Best weed related stories? +general weed thread

Best weed related stories? +general weed thread

My friend took 30 hits from a foot long bong and threw up everywhere

So we live in this hillbilly town. Back when I was younger, we used to give all our cash to this mutual "friend" (nobody really liked him) named Nick. Nick would text guy, go to the nieghboring town and buy the weed. We'd all get baked that night.

Anyway, he got pulled over on the way back once because he was smoking a blunt in his car and they took all the weed. I was one of the only people that gave him money (It was like $40).

Everyone was pissed.
I was like, "Nah it's cool you got bigger problems."

All my friends wouldn't stand for that shit. "DAVE WANTS HIS FUCKING MONEY! GIVE US THE FUCKING MONEY!"

Anyway, they took his $1,000 illadelph bong and smashed it through the back of his car window.

Nick and I smoke weed out of a pipe the next week - neither of us are pissed.

I still feel good though that I have friends like that.

I was smoking a lot and playing minecraft in creative mode, constantly flying for a few weeks. Then i had a very realistic dream where i was flying in my own city that was fantastic. Probably a mix of minecraft and google maps etc

At a friend's birthday party. We all left to get high real quick. We came back, ate shit ton of watermelon and threw the rest into the neighbors yard. Friend goes to take dump in the corner of the neighbors yard. Friend gets yelled at the next day and has to clean it up but when he gets over there it's all already gone, poop abs everything

Not going to say he didn't deserve it, but the illadelph didn't deserve it :'(

Best bud I ever smoked

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Yeah it was a nice bong.

I used to spend a lot of my time getting high by myself. I have some stories with other people, but mainly it's nostalgic memories of being outside alone on hot summer nights in rural Pennsylvania doing something on my own.

Was finished playing vidya and tried to plug in my charger into my PS4 controller multiple times and it wouldn't fit. Unplugged charger and took it and the controller with me and walked to GameStop. Asked if something was up with my controller or charger. Immediately when I saw her plug it in.
>I tried to plug it into the wrong port.

I feel ya. Is it easier to smoke where ever you want out in rural Pennsylvania? I live right outside of Philly so it's always super sketchy to go outside and smoke

Hahaha I wanna say this could happen to anyone, but I don't know

That's always my best story. Just the fact that I walked all the way to some GameStop and the girl was looking at me like I was stupid. The whole walk I was bummed out because I thought I'd have to get a new charger or a new controller (only had one at the time). Walk back I was laughing hysterically in my head.

I tried weed for the first time last Saturday and I didn't like it too much. It wasn't bad but it didn't seem worth it. Before that, I've taken oxy, dxm, and ice. Did I spoil pot for myself by taking other stuff first?

I've lived in cities and the rural areas. The rural areas are easy. You could smoke weed right in your backyard, driving around, or even out in the woods. There's a lot of benefits to nobody being around.


I also found $400 of psychedelic mushrooms growing out of the ground.

One time my dudes and I were playing game cube and I got up to change the game we were playing for super smash bros, but when I did I guess I got confused because both the disks were red and I put the same game back in. It took us another hour of playing to notice the game wasn't even changed

One time my mates and I were all smoking weed and sitting in a circle. One of my homeboys stood up and just whipped his pants off - exposing his greasy cock and balls.

We were all like WTF JORDAN

Apparently he thought he had shorts on so he was trying to be dramatic and funny but ended up just whipping his dick out.

Yeah. The reason why people say weed is a gateway drug is because of how weak it is. You are used to the strong shit so weed probably won't get you to a high you're used to

Sounds like a failed attempt at coming out of the closet so he tried to play it off

Not really.

Weed just doesn't really get you that high the first time you smoke it unless you smoke a ton of it.

Nah there was an equal ratio of dudes and chicks there.

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I always hear about people going to Lancaster and picking shrooms out of cow shit because they just get thrown away. I didn't realize the shrooms were actually good though

That's Dung Loving Psilocibe. It grows out of cow shit, is weak, and tastes like shit. It's also not sanitary.


I found Ovoids.

I smoked 2 grams when I tried it. I definitely got high, inhaling correctly and everything but it just didn't seem like much of a high. Like I said, I didn't dislike it and I'm gonna try again but it jusr felt alright when I expected amazing

How do you take pictures like this?
Special lens for a DSLR?

Also I don't have any good stories because
being high or drunk is basically just my life. :(

Oh. I've only had shrooms twice so I'm far from an expert on them

Trust me. The next time you smoke it you're going to get way more high.

I used to study them in in college / took them.

They're pretty cool but you can't take a lot or it'll fuck your brain up.

I smoke weed such a good story the end thanks

It's a macro lens you can put right over your phone camera. I got it off Amazon and it can with wide angle and fish eye lenses too. Pretty dope

What should I do while I'm on weed? Doing to do it for the first time tomorrow

Awesome thanks OP!

If my post ends in 0-4 I get high.
If it ends in 5-9 I go to bed.

How much do you consider alot? the most I've taken is 2.33 grams but I thinking of taking 5 grams the next time I can

What I mean by a lot is if you take them frequently.


Like, doing shrooms every week / month is stupid. It's something you should only do a few times in your life.

