Can Sup Forums honest rate my 33 yo wife?

can Sup Forums honest rate my 33 yo wife?

don't have pussy or butthole pics.

the more comment, the more i show

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I love cottage cheese

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good lord.
i feel so disappointed in humanity.
you must have so low standards

0/10000000000000000000000000

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Jesus christ op

not bad for 33 I suppose

Cottage cheese ass/10

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You clearly have zero self esteem and no respect for yourself.

If you can't bring yourself to leave this hot mess, may you have the fortune to have this whale die of a clogged artery asafp.

I wouldn't touch it with my 3 inch pole

Ew

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I would fuck her, but my friends could never know

eeeewwwwwwwwww/10

Facial? Creampie?

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Damn OP! I'm depressed for you

I wouldn't touch that mongrel if you paid me.

Good God, OP. Why did you marry a narwhal?

Show pussy & butthole

that ass looks like its got hail damage

Does she take cock in her ass? +5 if she does...

Do you still like it?

i'd hunt you down and stabbed you with a knife in the eye, but i have been up for 4 days and you are worthless 2/10 for my reply

I've done worse. I'd say somewhere between 3 and 5 depending on face and personality.

Can someone sauce me on that .gif
Been seeing it a lot lately

33???? That's some serious hail damage!

2/10, I like trashier, slightly uglier chicks, and I would not hit that if it were attacking me.

I'm 33 and if I looked anything like that I'd fucking kill myself.

Don't listen to these faggots, op.
6/10
Would let sit on my face and hold hands in public.
I like fat girls, though.
8/10 if her pussy smells/tastes musky.

her arse is in a constant state of wobble, mate, you smacked her one too many times.

shit's fucking bad op

We're judging her on an objective scale of feminine beauty. You're judging her on an arbitrary scale of "I have no fucking standards".

I'm in

Would smash

MOAR/10

im 35. he ass is revolting.

i can't fathom waking up to that every day. wtf are u thinking. i fucked 40 year olds that look WAY better than that.

Was she always a cellulite riddled blob OP? Or is this new?

put that whale on the treadmill before i have to harpoon it for the japanese

don't samefag your own post. you aren't fooling anybody.

it's called america and it is a disgusting place.

>not even OP

HOT AF

OP, why are you doing this to yourself?