Am I world champion yet?

Am I world champion yet?

yes since 2014

why is he so handsome

He isn't

>Muller isn't handsome
You sound pretty gay

No homo. Lewa is prettier than him.

They are both pretty good looking
>Did they fug?

Muller is surrounded by handsome men. He will always look ugly to me.

Personal taste

He's a cunt. Just ask one of his neighbours.
And his forced humor is the worst.

what a cheeky bastard I hate him

>That complete, utter choke of a performance against Aleti
I doubt it.

>that look in their eyes

>it's a Müllel thread

Thumbnail made it look like Müller in front of the >

Obligatory.

>white people

>Just ask one of his neighbours.
Story?

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>Schmeißt den Turbo an

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flag checks out

Shoots a dude named Turbo with a mp 40?

No. Schmeißt den Turbo an as in starts going really fucking fast.
What you are thinking about is "Schießt den Turbo an" as in "Shoots Turbo"

Boateng said müller is a racist

[Citation needed]

Why must you ruin my attempt at a reddit joke?

Germans have no humor.

he's German.