Hey Sup Forums, how do I clean cum off of paper so no one knows it's there, or so that it is gone forever

Hey Sup Forums, how do I clean cum off of paper so no one knows it's there, or so that it is gone forever

Take a lighter, place itbunder the spits where the cum is. Hold it close to the paper for thirty to forty seconds. Cum will turn to vapor and float away

fire

best way would be to cum all over the paper and spread it evenly. When it hardens it will be like a cum laminate.

Why

its retarded people like OP who make this site great. although 90% of the questions are about how to get cum off things

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Can confirm

Also, why don't you fap right into the toilet or shower?

I'm going to try this later

I have no Idea
Will this work on paper that's similar to photo paper, it was a year book don't ask

What did you get cum on and why do you need it off?

>Don't ask.
I'm asking.

>wanking to a yearbook
Probably a grade school yearbook.
Fucking pedo.

why the fuck?

not a grade school, college. Nice try user, it was a dare

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I don't think we need to ask.
"There's this hot girl at my school"
"Bought a yearbook"
"Wanked on it"
"Want to clean it off so I can wank some more."
Pretty obvious.

Don't fucking lie to me.

college doesn't have yearbooks.

Pedo detected

White wine. Trust me on this one.

why the fuck do people jack off to FULLY CLOTHED GIRL PICTURES. Like, are you that desparate that the very pixel of a girl makes you cum? Why not watch porn like all the other alpha males?

Megan martinez is great

Fine nigger, it was a family photo. Of someone who is above the age of consent.

>it was a dare
>my friend dared me to xD
>it wasn't me it was my friend xD
This excuse hasn't worked since middle school retard

your fucking sister? I'm going to need pics

OP youre the man

I wish I had the balls to jack off to family photos

Yeah, you need to see this girl
Yeah I know cunt

you're an alpha in my book OP

fine nigger. Happy?

post pics. Only then I will believe you're not a degenerate

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family photo?

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>it was a year book
lmao if you close it, it will fucking dry and next time you open that page it will tear their fucking face off, its pretty funny.

is that alive??

Pretty cute senpai. Post a pic of the photo you came on though, we need to see the damage to help you fix it.

It absolutely works on almost all types of paper. Widely used industrial style photo paper is perfect for this. Just make sure you leave it for at least thirty seconds or it might not work.

I don't, I was talking about op.
I only masturbate to top-tier horsecocked fluffy animal women, like any self-non-respecting faggot does.

No, miscarriage

fuck off to tumblr furfag

Lol, where is she from.. kinda loks familiar

That can't be real

Is masturbating to zebras okay?

I'll give you a hint. Eastern US, One of the 13 original colonies. 3 guesses= 3/13 chance

no

I'm guessing OP was taking a break when doing homework and his cum got on it

Alaska

no, either guess again or go back to preschool

Well then these should be perfectly fine.

Hawaii

New Yark
Jeresy

no, guess again. Here it starts with an n

Niggers

bingle lingle, won't tell which of the two, even though she already moved down to fl

Canterbury UK is more what I had in mind

Whereabouts? I'm down here on vacation, maybe I can bang her

trips gets her address

refer to

>a yearbook.

guess ill stay in this thread for a second

Will the address just be posted out for everyone? If I roll trips, I kinda want it all for myself.

Czech 'em?

Since I may or may not be in florida ATM, Roll I guess. Not sure what I'd do with it, though.

.. / .... .- ...- . / -. --- / -- --- ..- - .... / .- -. -.. / .. / -- ..- ... - / ... -.-. .-. . .- --

These dubs followed by quads have got to count for something, right?

trips you niggers

Oh wait shit, are you in Universal, she works at the Harry Potter ride

about half an hour away from orl

hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Translation?

I'll text her now that a "friend" is coming. Play nice you two

nevermind. realized it was morse
"I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM"

Morse code:

I H A V E N O M O U T H A N D M U S T S C R E A M

I got annual passes lets go brugh

thanks

lol yeah lemme just wait up for her in the employee parking lot at universal. sounds like a great idea user
sounds like a plan user

Wait. Was OP the sister all along?

>JINKIES, I THINK WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A CASE OF A LYING OP, GANG.

Trips get? of course not.

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you anons
By the way, she does live in florida, but works some where else you stupid fuck boi

trip

triple

wipe cum off it, get a hair dryer and blow on it until its not wet anymore, get some vinegar and spill over the cumstains and wipe it gently as soon as possible

TRip AnD FALL

Oh boy, I sure hope I don't...
T R I P S

R

I

P

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No trips yet in the race, but we're closing in

I think perhaps this thread is dead.

I'm out b0y0's.

hue

FuCKing T-T-TRIIIPLES!!!

SHIET

This. Burn it with fire.

give up, fam. not worth it.

Here's a great EP to listen to on your way out.

Will anyone obtain trips, find out on the next episode of Pokemon

trips4cripz

quads4squads

trips

FINAL MOVE:
SATAN'S TRIPS

hella off, broseph

3501 Florida Ave. S, Lakeland, FL