Would a qt trap gf be better than a normal gf?

would a qt trap gf be better than a normal gf?

>more submissive
>play vidya
>just generally autistic so can make them do shit
>never on her period
>no pregencie scares

seriously i can't see why youd want a normal girl when you can have a qt trap which is superior. thoughts?

cons are they're naturally addicted to cock so you'll get constantly cucked by your trap gf
you will have to accept it and also the idea of probably getting at least one kind of std
because of said reason

Onahole is better
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>would a qt trap gf be better than a normal gf?

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

>you will get cucked says the cuck
only your gf is sucking tyrone off now you faggot seriously kill your beta self

Traps are better, men are better. Matching sex drive + vidya +double income = faggoty master race.

>vidya
found the manchild

I'm cucking my 5'1 90lbs blonde white gf because I can but ok

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You mean she's cucking you? Hahah

Because vagina

traps in chastity please.


i really can emphasis with chastity traps seeing as how my gf of 4 years made me dress up in girl clothes, put on my chastity cage and had me suck her toes while she got fucked by a guy she had a crush on forever but had no chance of actually dating (he was an NCAA coach, now he's an NBA coach)

it was a one time thing, and i had a lot of fun with it as did she. coach on the other hand was kinda weirded out especially after i immediately licked his cum out of her pussy after she ordered me too. for those wondering, she knew him via her alma mater and she was one of the girls that wasnt a cheerleader but was a leader of the bball spirit club.

I don't like the smell of shit and having shit on my dick.
Fag.

Actully that.
Vagina > anus + benis.
I cannot stick my dick into yours and i wont put it into your shitty buthole.

Cant /thread your own post, u feget.

>virgin detected

nigga das gay. also: no pussy kinda sad really

Yes, give me a horny, pent up qt3.14 trap who will do anything to get milked.

Also acceptable: castrated trap that will be you docile, submissive pet.

totally agree i think fucking women with vaginas is gay af, you need a feminine penis to be true str8 alpha af

virgin

>>no pregencie scares

You are a fucking idiot. Getting a trap pregnant is worse than getting a regular girl pregnant because there is a very high percentage chance that your kid will turn out gay.

>calling me a virgin
>have 0 idea of what it's like to fuck a woman's ass

Obviously you are the virgin(s) here. You have never fucked an ass before, yet you are here fantasizing about assfucking a guy with a wig.
You fucking faggots. Do you think that it will smell like roses when you pull your dick out of that guy's ass?
Haha
:^)

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>I organize binders for fun

>defensive virgin is defensive and virgin
ive fucked many asses before, especially womens and they are the ones who get shit on your dick. nice qt 3.14 traps dont do that they cleanse there anal walls and have sweet femmy peepees. stop being such a fag

kek'd

for as long as they pass my feminine check id keep her by my side

When something like this snuggles on your dick... I think I've found my preference.

yeah until people find out it's a dude and people realize your gay.
>but muh vidya

Both times I have fucked a dudes ass it has been 99% clean.

If they do an enema it reduces the chance of mess further.

it's called an anal douche
What skanks have you been fucking?

>pregencie

You degenerate mongrel.

>trap gf
>gf

if you want the dick, just admit you're a faggot, it's easier for everyone, especially yourself

It's called taking a shower after you shit. I've fucked many asses and have been fucked in my ass and never ever ever have I used an anal douche and never ever ever has there been shit involved.

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you're becoming hysterical

are you really this retarded? I'm calling bait on this cringe

4 times the balls
str8 alpha homie

But no delicious pussy.

>inb4 7 paragraphs on the virtues of boipussy and "feminine" penis

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>fag

>sweet femmy peepees
>i'm not a faggot, but i prefer if my "girl" has a dick
itt homosexuals in denial

I swear to god.

>implying that it matters what you call it

well would you have figured out this is a 'dude' had i not just told you?

>literal virgin
back to plebbit

Yea..I would.
Is this clown serious?

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shoulders are a dead giveaway

>well would you have figured out this is a 'dude' had i not just told you?

Oh my god, yes. Gtfo.

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dude i can see its a guy, the jawline and shit.
But i would still hit it

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i dunno why this chastity pic turns me on so much, i literally have thousands of pics of barefoot females touching their hubbies' caged cocks with their feet, but this one always make me cum a lot.

i think it;s because his circumcision looks as brutal as mine was, the piece of shit doctor that lied to my mom about what circumcision was and cut me leaving pretty much no slack at all for pleasure left me looking just like this guys caged cock. Luckily, much like this guy, I ended up with a qt femdom gf that loves keeping me in chastity and teasing my frustrated caged cock with her barefeet despite having an awesome infant circumcision.

I want to see a study of circumcised males into femdom vs uncut males rates involved in femdom. It really feels like males that are circumcised are more likely to be more submissive.

lrn2meme

I'd post oc, but not trap. Oh well.

It's actually a girl

Kek

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That has to be a girl. There's just no way.

Heavy muscular structure, large/ veiny arms and hands, 5 o'clock shadow on chin, Adam's apple, low/bulky thigh muscles and clown feet... It's a dude, dude.

thats a face of a man sir

can you stop gaying everything up its a chick regardless of her penis

You're denial is amazing. Please, continue.

Is it f'd up that i want to cut off my brother penis so i could have one

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only cause i told you, she is very feminine

>Sex and the smell of shit will be the same.
>He'll get lazy and complacent in the relationship, not wax asshole, not shave face or legs
>Off days, not dress-up

Then one morning OP, you wake up and your a fag. Ur "trap" is just another dude who used to wear dresses, but now has ingrown toenails from bad footware

they've gained weight, lint in hairy bellybutton

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That's why you're either gay/bi or straight

A trap would probably be great, for a while. Keep in mind that "her" youth won't last forever. If you think real women age bad...

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never, mine will look like this forever

>forever

hahahahah

im just saying you can tell its a trap

S-S-SAUUUUUUUCE?

dude it's a trap GF, not a waifu.
I'm dumping her the second she starts getting lazy with her grooming and shit.

>taking it this seriously

get outside now before its too late user, feel the breeze one last time

Source and I'll dump girlfriend's nudes

yes once i tell you it is

tumblr

this please

Sauce me up then bitch and her tits are yours

just do it then il sauce your ass

Nope, leaving thread now. Bye faggot.

Checked
Trap lovers and haters be ignorning the trips....lazy niggers in da house

thank you sir, never leave a good get uncheckedchecked

Might be meeting up with a trap soon. What should I expect?

hot sex

a man in womans clothes

this tbh, but you get a blow job out of it

The unmistakeable feeling of intense regret

this is now a get thread

Where did this come from?

fuck you ive had a trap waifu for 6 yrs now and i love her unregrettable ass

Yeah, and I'm President Obama, retard

T U M B L R

>seriously i can't see why youd want a normal girl when you can have a qt trap which is superior. thoughts?

because then i'm not fucking a dude you faggot

Post the link then you gigantic dumbass. Its always summer in chanadelphia

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