So let me get this straight

So let me get this straight

English fans, known all over Europe for getting drunk too often and too easily and starting shit everywhere, are once again, surprise surprise, involved in all kinds of shit at Euro 2016. But wait! Incredibly, they're the victims again! Oh yes, that's right, the Rom- uh, I mean the English never do anything wrong and have been the victims of several 'unprovoked' attacks by the uncivilized barbari- I mean foreigners who just can't handle the fact that England is so great!

Give me a fucking break
Just ban those island monkeys from having a part in continental activities. Let them drink and have children at 15 and fuck up their own island instead of spreading that shitty drunk hooligan behaviour in mainland Europe

The english are ridiculous. I've literally never met a sober english person in my entire life.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JqitZ7TuZQ4
theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/12/russian-hooligans-savage-organised-england-fans-marseille-euro-2016?CMP=twt_gu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots
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I'll bite
So when a group of organised Russian football hooligans enter an area of Marseilles, where English fans have been drinking all day, looking to start a fight, it's the England fans fault.
okay m8

French police have done more to start fights than our brave English lads imo

that's what's being reported by YOUR media, because your country loves playing the victim

I expected better from you, Portugal. We were planning to rescue you post-brexit, but I think we may just leave you to rot in the EU.

Sigh.

It was the exact same in 1998. I was only 14 at the time but I remember pretty well how it was drunk anglos starting shit and they started blaming the fucking muzzies for everything and playing the victim.

However the semi final was Netherlands - Brazil in the same town (Marseille), the Dutch were as drunk as the anglos, yet they were the best dudebros, hell, even smoked weed with them.

Anglos always start some shit, so why didn't the Dutch do the same? Hell the worst they did was hold a giant flag of the Netherlands over the cars that were passing in my street.

>inb4 "ur a muslim"

No.

There are videos backing up his story, though. English fans were just chilling at a bar when a bunch of Russians walked up and started throwing bottles at them.

Plenty of videos of Russians and French gangs attacking English fans. There are even interviews with locals who say the English fans aren't the ones starting shit.

>UEFA not banning Turkey for aiding ISIS
>UEFA want to ban Russian and England team because some people are fighting on streets

ISIS should really blow this whole shit up..

actually its about 50/50
some outlets are blaming our fans for everything

>18 years ago

Not saying english hooligans DINDU NUFFIN in the past but the English game has changed massively in the last 16 years. From everything I've heard from the events at Euro 2016 it's been organised ultras, french and russian have been targeting england fans who were just having a few drinks
Of course drunk chavs are going to fight back

I doubt any english ultras are allowed anywhere near football games anymore

Just saying that shit seems to follow you everywhere your drunks go, while other drunks go to some of the same places without the same mess.

our media started out blaming everything on England fans because they all hate football fans. They only changed their tune when they realised the English fans weren't the problem AND that everyone in England had realised that.

England used to be the hooligan nation. That is 30 years ago now but certain other countries are stuck in the past and think when they play England they can prove just how hard they are

the thing is english fans just do "banter"

And I'm just saying that Russiam hooliganism is a much bigger problem and there is evidence to suggest they targeted english fans. If nothing is done about russian hooliganism I can see trouble happening with welsh/slovak fans.

If the first fixture in Group B was Wales v Russia english fans wouldn't be being blamed for anything

that's a cute lion hat

I'm not denying that some slavs are literal subhumans that should be eradicated.

But the "Teacher, he was the first to call me mum a slag", we've heard it plenty already, on several occasions, not just this one, and it's ridiculous when I read some people here or on mainstream anglo media, fighting tooth and nail to make it look like they're little angels and only the cyka blyat are to blame.

>I've literally never met a sober english person in my entire life.

Probably because you live in a shit tier scumbag tourist destination

Only British chavs go to Portugal, for cheap sun and cheap lager

Try living somewhere nicer with more civilization if you want to meet the classier Brits.

yes only reason to go to Portugal is to get pissed in the sun or murder your daughter

...

dindu nuffin.

But that's wrong you thick fuck, the English media always berate english fans and football violence

stop getting so assblasted at the truth

Why doesn't soccer ever fucking end? Christ almighty.

It follows us everywhere because it is literally the hooligans of countries like Russia etc following us around looking for a fight because of our past reputation.

>getting into a fight with the people that defeated nazi Germany , live in commiblocks and fight for survival on daily basis

niggah
your crazy 0_0

Because it's relevant.

If it was relevant we'd care about it.

That's because other fans deliberately target English fans

youtu.be/MusyO7J2inM

>Be frog police
>Hear English drunk people singing
>Suddenly images of Hillsbrough and Green Street appear in moi head
>Charge at them with batons and fire tear gas
>Are suprised when these drunk people react with violence

>Be Froggy Police Patrol
>See Russian Ultras attacking drunk English Fans
>Fire teargas at the English Fans and beat them up

>before the game Brits were bragging about how they had epic bantz and shit
>post game theyre crying about getting beat up and murdered

Talk shit Get hit

For no good reason, or because they're a bunch of fucking wankers?

>Boutons les anglois hors de France

That's right, it's the bloody muzzies!!

>UEFA bans If U.K. leaves EU

Screencap this.

>getting the meme wrong
Fucking hello Pedro

French policing is fucking atrocious. Tear-gas used all the time and with baby-tier tactics to disperse crowds.

>smoking weed
i lot of muslims i met smoked weed but didnt drink alcohol, i found it weird

Have you recently forgotten about the Dutch smashing up Italian fountains?

You do know where the word "hashish" comes from right

Because England started the hooligan culture bullshit, so all of these shit tier countries that are now copying it see English fans as some kind of prize to fight against.

