Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>:^) edition

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:^)

Akiko claimed

incest

Megumin claimed

Well obviously it's not fine. You'll always wonder why him and why so soon and all that but it doesn't matter. There are some things out of our control and we'll just have to accept that, however hard or frightening it may be

I see it now
I am on the internet and Sup Forums at 4:20 pm so I'm utterly oblivious to sarcasm and tiny ' marks

chop wood?

*fart*

Gonna get something to eat now.
Nice, sounds a lot funner than my day is gonna be.

i have arrived CLAIM!

Shiro reporting in!
How random, but I still like it.

kagami claimed
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Obligatory claim.

I'm glad you're at least doing well, man. Glad you're existing with me. Relaxing?

Flamie claimie

Miho claimed

Go on

I'm permanently claiming *

I'm back.
Did I miss anything?

Whatchu talking bout fgt?

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>:^) edition
Boy

K-On music is either really shitty or really good
There is no in between

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JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!

How I see it, it's the innocence that I worry about. My brothers in arms would die besides me and I'd die for them. How I see, you don't be a hero and go shooting hostile up like rambo. I'll fight til the end and if I die from fighting, I died fighting.

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Hey licky licky

Night

stop!!!! shinoa wants you!!

Nothing really

Shinoa bro

Hey Galko
Yeah you missed everything

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mine

Nigga I told you I don't mind

Mine. You nignogs cant have.

I'm getting mixed answers here.

So very much.

Do not want.

What's your day going to be like.
I'd hate to think it's unpleasant in anyway. You're too good to deserve that.

For now....
people will come to fuck it up.

(you)

bubblegum

Yuuko has no siblings : (

Don't worry about it
*winks*

You know, and Dio would kill my for saying this, but holy shit the reunion scene with Sugawara and Sherry in GATE, way too cute

What a sad day it is
kek

Kind of both
You missed shit but none of it really mattered

>switching to computer mobile is pissing me off

...

(you) as well

Samozaryadnyj Karabin sistemy Simonova SKS claimed

i could see her being a dominatrix being a cop and all for some reason so good pick

Yuuko.

Kyouko.

What does "very much" include?

Thank you.

claim

I hate this
I want and need sleep
But I get sleep and I feel like a waste of life
Frick

>not wanting a free cola

>....

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me*

what's a keyboard right

>Shizuru get!

I'm sure the rest of your night will go fine....for now.
>mischievous hands

im feeling better now, i got cheered up pretty good!!! are you still feeling blue megumin??

Finally done fucking working

fuck everything, I'm having a beer and staring into the computer screen until I fall asleep

Maybe i should actually learn your name.

Common, i don't know why that is.
Wonder if white noise helps.

hand you're not popular today. What happened? I lower your social status that fast?

ren

My nigga

Yuuko.

NO U

Itami is god-tier husbando material.

Midget clowns riding flaming ponies.

But user, sleep is love, sleep is life.

I see it more as nothing of importance. We talked about age around the end of thread

I try

You stay true with rachnera's dominance thing

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Oh

ayy

Ruri

How we all doing tonight? Anybody as fucking over this pitiful existence as I am?

That's nice to hear. What bothered you anyway?
>I do have an idea of what it is
Honestly, I could use a drink right now, maybe that'll cheer me up a bit
Did you check out the game I told you about?

Homura claimed... neeed sleeep.

QOTT: whats the most bizarre food you ate?

Balut. Good shit tho

living the dream

>checked
you like the randomness or incest?

>checked

>tfw Bunny-user noticed me

Hey Renge
>fuck everything
That's a good way to live by

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Finals week coming by so a bit anxious

SHIT!

Alright.

Sounds pretty neat.

I want to die, but only a little bit.

I never ate anything crazy... perhaps blue cheese or flaming chinese icecream?

>off by one confirms pitiful existance
im having my daily suicidal thoughts
nothing new

Least you have a job

reminder ~
$0.99 (shipping included world wide) if you follow the steps~
and you can order more at the same address , just change IP ~

I'm sorry, but i only made one noose.

Goodnight beautiful

Anything made by my mother

>see pic

forgot the anime shes from help?

>SHIT!
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>check
Vel'koz the eye of the void
or vel for short
Filename usually gives it away

A live octopus

hi is freklz around

boiled snails

I'm not complaining, I'm fine just talking to you anyway. It's all good.

I slept.
Sleeeping isn't hard.
I just don't like sleeping all day after getting out of work at 2...

just what im into man thats why i like her ive always been a submisive guy, thats why the average stuff on Sup Forums girls giving blow jobs just turns me off im a weird guy just want a women to care for me :'(

just the ocassional stuff when i was a kid....

Good night everyone.

Thanks... it even started raining just in time for me to hit the sheets.

glue? :^)

Good to know thank you.
I originally didn't think you'd stick around this long.
Sorry for being sort with you.

Miho darling.
Sell your body and make millions.

off by 2 god fucking damnit

Like ever? Testicles I guess?

It was... melty.

I spend less time these days thinking about suicide and more time thinking about homicide. I think this is progress.

Turkey nuts. Yeah, you read that right.

Go to bed Homu, I say this every night

Which one is this
There are too many of you

Hiya Akiko, how's your day been?

Finals are ezpz, just go ace everything

I'm with you on that.

Join me, brother, in my morbid ideation.

I honestly am happy about that but it also completely blows so I'm not entirely happy about that.

Can I borrow it when you're done?

I've eaten nearly everything that grows on this earth, but the weirdest thing I've eaten was probably either a live superworm or a scorpion in sugar

>checked
Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!

I guess we're sisters now.


Moo

How the fuck is it going today, hand-kun.
Putting those hands to good use?
>Daily masturbation is healthy

About to get drunk myself
For the 8th day in a row

Idk how long I'm going to be on so I'll give the reminder now.


Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.

No one gives better patsthan hand-kun.

Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one

Daily masturbation is healthy

Praise the sun

I had alligator when i was in Florida. Tastes like chicken.

I fell asleep, but I'm back!

Ass.


Starting to get use to it now... And enjoying it

That's not up to me
sorry....

Hello there, it has been some time. How are you and the future wifey?

Woah, Marie, how'd that trip go? I didn't get a chance to talk to you when you got back.

Confirmed for tasting like chicken.

For you $50 an hour

the one from yesterday

Then give me your job.

So... dick pic mousepads?

>flaming Chinese ice cream.

Never heard of this.

Highschool or uni/college?

Rory claimed. Still gross but a qt

You really underestimate how many of you there are.

AAHHH YIIIISSSS

naaah mostly grass, i was never a glue eater
>although some of the glue sticks smelled like tortilla chips....

Melty?

I'm sorry to hear that.

Fuck it, I'm having some drinks tonight

whoops

claiming

>enjoying it
>

alright

i wouldnt consider that progress
suicide wont get you potentially put in jail ;^)

Need a relief bb?

I don't quit life thay easily

I forgotten about it and then name
>sorry

Don't know the nickname of that user. Sorry

Got nothing agaisnt it. You want someone to care for you while treating like a subordinate?

Easier than done

Shit nigger you're back

Welcome