Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: your waifu is as okay as my waifu

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

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Obligatory claim.

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Hello again ruri

Naps are great ideas. The fuck are you on about?

Akiko claimed

looks like 4chin fucked up again

Okay so I've been thinking for a while and here's a list of things I've eaten that aren't vanilla
>crocodile
>reef sharks
>urchin
>superworm
>scorpion
>kangaroo
>zebra
>snails
>grasshopper
>stingray
I'm forgetting a bunch

I'm a switch/primal myself but I cannot stand cucks at all. I know my dad is one and I look at him with contempt and confusion. i don't think it should be associated with femdom. It's more about the man than the woman I think

>off by one
Okay, here I go

Satisfying trio.

Miho claimed

>Shizuru get!
>Tired of lurking edition

claim i hope cow grill gets here soon i like the pic with teh baby cow

It was a joke about McMurray being on fire

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madomado

Megumin claimed
>Drinking edition

I'm still here...

Aizawa Nagisa claim

my All Might/fist build in DS3 is proving quite the challenge at later stages.

Oh. The bbq went great. Doesn't get better than 2.2k houses and 5 human beings mmmm m! Tastes like Mugis cooking

How's everyone's night going?

>Best idol claimed

Tsuyu claimed.

Hello again, Yuuko.
Hope your night has been relaxing.

Noticed.
>And checked.

Vel'koz claimed

I'd think less hugbox is good. I'm not into RP at all and I find it incredibly cringey. But I'm pretty sure that can't be the only thing that's pissing them off. Then again, I don't expect you to know what's going on inside their heads either

That fucking pussy bitch doesn't even have lush purple eyes like me that can fire lazors

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nano

i was worried glad you are

>Mugi
yo nigga

reminder ~~
see you're waifu every day or take it with you !

Claiming
How are you waifus

Hello.

Why would you be worried?

Go on.

venom's

>it

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Fine fine. How're you?

>checked and noticed
Hey there Ellen, back for more I see

>CHECKED
>H
>E
>C
>K
>E
>D

the full band version of Fude Pen ~Ball Pen~ doesnt have shit on the YuiAzu version lmao

NICE QUINTS

just like seeing regulars :)

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Nice quints

>checked
This is interesting

Best claim. Tbh

>hello again Ruri. I'm going to specificallycall out to you so you will actually answer me. WHY DOES NO OME TALK TO BUG EYES!?!??! :'(

Hey moo. I have a question for you.
Would you milk me?

>keyano

Laughed because that's a college in Fort McMurray. Lol its probably in cinders now

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Never heard of superworm til now

Tired? What's up mang?

Game doesn't have army battle?

Hi

Did a 100 question A&P. Every high else should be easy right?

The bot

Good mang. You?

Checked

>checked
Spider girls are icky
Drinkin about to play csgo

Go on. Yes go on ALL OVER ME

FUCKIN CHECKED

QOTT: Who would you consider regulars to these threads??

You gave me a spark of inspiration

Looks like my when my asshole is itchy but I'm talking to my boss. Except with my ass cheeks and not massive anime tiddies

Thanks

No.

I beg to differ, your waifu is far superior.

But I've only been here a day or two...

I guess.

Hello.

not when they are dominatrix spidey girls

Thread Oldfag reporting in

Claimed. Grant Macdonald is my hero.

youtube.com/watch?v=CnaygBUOJJo

CHECKED

me

Don't worry flower, plenty of people talk to me.
Being popular is more of a curse. Many anons carried that burden and left.

Glad you didn't burn down superior claim. *wink*

Mm? Nah just got tired of playing overwatch so now i'm poking around here.
That's not a smug picture. Who are you and what have you done with the real Shinoa?
Sounds like a pretty good time.

Solid claim.

It's mostly politics, you declare wars and raise armies, but you don't get to lead a battle

My waifu is a shit pick lol. I only picked her because I think she's adorable. And the stuff I say just really isn't cute. At all. I thought it'd be funny.

Regardless. The best claim is here
What's up superior Maka?

yuuko

repeating digits
what do you want us to go on about?

hey there, hows your day going?

But why
Too many legs and eyes
And dat thickness
Good
I could use a drinking game though
Somebody should join me

liar!

Glad you're still here

you now

Curie claimed

I have decided to go to the doctor to see what is wrong with me. Nothing is working and I don't know how to fix it and its making my depression much worse. I don't know what else to do.

literally having a terrible fucking week. I hate my life

If you could survive that then it definitely should be.

Thanks cowboy.

where's Hand when you need him

Yeah? What's up you fucking walrus?

Kek

I would eat your waifu out SO HARD

Eh, it's just subjective I guess. Thanks though.

You're welcome Ram Rancher.

borderline lewd

Why to... what exactly?

A consistent patron who is recognized by nearly everyone else.

They taste like hazelnuts but their shields get between your teeth

>checked
Well I don't know all the oldfags but the people I see most regualrly are:
Megumin, Shinoa, Homura, Kyouko, Yuuko, Yui, Mugi, Tenryuu,Syndra, Tatsumaki, Karen, Galko, Milkanon, Bunny-user and Shizuru
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them by name right now

lmao you wot?

Totally gonna sleep now. Promise. I just smelled a get and had to stay. Runner's instinct

Night!
>Eat healthy and exercise

I like you

Lol. I think Superior Maka killed your waifus husband

I haven't killed myself yet.

Don't worry, I'll make a final announcement before I do.

I'm sure Grant would eat you out too, right in the barn. So what's your lovely waifu's name?

Isn't this our second quints of the day?
That depends on the use of the word.

Well....that's one way to enter thread.
Hello.

farewell

at least wait for april 20th

Mugi looked like she was pretending to be a walrus with those chopsticks.

Have you never done that? I still do

What are your symptoms, big boy?

Anyone before last month tbh

Too cute!

What up with you?

I am the cute shinoa!

And trade stuff too I see. Like total war but total war leads armies to battle. Nothing like a good army leading witg legionnairies to attack a city with walls, mang

Good. Took a 100 question final. Everything else should be easy

Every lewd take a shot of whatever you have

About the masturebation thing?

HA! Psychology here I come!
>crying irl ;_;

Mmmm crunchy and full of protiens!

That's almost a year away.
I won't make any promises.

Notice me Senpai

Now kiss

No idea.

Thanks

claimed

B-but i love you~
Don't die.

hay guise
I want nothing more than to fall asleep again, just for like two hours. Gotta power through, though. Even though I still probably will crash.

>right in the barn

OHHH FUCK YES DADDY. MMHM YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW BIG MY KINK IS FOR FARMERS!

and her name is Marie Rose. She's from the Dead or Alive games
I never tried them. Just thoughtshe was cute and wanted to use her for these threads

But total war isn't as good with politics~
>Megumin

ok ill leave

about a week ago i started to be unable to feel sexual pleasure for no reason.

yes

I am having a bad week. I cant even fake being happy around my family. I have no motivation. I dont know what to do.

Hello oldfag, how do you feel about the way the thread has gone?

I don't recognize anyone except for Mugi, Yuuko, Shinoa and Akiko because they just appear to be always fucking here whenever I lurk

People don't tend to stick around long?

nah shes just being cute :)

i dont remember the last time i had a popsicle or something with one of those sticks

Jesus christ that's horrifying

It's shit.

Hey Frog legs
I could go for a snack

Why would scratch your itchy asshole on your boss
I want to get drunk not die of alchol poisoning
No you notice me
Senpai
Howdy nigger

Who all plays cou ter strike global offensive

Uncanny Valley level is at about a thousand right now, jesus fuck