>Get high
>Watching "Are You Afraid Of the Dark" Season 2 online
>Next day notice strange credit card charge
>Cancel credit card and all accounts linked to it
>Wait a week for new credit card
>MFW I realize strange credit card charge was "Are You Afraid Of the Dark" Season 2

A few weeks ago my buddy and I smoked before going into Chipotle
>4 bowls of headband
>listened to Don't Stop Me Now
>walk up, already feelin it
>long ass line, talking to buddy for something to focus on
>get to the counter, forget where i am
>oh right
>"can i have some burrito"
>'sure what would you like on it'
>"steak"
>fucking 15 minute wait on steak, standing by the register waiting to pay
>tunnel vision out of nowhere
>heart rate increases
>i need to get the fuck out of here
>lost in my own thoughts, can't see shit, heart is pounding
>this is what death feels like
>hours pass it seems
>suddenly snap back to reality
>i'm clutching the counter like it's a gucci purse in the hood
>cashier is staring at me
>i wasn't responding so my buddy told them what to put on it
>gave the cashier a 20 and walked away
>haven't smoked headband since

I was a good christian boy my whole life. Then I joined the army and became an atheist.

The day I got out, I smoked weed everyday for like two and a half years.

It was awesome, but that's what started happening to me. I'd get heart palpitations.

I tried everybody's remedies:

>smoke alone
>smoke with people you like
>it's all in your head / weak minded
>be more relaxed
>be distracted
>don't get as high
>smoke mids

No matter what, I'd just get heart palpitations and get super scared.

So i had to quit.

It's been kind of a mixed blessing though because, as much as I like this thread, most people who smoke weed everyday in their mid 20s are a bunch of fucking losers.

I smoke weed everyday, everyday im happy as fuck at one point or another, even if its only 10 mins of pure bliss, wonderment, carefree, it helps.

Running out of weed pics that are small enough to post

No shit, I'm going into the army on the 24th. 3 year contract, probably gonna do the same when I get out.

>Christian
>Army

wat u up 2 now >bud

The army fucking sucks dick.

Also *surprise* there's no such thing as a 3 year contract. All contracts are a mandatory 8 years.

Whatever get you through the day, man. Took 100mg of Adderall XR every day for about 10 years. Started smoking when I was 16 after I got off it to fend off the anorexia and depression.

Anyone else have any good pics of their bud?

I don't see the purpose of your greentext. Anyway, that was years ago.

Now I'm a college graduate who is going to be a computer programmer.

Oh, I know. The 8 year obligation, they call it. I really don't think they're gonna be needing many 74Ds if North Korea attacks though.

What is being on adderall like?

You'd be surprise how many people get stop-lossed.

Also, the army is awful. Have fun though.

4 More weeks to go!

Gotta copy paste this shit; told it on religious forums lel.

OMFG have I got a story! Yesterday ingesting the sacrament of Saivism on front porch around 5am cause I no longer give a single ****. Parents are squares and my mom sees me and lookin at me with horror and disgust lol, you know how women look at us lmao. So I take off running epic lulz. Normally only wear Ralph Lauren shirts to look a little yuppie to fit in and not scare people; not this time ;). So I go around the side of a house to sit there for 2 hours to meditate and listen to music. Should of left at 2 hours, it was literally like 2 minutes longer than that and like a sign a women drives up and is like what are you doing? She says "Its a weird right?" I say maybe and smile with pure joy and she has a look of absolute terror on her face roflmao Im dieing here lol. Im 100% sure she called the cops lulz. Like 5 minutes go by and Im like **** it time to go home. I start to walk home and she parked several houses down obviously waiting on the cops. So I make it obvious about how many ****s I give and start walking down the middle of the street towards her with my arms out just representing my joy.

Part 2 next

Give it a few years you'll be bored again

For someone with severe ADHD it's like you're autistic. Conversations hold very little interest. You get into these niches of interest for about a week at a time and that's all you'll do for that whole week. It's a major appetite surpressant. Apparantly 100mg is waaay too much and to this day I'm still a skeleton.

Me and a friend were parked in his car in an apartment parking lot. We were half way through a blunt and two cops pulled up to next to us. We thought we were busted. Nope. There was a fight just down the way between two buildings that the cops came to diffuse. We stopped smoking in his car after that

What are you talking about "bored again?"

My life has been many things - but boring was never one of them.

Let me describe me and how I was dressed so you can get the mental picture. Im obsessed with studying Jiu Jitsu the martial art of the samurai and plan on being a professional underground street fighter. My idol who I look and act like is Charles Salvador, prison name Charles Bronson, he is Britains most violent prisoner; they made the most legendary movie about him called Bronson played by Tom Hardy. I have 10 convictions on my record and never even been offered probation. Every time I come across cops they try to arrest me. I guess its cause the first time I did time was for hitting a cop lol. Ill never forget how hard I laughed when they beat me while I was in hand cuffs lmao. Literally the hardest Ive ever laughed :) lol. Face all scarred up first time in and got the prison name Elvis. lol they don't even let me go in gen pop general population they put me with the crazies lol. Lost count of how many times Ive been locked up lol. How many fights you think I been in in prison? 0 even the Kimbo Slice Mike Tyson types don't fight me. Just tryin to paint a picture lol :). So here I am walking down the street wearing JNCO's that haven't been in style in 20 years. Necklace with OM symbol made of bone. 108 prayer beads around left wrist made of bone carved into skulls. A shirt with the biggest writing you ever seen on a shirt that says DEATH WISH. She gets all scared and drives off around the corner. I follow and walk around corner and wave at her alpha as **** while smiling with pure joy and she gets all scared and drives off again lol.

Oh yeh man i dont have mental health issues, no anxiety...just like feeling europhia everyday and why not

Definitely true.

Can't wait.

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Checked. Lucky you, I'm sure some will arise when you stop smoking.

You're not making any fucking sense dude.

G'night fags.

this one time i was posting in this thread about to hit this piece, and that time is right now.

Chill man, not everyones as fucked as you, I've been smoking everyday for 10 years, stopped here and there, no trouble, I'm not planning on stopping

>He still hasn't got it

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Yo let's get back to stories.