Hey Sup Forums, how do I clean cum off of paper so no one knows it's there, or so that it is gone forever
Hey Sup Forums, how do I clean cum off of paper so no one knows it's there, or so that it is gone forever
Take a lighter, place itbunder the spits where the cum is. Hold it close to the paper for thirty to forty seconds. Cum will turn to vapor and float away
fire
best way would be to cum all over the paper and spread it evenly. When it hardens it will be like a cum laminate.
Why
its retarded people like OP who make this site great. although 90% of the questions are about how to get cum off things
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Can confirm
Also, why don't you fap right into the toilet or shower?
I'm going to try this later
I have no Idea
Will this work on paper that's similar to photo paper, it was a year book don't ask
What did you get cum on and why do you need it off?
>Don't ask.
I'm asking.
>wanking to a yearbook
Probably a grade school yearbook.
Fucking pedo.
why the fuck?
not a grade school, college. Nice try user, it was a dare
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I don't think we need to ask.
"There's this hot girl at my school"
"Bought a yearbook"
"Wanked on it"
"Want to clean it off so I can wank some more."
Pretty obvious.
Don't fucking lie to me.
college doesn't have yearbooks.
Pedo detected
White wine. Trust me on this one.
why the fuck do people jack off to FULLY CLOTHED GIRL PICTURES. Like, are you that desparate that the very pixel of a girl makes you cum? Why not watch porn like all the other alpha males?
Megan martinez is great
Fine nigger, it was a family photo. Of someone who is above the age of consent.
>it was a dare
>my friend dared me to xD
>it wasn't me it was my friend xD
This excuse hasn't worked since middle school retard
your fucking sister? I'm going to need pics
OP youre the man
I wish I had the balls to jack off to family photos
Yeah, you need to see this girl
Yeah I know cunt
you're an alpha in my book OP
fine nigger. Happy?
post pics. Only then I will believe you're not a degenerate
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family photo?
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>it was a year book
lmao if you close it, it will fucking dry and next time you open that page it will tear their fucking face off, its pretty funny.
is that alive??
Pretty cute senpai. Post a pic of the photo you came on though, we need to see the damage to help you fix it.
It absolutely works on almost all types of paper. Widely used industrial style photo paper is perfect for this. Just make sure you leave it for at least thirty seconds or it might not work.
I don't, I was talking about op.
I only masturbate to top-tier horsecocked fluffy animal women, like any self-non-respecting faggot does.
No, miscarriage
fuck off to tumblr furfag
Lol, where is she from.. kinda loks familiar
That can't be real
Is masturbating to zebras okay?
I'll give you a hint. Eastern US, One of the 13 original colonies. 3 guesses= 3/13 chance
no
I'm guessing OP was taking a break when doing homework and his cum got on it
Alaska
no, either guess again or go back to preschool
Well then these should be perfectly fine.
Hawaii
New Yark
Jeresy
no, guess again. Here it starts with an n
Niggers
bingle lingle, won't tell which of the two, even though she already moved down to fl
Canterbury UK is more what I had in mind
Whereabouts? I'm down here on vacation, maybe I can bang her
trips gets her address
refer to
>a yearbook.
guess ill stay in this thread for a second
Will the address just be posted out for everyone? If I roll trips, I kinda want it all for myself.
Czech 'em?
Since I may or may not be in florida ATM, Roll I guess. Not sure what I'd do with it, though.
.. / .... .- ...- . / -. --- / -- --- ..- - .... / .- -. -.. / .. / -- ..- ... - / ... -.-. .-. . .- --
These dubs followed by quads have got to count for something, right?
trips you niggers
Oh wait shit, are you in Universal, she works at the Harry Potter ride
about half an hour away from orl
hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Translation?
I'll text her now that a "friend" is coming. Play nice you two
nevermind. realized it was morse
"I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM"
Morse code:
I H A V E N O M O U T H A N D M U S T S C R E A M
I got annual passes lets go brugh
thanks
lol yeah lemme just wait up for her in the employee parking lot at universal. sounds like a great idea user
sounds like a plan user
Wait. Was OP the sister all along?
>JINKIES, I THINK WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A CASE OF A LYING OP, GANG.
Trips get? of course not.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you anons
By the way, she does live in florida, but works some where else you stupid fuck boi
trip
triple
wipe cum off it, get a hair dryer and blow on it until its not wet anymore, get some vinegar and spill over the cumstains and wipe it gently as soon as possible
TRip AnD FALL
Oh boy, I sure hope I don't...
T R I P S
R
I
P
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No trips yet in the race, but we're closing in
I think perhaps this thread is dead.
I'm out b0y0's.
hue
FuCKing T-T-TRIIIPLES!!!
SHIET
This. Burn it with fire.
give up, fam. not worth it.
Here's a great EP to listen to on your way out.
Will anyone obtain trips, find out on the next episode of Pokemon
trips4cripz
quads4squads
trips
FINAL MOVE:
SATAN'S TRIPS
hella off, broseph
3501 Florida Ave. S, Lakeland, FL