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I am god

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Why have you forsaken me?

How much?

Haven't god actually does not care about you

Tho that wont stop him making your life better

do you still love me even though i'm a lesbian? or am i going to hell?

so how will the aliens get home after you smoke their spaceship?

About $50

Why?

Hell is not real

Why do you hate this user so much?

Bus

Interstellar bus?

Who the fuck knows

but the bus fare will be enormous.

I had nothing to do with him or practically anyone on earth

are you happy now?
he did it just for the lulz

Fucking hell, idk the going rate for weed!

Tits or gtfo

"Whither is God?"

indeed

but, you're god.

Shame he will just be dead

No virgins for you

>practically anyone on earth
>implying you did have something to do with some people on Earth
So a quick list of those you have significantly impacted on my planet?

Not mine Im a dude

adverb
1.
to what place or state.
"whither are we bound?"
adverb
1.
to which (with reference to a place).
"the barbecue had been set up by the lake, whither Matthew and Sara were conducted"

you better give them their bus fare. You the type of nigga to return a borrowed car with an empty gas tank aren't you?

hilarious and original
im not showing you my tits fam
they're for my gf only

"Whither is God?"

Gods an autistic pervert who created a sim universe

no your not ;)
don't lie

"Only in the minds of men."

Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon?

Will I marry her?

Faggot

A tv show in another univerce
3 alien bitches that hate me
A group of sex bots that I brainwashed
Allot of people got addicted to something I created
I failed to protect miley cyrus

This universe

I punched a guy in the face
Im now on Sup Forums

Yes my child, look your dubs, it is a blessing.

ok then how about "wither is god?"

God cant drive.....and is White

Dont know why I would lie about that

Then again if you know me I probably would

"wither" without a "to" prefacing it doesn't make sense and even if you did, that still wouldn't help

I can't understand your post, or it's nonsense...

Thy will be done.

Let us praise his word. For only he has the answers we seek!

thats what makes it even worse

Is that about pollution
man

How?

How could we drink up the sea?

Is that a question

no

mabie

.....

um

Meh

Sorry I can't give a straight answer

>A tv show in another univerce
you have terrible spelling for a god
>3 alien bitches that hate me
how would they be alien? what frame of reference do you have for alien? wouldn't we be aliens to you?
>A group of sex bots that I brainwashed
that is a really shitty sex robot if you have to brainwash it. Why would they just be programmed to do whatever you said? plus how did you even "brainwash" them, did you like change their coding or what?
>Allot of people got addicted to something I created
well if you are god and created everything then isn't everyone addicted to something you created? you know I heard it starts with mother's milk.
>I failed to protect miley cyrus
omnipotent, failed. how?
>This universe
>I punched a guy in the face
why?
>Im now on Sup Forums
So this is significant impact on me from a god? always wondered what that would feel like...

I would really love you to answer this, not trolling. I hope you are god.

To salty

I'm writing a book, would you guys like to review the first page and a half?

What is "The Ultimate Question to Life, The Universe and Everything."

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Why do hound dogs got floppy ears?

What were we doing when we unchained this earth from its sun? Whither is it moving now? Whither are we moving? Away from all suns? Are we not plunging continually? Backward, sideward, forward, in all directions? Is there still any up or down? Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Has it not become colder? Is not night continually closing in on us? Do we not need to light lanterns in the morning? Do we hear nothing as yet of the noise of the gravediggers who are burying you?

>you have terrible spelling for a god
Dislexic

how would they be alien? what frame of reference do you have for alien? wouldn't we be aliens to you?
Human created a sim universe plays a human that is the reference I have

that is a really shitty sex robot if you have to brainwash it. Why would they just be programmed to do whatever you said? plus how did you even "brainwash" them, did you like change their coding or what?
They are human to the name sexbot just stuck

well if you are god and created everything then isn't everyone addicted to something you created? you know I heard it starts with mother's milk.
Big bang in a box a slit second later its 1995
It forms randomly the same way every time whats inside it is vast nothingness and alot of shit to get adicted to

omnipotent, failed. how?
Not omnitiont even by my oun standards as a human I am failing
>This universe
>I punched a guy in the face
why?
Stoped me from living wher I was
>Im now on Sup Forums
So this is significant impact on me from a god? always wondered what that would feel like...
Disappointing
The last universe I was in was a rape sim think how shit they must feel and trust me they know

I would really love you to answer this, not trolling. I hope you are god.

42

there is no point you live you die
most cases anyway

sorry for the bother

God are you there ?

