This is why we can't have nice things

This is why we can't have nice things.

Glasses?

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No, Jews

those arent glasses.
they are lense flare filters

fuck kikes

his nose looks like a cock. its probably because hes a dick

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at least we have westworld to look forward to

i cant even imagine what else he wants to fuck up

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>Alien 6
>(somehow) starring sigourney weaver
>"directed" by j.j. abrams

suddenly alien: resurrection would look good

Sup Forums

I think we all need to see lens flare on the Xenomorphs tho......

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Only if the Xenos can have an interracial or gay lover! That, and the aliens are always the same color!!!
>#change aliens color
>#accept Xenos

#xenolivesmatter

and it will have to have colonial marines.... err, space special forces.

actually just rewrite the plot and replace ripley with a gay black guy and we should be good

Only one solution here tbh fam

When just Abrams reworks the alien series, he will. You'll see. Embrace your masters.

his cloverfield was dope. not at all what i was expecting, but it delivered. just wish we got to see more aliens

he only produced it

literally the only thing jj is good as is receiving all the credit and none of the criticism

Cloverfield was good but I think the handheld filming put a lot of people off.

yep
the colonial marines// i mean space special forces will basically be a cheerleading squad that are more badass than the original for no reason other than having vaginas.

not Cloverfield. he made 10 cloverfield lane. its basically a sequel after the monster has destroyed the major cities. actually its more of a suspense/horror film than a scifi

it did me. that shit is distracting
lense flares are distracting
stupid filmschool snap-zooms are distracting

basically the abrams style revolves around being as distracting as possible while calling it artistic and pretending to be a genius

that was also only produced by him
>still getting credit for shit he didnt do

Haven't seen it yet but I plan to.

Lost season 1 and Fringe WERE both genius. with Fringe he basically took the concept of Xfiles and made it 1000x cooler and better

it was good. dont go into it expecting a cloverfield movie though. its more about a psycho/suspense/horror type situation. john goodman playing a fucking lunatic that traps a girl in a bomb shelter with him

I saw some of Fringe and it wasn't bad. Need to watch it all sometime actually. Lost was excellent I thought even though they seemed to drop the ball wit some stuff.

he had co-creator with each series you mentioned yet gets nearly full credit for it all. i bet his actual contribution to each was rather minimal

Yeah I saw the trailer and I did hear it wasn't much like Cloverfield. I like the psych horror though.

I liked Fringe as well. I even thought the ending was pretty satisfying.

Yeah for some reason his name gets dropped and people automatically assume he had more involvement than he did.

That last season of Fringe pissed me off.

1st 2 seasons of fringe really pushed the boundaries as far as horror on television goes. they did some pretty awesome shit. after that it became more of a scifi show, and they did that pretty damn good too imo. the last season was good even though it was super rushed by fox because they just wanted the show off the air at that point. it was only 8 eps, but a satisfying conclusion to the overall story arc. i highly doubt well ever see that level of quality in a scifi show ever again

it's NOT a sequel.. but still sci fi /alien shit

and yet any criticism of his movies generally gets dumped on the studio
>star trek into darkness sucked! fuck you paramount!!
>star wars TFA sucks! fuck you disney!

dude, the opening scene is the ending of the first Cloverfield. You even hear the loud THUD when he falls into the ocean. the movie is supposed to be the 2nd wave after Cloverfield has wiped out all the major cities

jj said is wasnt a sequel, so its not apparently. it kind of sounds like one of his classic cop-outs once he realizes the fans werent too happy on opening weekend

He definitely has a unique "style" but I don't see him changing it really. The studios will have to deal with the fallout I guess.

ive seen youtubers with better "style"
but apparently his wife got on his case about his lens flare fetish which could be why he toned it way the fuck down for star wars

studios dont give a shit. they seem to love the guy regardless of what backwash he leaks out of his ass

in his interviews, he was very evasive on how he answered the question as to whether or not it was a sequel, making comments like 'it may or may not be in the same realm as cloverfield' or 'i cant say whether or not its a sequel'

it was definitely a sequel though. the entire beginning when the girl is packing her shit is the ending part of cloverfield when he falls out of the sky into the ocean. right when hes about to hit the water the camera purposely blocks the shot with a wall, and all you hear is a thud. it was more like an easter egg/ode to Cloverfield, but if cloverfield exists in this film, that automatically makes it a sequel. Later on john goodman even talks about how that was the first wave to take out major cities and now the second wave is to wipe out the rest of human kind

That's kind of what happened with Lost. They said in the beginning that no it wasn't time travel, no they aren't dead, they aren't "stuck" in a purgatory. They said yeah there's explanations for everything. I loved Lost but there was a bit of a letdown with certain things. Been too long now but I think he and Damon basically just brushed most of it off if I remember correctly.

As long as the money rolls in I'm sure they don't care.

jj shenanigans to be sure
it WAS a sequel, yes, then it came out and jj changes his mind for some reason and now calls it the spiritual successor to cloverfield

he is, in fact, a slimy little fucker

I heard that the Cloverfiled monster was in fact in the ocean to begin with. What hit the water in the end was a meteor which caused the monster to "awaken". I read in an interview that JJ wanted the U.S to have a monster similar to Godzilla.

>JJ wanted the U.S to have a monster similar to Godzilla.

JJ wanted to rip off Godzilla as much as he possibly could

fixd that for you.

are you sure youre not confusing it with war of the worlds lol

Well he might have taken from that too I don't know....

>jj abrams logic
"godzilla is good but so is war of the worlds. hmmm.... how can i hack them together into something different enough to fly? OH YEAH, blair witch! the found footage style wil definitely make it different enough to not get sued."

god i hate blair witch just because it spewed all those handheld shaky cam shit bullshit movies

its like some guy recording in the theatre with parkinsons - fuck that.

I was in the front row in the theatre for Cloverfiled. Got a bit disoriented from it lol.

want to see a unique found footage film?
the pace is a bit slow but its worth watching, i think.
invasion (2005)

>The film's final title, Cloverfield, is the name of the exit Abrams takes to his Santa Monica office. In turn, the road used to lead to the Santa Monica Airport, which originally bore the name Clover Field. One final title, Greyshot, was proposed before the movie was officially titled Cloverfield.


ROFL

holy
shit
what
a
fucking
hack

>implying the prequels hold a fucking candle

they sucked but at least they were original
really their plots were pretty solid but they were executed terribly