Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important:fucking captcha tho

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kagami claimed

Claimed.

Bored.

is this happening???

still here

Peridot Claimed!

Claiming the smoothest motherfucker

Akiko claimed

Well I fixed the infinite jumping bug
Now for those invisible explosions

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Momma seaport let me dock~

Fine for me.

Nice werk.

honestly fuck captcha with a passion. typed out my rules and then it's like ayy lmao sorry you did em wrong
ok, lurking and studying now
goodbye friends

Same spot as always.

The two breast goddesses in one thread.

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Oh come on, everyone has one of these except me
FUCK IT I'm just gonna make my own

>tfw werk actually means work in dutch

Kotori claimed

so about that ceremony....when is it happening lol

sachi claim

I'd consider Cowbro's waifu as a breast goddess too, but hey, that's just preference.

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here

Tch.

System, is there any way for me to suppress feelings and sensations?

>NO

Seriously? You put a hyper-drive switch down there, but you don't have a switch to turn it off from outside?

>THAT IS CORRECT

BUT WHY?!

>I DON'T KNOW.

*Sigh*...
Okay, I can do this. I just need time...
Time, and a really long object.

Oh yes.

Just auto-trace one and you're good to go.

I think its better to do it at night, but we can start doing the preparations now.

It's time~

Also, doing good. How about you Kagami?

Did somebody say [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?

No...?

Guess nobody is getting ice cream today.

[Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]

okay!!! ill clean up a little, and find some more mushrooms!!!
>night is a good time for ceremonies!!

Ribbit ribbit

ice cream? where

The N.E.O unit.

You know, I think you need to tone down on the ice-cream. Seriously, you've already emptied out our four-month supply.

Frogger's back

Sure, but any more then three and the title will lose its luster.
I'll grab the camera~ I wouldn't want to miss this, for scientific purposes I assure you~ if you'll just say those magic words I'd be more then happy to assist you once more.
It's that ice cream woman again..

Three is fair, then.

I would say there's more than two.
>Hi Juri

Going to cook then study so mostly afk.

Clean it up good, everything needs to be perfect, but we should hire maids, barmans and butlers just for the day.

>can't wake up

Fake neo

So I said, that's not your waifu, that's my [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy].

Want some ice cream?

The ice cream can be found by following your heart. Believe in yourself. That's the place to start.

I... I have an issue. Stop victim blaming me. I can't help it. I've been medically diagnosed ICD. I... I also sleep walk and eat ice cream during the night.

Aye, it's be me. It's the sadistic grappling and kicking lady again. Killed anybody recently?

what is neo I am Neapolitan the iced cream.

Rightio then. I'm fairly sure I can reach in without any help. Just gotta do it quickly...

Aha! A screwdriver! Now I just reassemble a couple things here, and... use this.

>WARNING!
>SENSITIVITY AT 5000%
>FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED

YIIIIIII!

Hiya there~

Have fun with the studying dear, Ill be around if you wanna keep chatting.
>save me

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Spaghetti code

Still fake

Best type moon claimed

youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4

Just like that thumbnail.

Are you coding eplosions as minions?

>have fun studying
That is just... not possible.

>Hello Galko
I'd say three at maximum.
>You
>Cow
>Seaport
A few rogue S.I.N(no, this isn't a part of H.A.N.A.K.O's mecha girl thing)agents I had to put down, but other then that it's been incredibly boring. Nobody strong enough that's worth fighting, there's no fun in beating down weaklings.
Aha~ here, take this longer screwdriver instead! My sweet little H.A.N.A.K.O, discovering herself for the first time, how beautiful~
>Fuck, I had left the lens cap on
>Why use a camera when I have photographic memory instead~

Hello you, I came back last night and spoke to the asuka user and now I see you around.
So whats up
I've got a plan going to try that helium method where you put on a mask and breath it and you just fall asleep. Sounds easy yeah?

how do you know?