>42
that's the ANSWER but what is the QUESTION?

human intervention turning wolves into chihuahuas in 100 years by selective breeding

Yeh Hi

Question is what is the answer

God has spoken

>Part 1
June 7th, the year, questionable…

My name is Thomas Jesmond, and I am a Time Traveler, well not exactly, but you will understand later. You see, a pal and I have been jumping through many hoops to achieve this. Time isn’t exactly linear, it doesn’t follow a direct path. We are Travelers of Time, and this is our story.
June 7th, - Only Time will tell.

“Are you sure this will work?” Thomas asks, entering the cafe.
“No, not really, but we have to take a chance”, replied Jason. A cute waitress walks up, holding a cup of coffee. “What would you boys like this evening?” The waitress inquires.
“Coffee, black, two sugars.” Thomas said, not looking up.
“What about you?” She asks, looking at Jason.
“The same, but no sugar,” Jason informed.
“Coming right up!” She says, apparently excited for something this simplistic.
“Ergh, what do you think about this?” Thomas asks, holding a complicated blueprint.
“Hand it over so i can check it out,” Jason said.

>Dislexic
Dyslexic*
>Human created a sim universe plays a human that is the reference I have
So you are a human from Earth that created a simulation that I live in?
>They are human to the name sexbot just stuck
So they are more like slaves?
>Big bang in a box a slit second later its 1995
so this universe began 2 decades ago?
>It forms randomly the same way every time whats inside it is vast nothingness and alot of shit to get adicted to
makes sense to me
>Not omnitiont even by my oun standards as a human I am failing
what are your biggest regrets?
>Stoped me from living wher I was
Sorry to hear. Where were you living and where are you now? You don't have any better recourse than physical violence? Did you hurt the guy?
>Disappointing
meh
>The last universe I was in was a rape sim think how shit they must feel and trust me they know
Damn, What's some other crazy sims? Did you create them all?

“Looks sexy.” Jason says, holding his cock, jerking off at this point, he cums in the coffee.
“Ah perfect, I needed some cream in my coffee!” Thomas says, sipping his coffee.
“Delicious, I really needed this, thank you.” Thomas kisses Jason full on the lips.
Grabbing Jason’s thickening cock, Thomas wraps the blueprint around his own throbbing member.
“Damn Jason, this sure is an interesting blueprint!” His mouth 6 inches down on Jason's dick.
“Ahh baby, that’s the stuff, faster!” Thomas goes faster, making Jason scream.
“9/11 was a lie told by bush!” Jason yells at the top of his lungs.
“Fuck! The holocaust never happened!” Jason screams in pleasure.
“Fuck! I wish the KKK was here! Right now!” Jason cums deep in Thomas’s throat.
“Jesus Christ I want to bite your dick off!” Thomas cums on the blueprint.

“AH dude! What the fuck?! You came on the blueprints!” Jason yells, his face livid.
“Psh, whatever, it’s not like you cared, you just want me because of my dick.” Thomas says, enraged by the lack of cum on the blueprints.
“I’m here bitches!” Adolf Hitler exclaims, playing with his winking butthole.
“You know you want this 3rd reich.” Adolf winks at Jason. “Yeah, but wait a bit, mein fuhrer.” Jason says, excited.
Thomas inserts an entire Nazi 3D printed swastika into his anus. “Adolf, did you bring my robes?” He says, questioning the fuhrer. “Well, duh! Of course I brought them!” Adolf says, noticeably angry. “Thank you.” Thomas says, putting on his new KKK uniform. “So, I heard that there’s this new form of super jew.” Thomas exclaims, his dick getting hard already.
“Really now?” Hitler asks, intrigued. “Yeah, they’re making Nigger-Jews, the most powerful of all Jews.” Jason said, a look of disgust on his face.

“I need someone to urinate inside my neo-Nazi butthole.” Thomas says, removing the Swastika from his asshole. “I volunteer!” Jason yells, permanently removing his JNCO jeans.
“Oh baby, that’s what I’m talking about.” Thomas says, his butthole bleeding.
Jason inserts his entire throbbing cock into Thomas’s bunghole, no lube.
“I’m gonna piss now!” Jason yells, emptying his bladder into Thomas’s butthole.
“Ugh! That feels so good!” Thomas screams, full of euphoria, Thomas shits on Hitler's chest.
“I hope you stale motherfuckers didn’t forget your dark lord satan!” Lucifer says, his big red Phallus 20” long, and 7 inches in girth. “Bite the motherfucking pillow.” Satan points at Jason.
“I’m going in, no lube!” The dark lord says. Jason bites the pillow, blood gets pumped out of his urethra at amazing speed. “AHH SATAN YESS!!” Jason screams at the top of his lungs.

