! You spelled a teams name wrong on purpose, I love that meme!

5 min in youre already rustled kek

i found him guys

will do

y u heff to be mad

>rags

>dallas is 50.7 white
>seattle is 69.5
kys

Go get your beer now Mariner "fans", youre gonna need it, watch how the white man plays baseball

Rangers 9
Seasshole 2

>Rags
>Rags
>Rags

im about to make some coffee, will that work?

Aoki is a magnet

Only if you fudge the demographics and dont count the 7 million white people in Dallas suburbs, stop fucking lying, libersl hipster states have no honor, Im not shocked that you can blatantly lie and not feel badly about it.

>rags

"""""white"""""

find me some better sources then senpai

>felix out another month

You want to know something funny?

Tacoma is 64% white

...

I dont believe you

Literally 95% German/Aryan/Anglo

Pic definitely related, now go shove a grande Starbucks coffee up your little asian ass

10/10

I don't know if that's a bad thing or good desu

You can't keep stashing Paxton at AAA. He's getting too old.

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holy shit someone actually got it

thank you friendo

crap

anyone else triggered by all these soccer threads

>letting fat bastard get a hit

Paxton, pls

yes
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i have never filtered anything but its getting to that point

thank you paxton for not throwing that into the second deck

>sweatingman.png

I have been in most of them so no

...

robot umps when

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kill yourself

i miss tribebros already

robot discrimination is too strong right now

At the game. Let's go M's! They opened the roof before the start when it was sunny for about a half hour. Now there are ominous clouds and a lot more wind. How are the M's supposed to hot dingers?

How do you know they're not robots?

meme magic

its the only way to beat the marine layer

nice

because robots don't throw bitchfits when someone argues balls & strikes

4u

but its 2016

They do if they're programmed to.

I hope we can have Dan Wilson commentate a game in the booth soon. He's good at it

what if we are all robots?

Paxton is looking pretty good but his pitch count is already accelerated. M's need a long inning here.

Don't worry user, I'm definitely not a robot, you can trust me.

how many times have you failed the Sup Forums captcha?

QUIET YOU

Maybe 20% of the time, more often on mobile for some reason.

my computer crashed for some reason

Zunino woulda had that

kek, what kind of a bunt was that supposed to be?

>tinder date tonight
>went shitty as fuck
>back home drinking alone

Hopefully the Rangers win so my night isn't a complete waste

no joey cora there

where did you take her

I gave up on tinder a long time ago. The only girls who I ever met up with from tinder were either really, REALLY weird or turbosluts. Then again, I'm almost 30 so maybe it's just the older chicks on tinder that are all basket cases.

ouch

Generic bar in Dallas, I thought it'd be a quick couple of drinks and then back to my/her place. Zero chemistry.

>Zero chemistry.
bummer, at least now you can catch the game

and he won't catch VD either so it's a win-win

come on pax

kek

paxton PLS

Was definitely looking for a turboslut, but hey, can't bat 1.000

S-sure

>literally me right now

It's time for some Texas dingers, I can feel it.

too many pitches james

damnit Mazara

Pax got lucky right dur

wew

Ahahahaha

Them big ass feet

meme magic

big break

>fatboy

should be an easy out Pax lets go

fatman pls

Dammit prince you fat fuck

>it's already the bottom of the 4th

>safeco field state of mind
kek i like it

This game is going way too fast, I won't have enough time to get drunk at this rate.

Enchilada or teriyaki tonight, brehs?

teriyaki

teriyaki. i got some left over panda im eating now

I've eaten chinese food for 2 straight days so I'd have to go with Enchilada.

teriyaki all the way

>tfw made dutch babies for dinner tonight

This game will be over in 2hr, 38 min.

cap this

anyone going to the aquasox everett cup exhibition game this wednesday?

Depends on what you're drinking. Maybe switch to liquor?

i'm going to eventually go to a weekend aquasox game to see based Kyle Lewis

no late night baseball today

Don't have any liquor in the house, drank the last of the beer last night, all I have left is a bottle of red wine.

Seattle fans be like: We won a meaningless regular season home game lastnight!!

Dallas fans be like: yea...but hows your basketball team doing?

seattle does not care about apehoop. hows your football team doing?

Still time to buy beer!

lol epic