So, Sup Forums... Is it alpha as fuck or beta as fuck to swear off girls and live in celibacy...

So, Sup Forums... Is it alpha as fuck or beta as fuck to swear off girls and live in celibacy? I start sexual and romantic relationships all the time, but I get so bored after a short while, and always end it. I've come to realize that the fantasy is always better than the reality, and that I'm much happier buying used panties and sex toys and jerking off to celebrities I'll never meet. And in turn, I seem to have become irresistible to women. So I now have two choices. I can either keep this up and live happy, while turning the tables on the opposite gender, or give in and indulge myself in a mountain of pussy, but eventually become bored again. Which is the more alpha decision? Which is the wiser one?

Alpha if you do it because you have better things to do with your time, Beta if you do it because you couldn't ever get laid and decide to just give up trying.

Alphabeta? I'm not sure...

Well, it's not because I can't, but it's also not really because I have better things to do (which I do, and which is a plus, but not really my reasoning). I just don't really care to spend time with women outside of sex, and my sexual preferences are very one-sided, so I don't get much out of conventional sex.

The fantasy is most definitely better than the reality when it comes to most things in life. I'll say alpha, but I would never be celibate myself.

you beta cuck

Just save the money you were gonna spend on women and get an escort once a month or so.

I don't miss women at all and I'm much happier. I still get to fuck but I don't need to bother with any of the bullshit involved in getting or keeping a woman. I can just do me, worry about my own shit, and chill. You really don't realize how much time, money, and energy you waste in the pursuit of women until you just stop doing it.

It's a good way to be.

Alpha as fuck, bro.

The apex of Alpha

Meh, escorts wouldn't be worth the money for me. The only thing I would miss from being in a relationship that's sexually comfortable is stuff like licking ass, and I would never do that to an escort. I do agree with the second part though, I've always found that I enjoy life more when I don't focus on sex or relationships.

Why are you so acoustic?

To each their own, I guess. If it works for you, go for it.

I just enjoy the escort thing because I get to have crazy porn sex with women who look like pornstars or lingerie models. Fun times.

Do you go down on them? Eat their ass? Let them pee on you? Finger them while they take a shit? Will they go ass to mouth?

If it were completely safe, it might be worth the money, but I feel like that's just asking for the AIDS.

maybe youre gay... i dont even mean that in a derogatory way.

Nah, I tried that out. Didn't care for it one bit. I do kinda like jacking off to the same girl in the same room at the same time, but any touching or anything isn't for me at all.

fucking faggot

I've gone down on a couple of my regular girls, but none of the other stuff.

Good escorts are clean as fuck. I wouldn't do that shit with a streetwalker or some slag off CL or something, but most of the girls I see only have a small pool of customers (all the girls I see now don't take on new clients, they'll only see regular repeats) and are very careful about hygiene and safe sex.

Been doing this for a few years now, probably been with at least a few dozen girls (I see local girls when I travel pretty often too). I get tested regularly, never had an issue.

You gotta remember, for pros, this is their career. They can make a lot of money as an escort and if they get something, they can't work anymore and lose their income. They'll make you wear a condom for their protection, not yours.

So even if they're clean, they probably wouldn't let me do most of the stuff I want to do, because they would want to stay clean, haha. I really am happy with dirty teenage panties and realistic boob toys though.

And if I want to cuddle, I've got my cat.

Yeah, probably not. Most girls will generally have rules about what they allow or not. Still, I've gotten to do a lot of things I never thought I'd ever get to do.

I hear ya, though. It's not for everyone. You do you, bro.

Squeeze it. That's what you do young padanon.

Hey man, respect. Solidarity, brother.