OFFICIAL /comfy/ EURO 2016 WARMUP THREAD #4

12th of June 2016

Turkey vs. Croatia -- Paris (3 pm CET/9 pm ET)

Poland vs. Northern Ireland -- Nice (6 pm CET/12 pm ET)

Germany vs. Ukraine -- Lille (9 p, CET/3 pm ET, ESPN)

First thread of the day edition! No previous thread, today is a new day!

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Literally the only good game is the first one

IIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGERRRRLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD

Still mad tbqh
We'll finish 3rd in our group I bet

Flying out of my beloved NI this morning heading for Nice. Feeling pretty good desu. Travelling with 14 other Norn Iron fans.

Is there any point to these games?

Take care

Thanks Germany. That's "nice" of you to say that.

> How many Nice puns will be said today.
> Answer: Not enough.

>mfw can't watch the 15h game

these threads don't work

R A R E

>all the shit teams play today

Feelsbadman

Friendly reminder for racists to get the fuck out

is the any point in life itself?

>Sweden

GAWA

can't even name all of these players/managers tbqh

??? ??? Puyol Bale
Luiz Essien Til Schweiger Ribery
Messi Figo ??? Robben
Cavani Wonga AVB Sticky now
Kult Kloppo Ronaldo Nani Ramos
KPB Zanetti

3rd one on second row is kuba

yeah

Kyle Lafferty, Kyle Laffertyyyy
He's seven foot
And he plays the flute
Kyle Laffertyyyyy.

Apparantley is getting bantered about.

>Sweden

take this shit to the non comfy threads

that's not Til Schweiger that's Jakub Blaszczyzyzczikowski

>"???" for Abidal and Cannavaro
U N D E R A G E

>Dutch flag
>doesn't recognize 2010 World Cup final referee Howard Webb

Can't believe we are top of our group lads.

sharp pain in my right side, feel like dying

Just beat England m8, the entire galaxy wills it.

...

CYMRU

the pain is not only in my right side tbf

>England going out to Bales

How can a country with only a 3mil population be so based?

Just wait til Thursday, sheepshagger.

Do you still have your appendix?

>that flag
>this post

No. Are you ready for your match against Austria lad?

No it's not, he's literally my neighbor

cya engurland

Entire galaxy minus the 40 million English (65 million population minus the 25million Arabs and gypsies currently occupying their lands).

Is there any online streaming website where I can watch the matches ? I don't have tv.

Ikr when we beat your team of Afro English players you'll be begging for us to beat the Russians for you kek

This is the actual list

Abidal, Cannavaro, Puyol, Goessling
Luiz, Essien, Blaszczykowski, Ribery
Messi, Figo, Webb, Robben
Cavani, Wenger, Villas-Boas, Cruyff
Klopp, Ronaldo, Jones, Ramos
Boateng, Zanetti

yes i think i have to go to the hospital

It's only one game in lad. Don't let English style delusions ruin you.

If the sharp pain is coming from a bit above your pelvis, that might be a smart move.

Any other Englel fans not too worried with last night? I'd much rather we finished second and faced either austria or iceland than finishing first and potentially facing poland/ukraine or czech/kebabs/croatia

Well okay.
Woy is in panic mode right now.
He can't drop half the team so he's probably frozen in fear and will put the same team out.
All those manlets trying to mark Russian giants last night was comical.

this i recognized Howard Webb immediately

well wish me luck

who easy group winner here

us

I'd rather not make excuses, and condemn England's ability to not be able to close out a game that actually matters

They did a fair job of handling dzyuba, couldn't do the centre halfs though

Sweden yes

Don't worry, even if it is appendicitis, the surgery is laparoscopic nowadays, so it barely even leaves a scar. And you're in and out of the hospital in a few days. It's fucking brilliant really.

twitter.com/MilliTakimlar/status/741278652684468224

THE BANTZ HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED

This tournament is anything but comfy. It's been like a miniature reinactment of Europe's past.

Pretty fun tbqh.

CH 7
FR 6
RO 4
AL 0

Who would win
3 lions or a dragon?

/comfy/ surgery

5-2

literally wales
I might top myself unironically when it does

>Switzerland beat France, yet draw to Romania

>tfw GOAT Euro 2008 will never happen again for the first time
youtube.com/watch?v=nbgiKVo2Kps

Compared to how it used to be, extremely comfy. Big appendix scars are a thing of the past. Now you just end up with a few tiny scars.

