Yesterday I fingered a girl for the first time, also i got a handjob. Ask me anything Sup Forums

Yesterday I fingered a girl for the first time, also i got a handjob. Ask me anything Sup Forums

How's 8th grade going?

gratz, next thing you know youll be buried in puss my man.
keep at it :)

We don't care.

Magnets. How do they fucking work?

KEK!!!

Kek, 5th grade bro.

y-you too

u jelly?

kek

underage and v&???

If Finland was a dinosaur, what color would it be?

Fuck sorry, im 1 year away from senior high

You sound so proud little man. Going through what all adults do

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trollscience

Yes

Blue and white

>captcha store front 3 times in a row

V& bye faggot

Of course im fucking proud bro.

One and a half holocausts

Pics or it didn't happen

U jelly, ur 30 and virgin kekeekekekekekekeek im half as young and i get pussy

It's pronounced fisting. You fist a woman, not finger.

No way anyone can be this fucking pathetic kek over a bj

It was in a party and i was in a jacuzzi, everyone took pictures but i dont have em, will share when they send them to me

I dont get it faggot

She was virgin

Bro it wasn't even a bj it was a handjob hahaha look at him thinks he's a king my sides are long gone

If temperature was an person, what would it drink?

Nice tetas bruh, mind sharing more?

gratz
>pic related
did you get to touch any other parts?
i like playing with tits / ass more personally

Never happend and a virgin would never do that you fucking retard makes your story even more fake

How badly did you miss the G-spot?

Still is. You lose your virginity when you've been penetrated by a fist.

THIS!!!!!!

Waiting

Pics or it didn't happen sounds bullshit either way

i always wonder if girls are pretending when i try and hit the g-spot with my finger or penor

am i crazy or is there like a protrusion of sorts that you can feel on the "front" wall of her vagina, like under her clit?

ive had good success with that spot but i cant be sure since ive only been with a few women

Thats the only one i have breh, my phone and all its data got fucked up.

Yeah i grabbed titties and then played with her nips and noticed they were getting harder so i ahd her in the spot. Love grabing her ass too, shes a 10/10 body but 6/10 face. Butterface.

Bro im sixteen idgaf im getting there, im just happy af

Cheap ron and coke

It did happen you faggot, you just jelly. I get to feel pussy and you dont ;)

All the porn ive seen and stuff ive read helped a lot, shitty thing is I had long nails (i wasnt expecting to do that shit that night) so i quickly bit my index nail and continued, i starte dgoing rapidly in the g spot and she stroked me faster and she was moaning hard and 2 other guys at the hot tub were looking at us and laughed then left the tub and i just kekked.

She is, sorry

Calm down, big boy.

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>sixteen
UNDERAGE MODS MODS MODS B& B&

I have this pic tho hermano, shes the one from the left

Why you using a penor?

fucking around should be 100% about body
as long as her face dont make you gag, have fun with that body
things i look for
>hips
>decent sized tits
still have trouble finding girls with tit-shapes i enjoy...fucking bras man
lies shaped like clothing

MODS MODS he's underage doing things to little girls get him off holy cow your disgusting having your way with kids then recording it

Idk but after i was done fingering she kept stroking my junk and then went down to my balls it felt amazing and she got on top of me and started to grind my dick (no sex sadly, not yet) and I was humping and we were both going crazy and the girl that had the birthday party (her house, kek) told us to stop because her mom noticed us so we just stopped, i got up and had a shot and high fived my buddies who were lurking around

yeah tits are nice, she has nice tits, look at pic related

That feeling when a 16 year old pussy slayer feels like a big bioy after he fingers a girl then brags about it and calls everyone jelly

U jelly faggot im basically chad atm everyone at school today was either a chik checking me out or a dude high fiving me.

Fucking kek

Yeah cuz 90% of Sup Forums are faggots who jerk off to traps. Im also captain in our schools football team

No fucking way is this real pls be bait no one can be this retarded

U jelly? I bench press 165 for reps

Football meaning soccer.
Soccer meaning gay.
Captain of gay team.

You're 16 and just now getting a handjob
That's not alpha
THATS just embarassing

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165 what grams. skeleton boy

Na, football is football, American footbal is fucking gay bitches roiding and fucking their asses. Plus they use bitch ass protection. Faggots

Thats fucking alpha and you jelly

This guy gets it

165 fucking pounds bitch

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165 lbs isn't that impressive lmao. Its definitely good, but you're making it seem like you're a god.

Yeah but giving that i was 115 pounds and now im 162 thanks to gym makes me want to like myself even more. Zyzz helped alot

Awww did I hit a nerve oh wait you don't have any skeleton boy

A 16 year old soccer player with an 80kg bench.... I'm callin bullshit you probably can't even handle half that, that pic you posted is probably off sum1 else's facebook this bait is getting ridiculous

where the FUCK are the mods

The envy is real. Just because most of you had pathethic teenage years doesnt meant everyone else does. Im 5'11" and 162 pounds. It is fucking possible bitch come at me cunt

Fucking your mom while rear ending your dad as well