Ask a dude that likes wearing girly short shorts anything

Ask a dude that likes wearing girly short shorts anything

why you such a faggot

Does your dick slip out of your pants sometimes?

panties too?

No the shorts are elastic and my dick is small

Do you shave your legs?

No it's too smal I'm rocking a cocking of bout 2inches hard

I had electrolysis treatment

Do you look girly ?

oldfag here.

when i was in junior high, all the boys wore short shorts. i miss those days.

Straight out of the 90s.

checked

Why do constantly make this thread over and over?

Ever had a guy come up and rub your tiny bulge?

too bad he didnt answer

Not yet

Do you want this?

Yes I think I'd like that to happen

can you stop making these threads
sage

But what if your shaved legs and tiny bulge gets the guy all aroused and he pulls his pants down and..

And?

"Why do you hate America."

I don't hate America

His enormous erect wang comes flopping out and stands up straight..

How do you get such smooth legs? Are you some kind of asian mutant twink or do you use something to get rid of them?

I still would like that to happen

Electrolysis treatment

Would you take it in your hands?

I would

And what if he asked you to take it in your mouth?
while he's rubbing your tiny bulge and stroking your soft smooth legs.

I'd take it in my mouth

That is some effeminate shit right there. Bill Clinton was probably the first tranny to become president. He and the misses should probably just go ahead and swap genders.

What if he wanted more? what if he wanted to see if your crotch was as smooth as your legs?

is it?

Yes it is

ID on shoes?

Got a pic?

>Electrolysis treatment
Isn't that super painfull and only covers an area the size of a coin? Plus being expensive. No pain no gain. Trans friend of mine said laser hair removal was more painful that getting a tattoo. No pain, no gain I guess...

Shulong

What dude?

No that's more effective than that but yeah, it is quite expensive and somewhat painful. But the results are awesome

Not from that area

Can you post a picture of your ass and legs in those shorts? Youre definitely wearing them well

Maybe that's the best with ass, but not the same shorts

You should, if you spend money to get smooth you should document that.

Would love to see that.

wtf dude

hahahahahahahahaha


no hate, it just looks very funny imaging you are hiking and walking around in a hotpant

It doesn't matter if I'm hiking or I'm just in town, I always wear hotpants.