I don't know if they realise our traveling fans aren't really like this anymore, or if they think it's some kind of scalp to beat up drunk middle aged men.

Ofcourse he has, le froggie frog only sees the narrative he wishes to see.

And you wonder why you get your ass beat

A nice balanced article.

espnfc.com/european-championship/74/blog/post/2891011/euro-2016-fan-clashes-at-england-vs-russia-match-troubling-sign

>mexico is so irrelevant he doesn't get why no one replies to his posts.

Please, try to bait more. Maybe one day people will care about you.

>French hooligans attack Northern Irish and Polish supporters watching a game in a pub in Nice

Why are the French such scum?

Any happenings today?

There's that classically ridiculous limey conceit, I wonder who genetically predisposed americans to that USA USA USA ooga booga attitude?

From assassins creed right?

Nah, he's right. No one cares about Mexico.

Anyone else take great pleasure in seeing the English who thought they were so tough get their shit kicked in by Russians?

i would say northern africa...
but still i find it a bit weird, i guess theres nothing about weed being bad in the koran

Sneak attack; hit and run before the French urge to surrender kicks in

Many went down fighting and not backing down.

youtube.com/watch?v=JqitZ7TuZQ4

no
oddly enough there's been no trouble since the Russians left Marseille

Yuropoors getting the shit kicked out of them is always a positive. The fact they do it over a women and children's game makes it even funnier.

Oh please.

The English never escalate anything..

Everyone here knows it's only shitskins who take things from scrap with the lads to martial law.

They have no restraint because they're scared monkeys

The Russians are actual hooligans who have gone for the sole purpose to fight, the English who are there have had to stand their ground or flee as they're your standard working class fan.

USA USA USA US AUSA UASUA AUS AUS

This, you gotta admire their spirit.

Although retreating, reorganizing and striking back would have been the better choice

I actually wonder if its possible to hold UEFA or the french state liable for any damages that the fans sustained.

You're God damn right hat.

>

Portuguese 'homem' beber uma cerveja e nao pode tems mais.

What about Alaska?

Feyenoorders are not humans mate, so they dont count as Dutch.

>22 guys run after a ball on a grassy field, so let's beat each other up.

Why is Yurop so fucking dirty?

White DINDUs.Fuck you England, talk shit get hit.

>tfw six more months and I can finally emigrate permanently

Going to be the longest six months of my fucking life.

What about Vancouver's chimpout, mapleman?

Marseilles is essentially Africa

Who knows? We got a bunch of south americans going to this copa america thing and everybody has been chill.

BASED BRITBONGS

Ruskies need to be gassed, they're all feral scum.

theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/12/russian-hooligans-savage-organised-england-fans-marseille-euro-2016?CMP=twt_gu

Richard Wakefield, 40, from York, travelled to Marseille with his friend Chris Snowdon, 39, from Fleet, Hampshire. Wakefield said they would not now attend an upcoming Russia game for which they have tickets. “We were walking to the ground minding our own business when the Russians attacked,” he said. “There was a big group of them. They came running at us and were kicking and hitting people.

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fucking scumbags. I hope the real England mobs get their shit together and get to the next game.

Dubs of truth have it right

Btw don't wast time arguing with those fuckers, they're too butthurted about them being shit in actual fights. Just leave them the banter tho

>European supporting the Russians instead of Brits
They want us all on our knees my french friend

Tell your French scum hooligans to stop attacking Northern Irish fans for no reason.

french people are scum 2bh

>mfw french posters claim they're muslims

You're right about this and no they're not muslims, just far-right retards of an irrelvant club.
We're sorry about that, truly.
We're not sorry at all about Marseille, you had it coming.

> Inb4 dindu nuffin just called bystanders Isis for the lulz and expected no retaliation cuz muh banter.

There's literally drunk people of almost any nationality and skin color that "start shit" everywhere you go. Who cares.

I hope your monkeys chimp out on low grade beer for the next match and UEFA actually kicks you out.

I mean come on, at least you will have an excuse for not getting out of your group.

>drinking Heineken
ofc they're clueless

Fair play to him he even took a chair shot and kept going.

>> Inb4 dindu nuffin just called bystanders Isis for the lulz and expected no retaliation cuz muh banter.

>it is completely justified to set up an organised, indiscriminate physical attacks on groups of people because someone made fun of you

Great to see France fully embracing Islamic culture and ideals.

>our team didnt win lets burn down half our capital and almost bring down the whole empire while wer are at it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots

In other words, these hooligans need to step up their game.

love how the twats on Sup Forums dont understand the culture of hooligans

the russians were literally looking for a tear up because they idolize the english hooligan culture of the 70s and 80s. they wanted to test themselves against the english firms, but instead found nothing but drunk chavs who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.

truth

>Brits are noble savages now

Ruskies are shit. No wonder they started this.

>understanding subhuman culture matters

> It is completely justified to show up drunk and disrectfull in a foreign country, indiscriminately destructing private property without provocation.

Great to see englos are still the pile of bantering fucks they always were.

You said they got attacked for calling someone ISIS, not for destroying people's stuff.

Lets be real here, england > europe.

Don't hate us cause you ain't us Abdul.

French people attacked in Paris, Britain says "we stand with you". Belgians attacked in Brussels, Britain says "we stand with you". British people attacked attending a football match, Europe says "you get what you deserved, now get out of the tournament". Europeans, our "friends".

damn

When we had our referendum about the EU no one told us the whole thing was just an anti-British conspiracy

>Chinks trying to be brollick

They did both. Teh Mac donalds of the vieux port has been leveled by those inbred islanders