Can we get a beta thread?

Can we get a beta thread?

What's beta about this?

He's 18, alone, half retarded, and a faggot

It's not a "beta" thread, it's called "sad birthday. People these days don't even know things in Sup Forums anymore. Beta is a relationship and social concept, this has nothing to do with loneliness.

He's smiling, and someone was there to take that picture. Seems fine to me.

Way to start a beta thread with a cringe post, user.

*cough*

>beta as fuck

Youre such a fucking beta

Poor kid, seems sad. Nothing beta about this though.

At least someone got him a cake. I spend my birthdays getting shitfaced alone in a nasty dive bar.

OP thanks for showing us all how to be beta. I'll try to avoid making "beta" threads from now on.

He's 18 and he's not out DRINKING and getting PUSSY what a faggot hahahaha!

OP sage

Reminds me of the respectable black man who was alone on his birthday.

>being this retarded

Such prejudice is linked with lower intelegence...

What a shit thread, op.

Jacob gives himself a little treat every time he finishes with one of his meatsacks. He closes his eyes and enjoys the quiet. So free of the troublesome pleading, then the crying, then the screaming. He makes a wish, just like he did 18 times before.

BOOM

this

>Im gonna pull a picture off that kids who actually has friends facebook
>surely because he is spending his birthday with his family everyone will think he is a beta and not i
>I shall finally get the respect I deserve
an hero you fucking sperglord

His selfie-stick is an arm.

OP is a humongous faggot