“Hey! I want some!” Thomas says, his dick throbbing. “IS THERE A PROBLEM FRIEND?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?” Satan exclaims, in his most demonic, yet sexy voice.
“Don’t worry buddy, I got ya.” Adolf looks at Thomas, already pumping his firm anus full of semen.
Justin bieber enters the torture chamber. “Hey guys, I was ordered to be your guys’ fuckboi, right?” Justin shifts his eyes to Satan’s Monstrous, Meaty cock.

Stupid as hell

“Yes.” Everyone exclaims, in unison. “Good, I’ll just let you guys fuck me then.” Justin says, mildly autistically. “YOU CAN START WITH YOUR DARK LORD!” Satan yells.
“Okay, give it to me, Satan.” Justin Bieber says, scared.
Our dark lord, Satan shoves his 20 inch, meaty, monstrous, space cock into Justin's throat, doubling in size. Justin coughs, Satan’s cock emerges in Justin’s ribcage. “OH SATAN YOU TASTE SO GOOD, I’M A VESSEL FOR SATAN!” Justin somehow says. Immediately, Satan cums inside Justin’s chest, killing Justin, on the spot.

“Good.” Everyone says in unison. “It’s all fun and games, till you get deep throated by a four inch ice rod.” Hitler says to Justin Bieber's dead body. THEN A MOTHERFUCKING PONY APPEARS AND SHITS ON EVERYBODY.

False God

let my people go

Should I hit this bowl?

in 9 minutes you should

How do I kill you?
Or How would you die?

god its me Joseph...
why did you fuck my bitch?!

>Human created a sim universe plays a human that is the reference I have
So you are a human from Earth that created a simulation that I live in?
Yes a sim univerce
>They are human to the name sexbot just stuck
So they are more like slaves?
They dont have to do mutch they arent tied down or anything the doors open
They live in my subconscious

>Big bang in a box a slit second later its 1995
so this universe began 2 decades ago?
The inire life span of this univerce from the position in another sim univerce is abou 10 to 30 min
And no it stated at big bang

>It forms randomly the same way every time whats inside it is vast nothingness and alot of shit to get adicted to
makes sense to me
>Not omnitiont even by my oun standards as a human I am failing
what are your biggest regrets?
Losing everything I thort I cared about
My mind my dignity and my godly and worldly powers

>Stoped me from living wher I was
Sorry to hear. Where were you living and where are you now? You don't have any better recourse than physical violence? Did you hurt the guy?
4 bedroomed house in nice part of town
tiny shit hole apartment in a shithole pat of town
tiny cut over his eye

>Disappointing
meh
>The last universe I was in was a rape sim think how shit they must feel and trust me they know
Damn, What's some other crazy sims? Did you create them all?
no atleast I dont think so
a copy of this universe exists in this universe
mabie even more

this universe and others like it have become a commodity to be bought and sold

I have been put of the Idea of anarchy servers after this experience

Why did you create niggers?

Time travelling spunk asked an alien bitch I was fucking to give her a messing in a dream

Nice trips bro

If you live in england
that can be arranged you may end the universe tho

So far drugs have not done the trick but im shore we can negotiate

So they could evolve into white people

Find another
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ok your free
683573575
the answer is always yes

Find another
ok your free
the answer is always yes

Thank you, Oh Great One.

get me out please

Do you remember a life before this?

Other option is suicide

>Losing everything I thort I cared about
>My mind my dignity and my godly and worldly powers
how'd that happen?

>tiny shit hole apartment in a shithole pat of town
why don't you just go to another sim?

>this universe and others like it have become a commodity to be bought and sold
why is there a finite amount of these universes? what is limiting the commodity?

different time zone but I was telling you to smoke at 4:20 est

Yeah it's 1:34 am here in California. But It's 4:20 somewhere.

what is my full name?

yes i do, my uncle with same name as mine killed himself before i came to live.

>Losing everything I thort I cared about
>My mind my dignity and my godly and worldly powers
how'd that happen?
making myself stupid and continuing to leave my mind in the wreck it is
The aforementioned tv show I did not come across well for at least 1 season (Life time)

>tiny shit hole apartment in a shithole pat of town
why don't you just go to another sim?
I would have to die
In some sims the pull you out if you get arrested

begs the question what gta univerce is out there how long do you rampage on gta before dieing or getting cought
short time for a sim to last
probably helps you can play as other people

>this universe and others like it have become a commodity to be bought and sold

why is there a finite amount of these universes? what is limiting the commodity?
Secret

Anything els any reason you would be in this simulation

Did you join a cult

Is your name George?

Do you remember being some one els

...

I dont know

it starts with m

not George, i remember myself on others situations, others laws with diferent things.

OK I'm done with this shit. OP you are seriously the worst retard I have ever seen pretend to be god on Sup Forums. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad. Kill yourself and start a new sim already.

A few days
Glad I have Sup Forums's permition