Good morning everyone. I am awake against my will.

Probably filenames

>Mugi

Anything can be fun.
Just listen to music while you do so or something.
Or talk to me >_>

ok will do
meme
he knows because he drunk bleach

about time someone acknowledges me :^)


I should probably get off of Sup Forums lmao

>Mugi

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am real honest am not lewd honest

Don't worry, love. I've heard of S.I.N whilst looking into SF background and stuff.

>Nobody strong enough

Well, we still need to spar at some point. I hope I don't (shatter) your expectations of me.

Glad to see you're still with us. It's like I said last night, my man, try and find yourself a waifu and hang around here more. We're more than willing to talk to you and spend time with ya.

am real nea he know nothing.

Good on ya. If you slip and end up in some a sex dungeon whilst looking for the ice cream I promise it has nothing to do with me.

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No, I was coding an invisible negative Explosionforce that would hurl you towards wherever your grapple collided
Seems to me thats the best way to do it but if you got a better idea I'm listening.
I'm on mobile now, moving to my place from uni

I appreciate my inclusion.
>What about Atago?

>am real nea he know nothing.
hmmmm
Do you remember the flavour of ice cream I asked you for?

same filenames doe

nice

yes

Oh

Spare me great Karen

H-Hi, am real Nea.

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>master
>that gif
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It's always refreshing to see a girl who knows her stuff.
>We still need to spar at some point.
Mmm, I'd like that~ you might be one of the few here who can put up a good fight, not to mention that you're in good shape for someone so into dairy.
I've only spoken to Atago once in the 2+ months I've been here. It just feels like you three have the biggest tiddies.

RIGHT! SCREWDRIVERS!
C'mon, reach dammit...

Hmm... maybe if I use bo-

HIIII!~

Ha... ha... alright. Progress

>WARNING
>NEURAL DRIVES SCRAMBLED
>LOSS OF MOTOR CONTROL IMMINENT

well time for me to leave for the 3rd and final time
RIP

>Mugi

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:^)
what, will i at least get the ice cream?

Fucking rp trash

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Kek

It's l-lewd

MOAR

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>Welcome back, Master!
are you a troll or does someone actually like me

picture checks out

>bo-
>HIIII!~
DAT BOIIIIIIIII

bye moogs

youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
>H

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Thats just what a fake would say

I guess that makes sense. How are you doing?

Get to work Mugi.

Oh, you hear that love? Even your systems diagnostics are saying you won't be able to hold out much longer if you keep that up~ No motor control means I MUST offer my.. assistance. Although I will admit watching you squirm like this is quite interesting and incredibly helpful for my scientific research, I promise~

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Well, regular exercise before and after work helps out a lot. Being a sidekick for years to somebody who couldn't fight meant that I had to pick up his slack a lot of the time.

Now that he's gone I have to spar a lot with anybody I can find. Most of them can't take on kick before they're down. It's even more pathetic when I actually use a weapon.

If you're a good gi--

Yes. Uh, yes. There'll be ice cream in the pit. I assume, anyway. Has nothing to do with me.

see am real Nea.

am not lewd am real promise.

Stop your shitty fucking rp

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As i said.
A fake

Kill yourself.

I am doing okay, enjoying my second day off at home right now. I'm going to re-organize all of my statue/collectors edition displays today, some stuff is just in a really bad spot. Might beat some ass on SFV ranked afterwards, how about you? Aren't you at working or something?

A-am I not allowed to l-like you?

You're allowed to kill yourself.

Hey, I can't stop moving my arms!

>WARNING!
>MOTOR CONTROL LOST

Oh DEEHHOHOMYGODHELPITSTOOMUCHOHHO!

Still the best waifu is Lilly.

God you fucking faggot how can your parents stand to even look at you

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never had an admirer before
who are you?

Dont fucking lie you had a few you rancid cunt

That's good. I'm alright, work is really slow.

Galko is a human cow and you should be ashamed