Please root for us today, we made Witcher.

>we

what development position did you have la

tfw you still have one big scar instead of a three tiny ones

But it's not really that big

that was the implication, yes

time for a bit of revenge

In a hypothetical fight? You'd think the dragon would just circle around them flying and breathing fire on them. No contest really.

But in terms of the football match? It's hard to say as both teams have such Jekyll and Hyde moments. Really depends on which of them turns up. In reality if Englel are fired up and play well and Wales lose confidence it could really be a hammering from englel.

I pray that shit englel turn up on Thursday.

our team actually got stronger. Don't really know about Suisse though and apart from the bundesliga lads (rodriguez, xhaka and sommer) your team isn't really attractive

Good luck Austria bro. When I had mine removed my mom thought I was faking and made me go to school and then I basically ended up laying on the floor crying in front of my class until and ambulance came for me.

I wish that old cunt would die already.

>no et to save us from a tur-cro draw

youtu.be/oVQsEzgB0w8
The best song ever made. Euro 2016 hymn for Poland.

Wouldn't want to meet those guys in a dark alley (or sunny open area for that matter)

>mfw dreamed of Bailey Jay trying to rape me

He is king of Albania

I love you CYMRU

that was the craziest moment I've seen live in a football game

Poleaboo feels todays set of games are more competitive than yesterdays

>Northern Ireland 1-0 Poland
Northern Ireland play better as a team

>Turkey 2-2 Croatia
Hopefully we get an exciting game like the one in 2008

>Germany 3-0 Ukraine
Worlds apart

I can't comprehend how England can do so great in qualifying against a group that has like 3 teams as good as Russia, beat France and Germany in friendlies, but when they go into a tournament they play like total shit. It happened last World Cup too.

Why lads?

>play like total shit

except we didn't

Fuck you
I had my appendicitis removed 7 years ago and I stayed a week (7 days) in the hospital because of peritonitis complications. Had enema performed by old nurses and shit. Traumatizing.
Good luck m8

Please go and get yourself checked up. A ruptured appendix means 1 week of intensive care unit and might even kill you. Don't risk anything.

Poleaboo feels we played good positive football

We just didn't have the quality to punish those parking the bus

lads

There's time.

Remember all the talk about how unlucky we were against Italy after the first game of the last World Cup.

Then we stunk the place up. It's Vintage England and I can't wait for the trolling after Wales scrape a win against us.

jesus immobile put on some weight

Do you think we'll win lads

>7 years ago
That explains things.

hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans

that would be comfier than the dickens

I had laparoscopic surgery though

yes

>hoping croatian ultras bash in the heads of some turkish fans
>
>that would be comfier than the dickens

not doubting any minutes. Kalinic and Mandzukic are good attackers. that midfield is also strong af

no please. they can do hooligan stuff in Marseille but I don't want them to shit up Paris

>Vintage England
this, this, this.

We weren't overwhelmingly bad, we weren't surprisingly good either. We were just typical England, not quite bad enough to complain, and not impressive enough to praise.

It's just what I expected because we have a shit mediocre team.

>all those likes and retweets


man, muslims really like twitter


whats the context of this match?

I honestly think you just have a shit manager. Honestly if he had half a brain cell they'd of won last night but his decision making was fucking abysmal. Was clear quite early on that his plan wasn't working and Kane & Sterling were having a stinker. Have some balls to change things man.

Euro 2008 quarter final (?), Croatia - Turkey

Incredibly tight game, 0-0 until Croatia scores in the 119th minute

Everyone goes mental, then Turkey equalise in the 122nd minute or so with the last kick of the game

Modric misses his pen, Turkey go through in the shootout

There is absolutely no bright spark or "main man" in our team. Some teams have none and they won't do well, others have several, we fit into the former.

Every time we show up to a tournament the same thing happens and England look scared shitless over the pressure.

Any surgery has a risk of complications. The risk is certainly lower now than before, but if you do get them it's still no less agonising.

And if you get them, well. That's how the cookie crumbles.

>Poleaboo enters thread
>Starts fedora posting when someone makes fun of his fellow pakis
EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

twitter.com/Footballogue/status/741941443539963904 turk & croat fans singing together in a kameradschaft atmosphere